Meta wants a child safety bill rewritten to shield it from lawsuits over harm to kids
https://www.techspot.com/news/112824-meta-wants-child-safety-bill-rewritten-shield-lawsuits.html?_bhlid=abaf6a81bb657bb9d39bf0b3764242a9bb9e9343
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halcyoncmdr@piefed.social · 104 pts · 66d
In a just world, even asking for this would be a death sentence for a company.
gurty@lemmy.world · 72 pts · 66d
What an odd thing to want.
sidebro@lemmy.zip · 49 pts · 66d
Almost like they don't give a shit if they harm kids
rayyy@piefed.social · 17 pts · 66d
It's either kids or profits for Zuck. Which is more important?
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 66d
insert small mexican girl meme
Why not both?
NM_Gringo@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 66d
Or know that they already have harmed kids.
joeljoelle@piefed.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 66d
I'm sure this is partially what these ID laws are about, they know their product is harmful to not just kids but EVERYONE, but they don't want EVERYONE to stop using it, so what's the answer? Ban the kids
CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 9 pts · 66d
Almost like they want to profit by harming kids.
mannycalavera@feddit.uk · 28 pts · 66d
Facefuck, 2026.
Flower@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 66d
Only if they would use a neutral algorithm that shows sequentially things from your friend list.
joeljoelle@piefed.blahaj.zone · 26 pts · 66d
How about just fix your god damn product so people won't constantly sue you? Business nowadays is just completely asinine
ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one · 7 pts · 66d
At a certain size of a company, law suits are just the cost of doing business.
grandma@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 65d
Won't somebody think of the shareholders?
Treczoks@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 66d
Mafia lobbies to get criminal law to be rewritten to remove punishments for crimes.
skvlp@lemmy.wtf · 22 pts · 66d
Almost as if the real goal is not protecting children, but surveillance.
chahn.chris@piefed.social · 18 pts · 66d
They want to get products in the hands of very young children to create customers for life.
This is the happy meal strategy on steroids.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 65d
"We want this child safety bill to protect our corporation from children please" is such a good look
Bristlecone@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 66d
They'll get it too as long as they push it through before the midterms, maybe even after depending on what those look like
melsaskca@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 66d
Let's just make brutal fucking murder and large theft legal already! /s
VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 65d
π§ββοΈ: "But what if your best revenuing content creators are children?"

π€: "That's why I need you to rewrite it."
πΆπ§: "Wait... wat?!"
π€: "Don't worry. I'll protect you guys."
guyoverthere123@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 66d
That's who knew Zuck was a nonce /s
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 65d
he was at a dinner with the other NONCEs
minorkeys@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 65d
Laws to allow companies to permanently fuck up our children....
necrobius@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 66d
Why won't they please think of the children!?
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 65d
Legislators: "and we just have to pass it guys, sorry. No choice in the meter. They propose it, we pass it for them. That's how this all works"