THE RACE WAS RIGGED, right from the start, those DUMOCRATS rigged it, after all, who the hell has three legs? ONLY A FREAK would have that amount of legs, I’d be ashamed of being one. In fact we should ban them, once I talked to a three legged person, strong, big, tears down his legs telling me MR PRESIDENT, why won’t you ban these disgraceful races and I said, MY POOR FREAK, ILL DO ANYTBJNG TO HELP YOU, AFTER ALL IF WE WON IRAN WE CAN END THIS DISGRACE, the DUMBOCRATS wanted to shame this men, ooor man, only the RADICAL LEFT could hate him
I mean, you're beyond correct, but also, we have a lot of people with moderately lead posioned brains, who are narcissists that will punish you indirectly in a hundred ways, if you don't act like they're funny.
POTUS has much more than shit stains. He has a full load. It comes in really handy when negotiating. Offer something stupid, in the oval office, then drop your chemical warfare and watch them beg to be let out to escape the smell.
Do these people want the war to continue? What are they thinking??? If anything, rename it Department of War Crimes, but don't try to gode these fucks back into war. Only Israelis want this war.
If they make it the "department of war reparations" itll be cheaper to edit the sign. At this point I know they will continue to do stupid stuff but maybe they could stop wasting our tax dollars.
37 Comments
SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world · 54 pts · 67d
They're too incompetent to even surrender. It's like watching half of a three legged race give up mid race.
First_Thunder@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 67d
THE RACE WAS RIGGED, right from the start, those DUMOCRATS rigged it, after all, who the hell has three legs? ONLY A FREAK would have that amount of legs, I’d be ashamed of being one. In fact we should ban them, once I talked to a three legged person, strong, big, tears down his legs telling me MR PRESIDENT, why won’t you ban these disgraceful races and I said, MY POOR FREAK, ILL DO ANYTBJNG TO HELP YOU, AFTER ALL IF WE WON IRAN WE CAN END THIS DISGRACE, the DUMBOCRATS wanted to shame this men, ooor man, only the RADICAL LEFT could hate him
the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 67d
Changes name to "Department of war"
Fights 1 war
Surrenders
Yeah this seems like the next logical step
Snowwdropp@lemmy.zip · 31 pts · 67d
After Vietnam, Afghanistan and now Iran, you guys can't mock the French ever again.
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 10 pts · 67d
I mean, you're beyond correct, but also, we have a lot of people with moderately lead posioned brains, who are narcissists that will punish you indirectly in a hundred ways, if you don't act like they're funny.
0_o7@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 17 pts · 67d
Department of Israel's little bitch
Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 67d
Well, no need to be specific. I'd just suggest Department of Bitch.
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 14 pts · 67d
Department of War Crimes?
Department of Fails our Audits without Fail?
Department of Disease Proliferation?
Department of Terrorism Generation?
Department of Actionable Kinetic Subsidies to Powerfully Lethal Biblical Fan Fiction?
RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 67d
Lol at the idea they’re actually going to audit anything.
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 13 pts · 67d
Department of War Losers/Department of Losing War
Draegur@lemmy.zip · 16 pts · 67d
Department of defeat.
ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 67d
No better imperialist than an incompetent one, TBF. I'd hate to see a more competently murderous USA!
deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz · 8 pts · 67d
God. Can you imagine how much trouble we'd be in if they weren't being governed by the stupidest people they could muster?
Danarchy@lemmy.nz · 11 pts · 67d
Better to rename it Department of Wah-Wah and reuse more of the letters
Kanda@reddthat.com · 10 pts · 67d
It's the department of war. No one said it was the department of winning wars.
HugeNerd@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 67d
Israel's Department Store of War Supplies?
The AIM-9X Romper Room baby-seeking missile (can explode in Star of David or menorah pattern)
BGU-12 "Camp Camp" refugee tent buster bomb (selectable dreidel or challah bread pattern)
YAL-2 Big Beautiful Beam anti food-aid-worker energy weapon (plays Havah Nagelah at every use).
(Only available in blue and white.)
Quill7513@slrpnk.net · 9 pts · 67d
department of pathetic little losers whose dads never told them they were proud of them
Reverendender@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 66d
Probably because their dads were ashamed of them
Quill7513@slrpnk.net · 1 pts · 66d
or entirely absent
bold_atlas@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 67d
Department of Depends®
CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 67d
POTUS has much more than shit stains. He has a full load. It comes in really handy when negotiating. Offer something stupid, in the oval office, then drop your chemical warfare and watch them beg to be let out to escape the smell.
Best negotiator ever.
CarpalTunnelButt@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 67d
Do these people want the war to continue? What are they thinking??? If anything, rename it Department of War Crimes, but don't try to gode these fucks back into war. Only Israelis want this war.
Zier@fedia.io · 6 pts · 67d
Department Of Whiskey or is that the FBI, I'm so confused.
Inucune@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 67d
Department of Republican fee-fees.
kreskin@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 67d
If they make it the "department of war reparations" itll be cheaper to edit the sign. At this point I know they will continue to do stupid stuff but maybe they could stop wasting our tax dollars.
fodor@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 67d
It's a status update! Like on Facebook. What is it doing this month? OK, was war, now capitulating, later lying.
corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 67d
Department of war losses
SabinStargem@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 66d
We need Hegseth on this cover...
aramis87@fedia.io · 3 pts · 67d
Department of 'Winning'.
VelvetPinkOtter123@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 67d
Mountain Dew Department of War
MrKoyun@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 67d
This image feels like AI Slop. I dont care if its making fun of the right, AI slop is still bad and shouldn't be posted. I'm not quite sure though.
cm0002@mander.xyz · 4 pts · 67d
I think it's just a good ol Photoshop lol
MrKoyun@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 67d
Yeah I thought so to but these patterns look weird to me
Tikiporch@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 67d
Nothing a simple image search can't answer. Looks the same to me.
MrKoyun@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 67d
Thank you for your brave expeditions into the internet to fact-check my AI claim that I didnt bother to do myself 🙏
Tikiporch@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 67d
Yeah, hey man, no problem. I appreciate your appreciation so much.
Smaile@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 66d
Department of Downfall.