Meta wants a child safety bill rewritten to shield it from lawsuits over harm to kids

https://www.techspot.com/news/112824-meta-wants-child-safety-bill-rewritten-shield-lawsuits.html?_bhlid=abaf6a81bb657bb9d39bf0b3764242a9bb9e9343

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halcyoncmdr@piefed.social · 104 pts · 66d

In a just world, even asking for this would be a death sentence for a company.

gurty@lemmy.world · 72 pts · 66d (6 replies)

What an odd thing to want.

sidebro@lemmy.zip · 49 pts · 66d (5 replies)

Almost like they don't give a shit if they harm kids

rayyy@piefed.social · 17 pts · 66d (1 reply)

It's either kids or profits for Zuck. Which is more important?

Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 66d

insert small mexican girl meme

Why not both?

NM_Gringo@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 66d (1 reply)

Or know that they already have harmed kids.

joeljoelle@piefed.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 66d

I'm sure this is partially what these ID laws are about, they know their product is harmful to not just kids but EVERYONE, but they don't want EVERYONE to stop using it, so what's the answer? Ban the kids

CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 9 pts · 66d

Almost like they want to profit by harming kids.

mannycalavera@feddit.uk · 28 pts · 66d (1 reply)

We are merely the vessel with which to produce harm.

Facefuck, 2026.

Flower@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 66d

Only if they would use a neutral algorithm that shows sequentially things from your friend list.

joeljoelle@piefed.blahaj.zone · 26 pts · 66d (2 replies)

How about just fix your god damn product so people won't constantly sue you? Business nowadays is just completely asinine

ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one · 7 pts · 66d

At a certain size of a company, law suits are just the cost of doing business.

grandma@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 65d

Won't somebody think of the shareholders?

Treczoks@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 66d

Mafia lobbies to get criminal law to be rewritten to remove punishments for crimes.

skvlp@lemmy.wtf · 22 pts · 66d

Almost as if the real goal is not protecting children, but surveillance.

chahn.chris@piefed.social · 18 pts · 66d

They want to get products in the hands of very young children to create customers for life.

This is the happy meal strategy on steroids.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 65d

"We want this child safety bill to protect our corporation from children please" is such a good look

Bristlecone@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 66d

They'll get it too as long as they push it through before the midterms, maybe even after depending on what those look like

melsaskca@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 66d

Let's just make brutal fucking murder and large theft legal already! /s

VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 65d

πŸ§‘β€βš–οΈ: "But what if your best revenuing content creators are children?"
πŸ€“: "That's why I need you to rewrite it."
πŸ‘ΆπŸ§’: "Wait... wat?!"

πŸ€“: "Don't worry. I'll protect you guys."

guyoverthere123@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 66d (1 reply)

That's who knew Zuck was a nonce /s

Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 65d

he was at a dinner with the other NONCEs

minorkeys@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 65d

Laws to allow companies to permanently fuck up our children....

necrobius@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 66d

Why won't they please think of the children!?

prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 65d

Legislators: "and we just have to pass it guys, sorry. No choice in the meter. They propose it, we pass it for them. That's how this all works"