Yet another name change for the Department of War is in the works

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SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world · 54 pts · 67d (1 reply)

They're too incompetent to even surrender. It's like watching half of a three legged race give up mid race.

First_Thunder@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 67d

THE RACE WAS RIGGED, right from the start, those DUMOCRATS rigged it, after all, who the hell has three legs? ONLY A FREAK would have that amount of legs, I’d be ashamed of being one. In fact we should ban them, once I talked to a three legged person, strong, big, tears down his legs telling me MR PRESIDENT, why won’t you ban these disgraceful races and I said, MY POOR FREAK, ILL DO ANYTBJNG TO HELP YOU, AFTER ALL IF WE WON IRAN WE CAN END THIS DISGRACE, the DUMBOCRATS wanted to shame this men, ooor man, only the RADICAL LEFT could hate him

the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 67d

Changes name to "Department of war"

Fights 1 war

Surrenders

Yeah this seems like the next logical step

Snowwdropp@lemmy.zip · 31 pts · 67d (1 reply)

After Vietnam, Afghanistan and now Iran, you guys can't mock the French ever again.

sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 10 pts · 67d

I mean, you're beyond correct, but also, we have a lot of people with moderately lead posioned brains, who are narcissists that will punish you indirectly in a hundred ways, if you don't act like they're funny.

0_o7@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 17 pts · 67d (1 reply)

Department of Israel's little bitch

Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 67d

Well, no need to be specific. I'd just suggest Department of Bitch.

sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 14 pts · 67d (1 reply)

Department of War Crimes?

Department of Fails our Audits without Fail?

Department of Disease Proliferation?

Department of Terrorism Generation?

Department of Actionable Kinetic Subsidies to Powerfully Lethal Biblical Fan Fiction?

RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 67d

Lol at the idea they’re actually going to audit anything.

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 13 pts · 67d (1 reply)

Department of War Losers/Department of Losing War

Draegur@lemmy.zip · 16 pts · 67d

Department of defeat.

ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 67d (1 reply)

No better imperialist than an incompetent one, TBF. I'd hate to see a more competently murderous USA!

deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz · 8 pts · 67d

God. Can you imagine how much trouble we'd be in if they weren't being governed by the stupidest people they could muster?

Danarchy@lemmy.nz · 11 pts · 67d

Better to rename it Department of Wah-Wah and reuse more of the letters

Kanda@reddthat.com · 10 pts · 67d

It's the department of war. No one said it was the department of winning wars.

HugeNerd@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 67d

Israel's Department Store of War Supplies?

The AIM-9X Romper Room baby-seeking missile (can explode in Star of David or menorah pattern)

BGU-12 "Camp Camp" refugee tent buster bomb (selectable dreidel or challah bread pattern)

YAL-2 Big Beautiful Beam anti food-aid-worker energy weapon (plays Havah Nagelah at every use).

(Only available in blue and white.)

Quill7513@slrpnk.net · 9 pts · 67d (2 replies)

department of pathetic little losers whose dads never told them they were proud of them

Reverendender@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 66d (1 reply)

Probably because their dads were ashamed of them

Quill7513@slrpnk.net · 1 pts · 66d

or entirely absent

bold_atlas@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 67d (1 reply)

Department of Depends®

CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 67d

POTUS has much more than shit stains. He has a full load. It comes in really handy when negotiating. Offer something stupid, in the oval office, then drop your chemical warfare and watch them beg to be let out to escape the smell.

Best negotiator ever.

CarpalTunnelButt@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 67d

Do these people want the war to continue? What are they thinking??? If anything, rename it Department of War Crimes, but don't try to gode these fucks back into war. Only Israelis want this war.

Zier@fedia.io · 6 pts · 67d

Department Of Whiskey or is that the FBI, I'm so confused.

Inucune@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 67d

Department of Republican fee-fees.

kreskin@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 67d

If they make it the "department of war reparations" itll be cheaper to edit the sign. At this point I know they will continue to do stupid stuff but maybe they could stop wasting our tax dollars.

fodor@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 67d

It's a status update! Like on Facebook. What is it doing this month? OK, was war, now capitulating, later lying.

corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 67d

Department of war losses

SabinStargem@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 66d

We need Hegseth on this cover...

aramis87@fedia.io · 3 pts · 67d

Department of 'Winning'.

VelvetPinkOtter123@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 67d

Mountain Dew Department of War

MrKoyun@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 67d (5 replies)

This image feels like AI Slop. I dont care if its making fun of the right, AI slop is still bad and shouldn't be posted. I'm not quite sure though.

cm0002@mander.xyz · 4 pts · 67d (4 replies)

I think it's just a good ol Photoshop lol

MrKoyun@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 67d (3 replies)

Yeah I thought so to but these patterns look weird to me

Tikiporch@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 67d (2 replies)

Nothing a simple image search can't answer. Looks the same to me.

MrKoyun@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 67d (1 reply)

Thank you for your brave expeditions into the internet to fact-check my AI claim that I didnt bother to do myself 🙏

Tikiporch@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 67d

Yeah, hey man, no problem. I appreciate your appreciation so much.

Smaile@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 66d

Department of Downfall.