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hOrni@lemmy.world · 106 pts · 66d (11 replies)

Trump would give it the face of someone he finds fuckable. His daughter from when she was 16.

NABDad@lemmy.world · 72 pts · 66d (10 replies)

Trump would give it the face of someone he finds fuckable. His daughter from when she was 16 13.

FTFY

Edited to more accurately represent his creepiness (see my comment below)

SailorFuzz@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 66d (9 replies)

when she was 16 14 10

FTFTFY

crusa187@lemmy.ml · 54 pts · 66d (8 replies)

Now now, he is on record saying 12 is his lower limit.

NABDad@lemmy.world · 35 pts · 66d (5 replies)

Yeah, I couldn't remember the age he specified, so I guessed at the worst I could imagine. However, what he actually said was he wouldn't be with a 12 year old, so that would suggest 13 is his lower limit.

Howard Stern: "Do you think you could now be banging 24-year-olds?"

Donald Trump: "Oh, absolutely! I have no trouble."

Robin Quivers: "Do you have an age limit?"

Donald Trump: "If I— No, no, I have no age— I mean, I have an age limit— I don't want to be like Congressman Foley, with, you know, 12-year-olds".

samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 16 pts · 66d

Of course, he only said that because he knew it would make him look bad, so he'd definitely go younger.

applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 12 pts · 66d

he started to say he had no age limit and stopped himself... im pretty sure he raped some of the babies that were murdered on his behalf.

drcobaltjedi@programming.dev · 11 pts · 66d (1 reply)

We as a society really have failed. How have we not addressed the monsters that are very openly admitting to being monsters?

Bytemeister@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 66d

Bcuz their red blooded patriots who let Jesus into there hearts after they done did all that that inappropriate behavior with a 14 yr old who lied about her age to trick them into havin sex with her so her parents could sue them. Yesterday. And the day before that, and that one, maybe 5 times last week...

Bytemeister@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 66d

Foley was sexting 12yr old boys. Interesting that trump would use him as an example instead of the wide pool of Republicans who have been molesting underage girls.

Also, I wouldn't read that statement as "I would go as low as 13" but as "I don't want to be seen as a pedophile like Mark Foley, who was going after 12yr olds."

But, given the subject's history on raping underage girls... Yeah, I'm probably wrong about what he meant in this specific situation.

SailorFuzz@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 66d

I think we all know better than to believe anything he says. If he says it's 12, it's probably 6.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 66d

Which means upper

DarkCloud@lemmy.world · 51 pts · 66d (1 reply)

She really should have one tit exposed, as that's the traditional french symbol of liberty. It was censored and changed by prudes.

...also, the torch is for burning it all down when governments get too controlling. It's the torch of revolution.

captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 66d

That tracks with the people I know who aggressively pursue liberty. Those of us with tits average about 1 out.

Shit now I kinda want to put up a statue of a French anarchist…

doeknius_gloek@discuss.tchncs.de · 40 pts · 66d

And France will pay for it!

thisisbutaname@discuss.tchncs.de · 30 pts · 66d

Don't give them any idea

Noite_Etion@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 66d

France should take their gift back, Americans clearly don't represent anything close to liberty anymore.

switcheroo@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 66d (1 reply)

Don't give those fuckheads any ideas

DarkCloud@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 66d

A peeling copper face undergoing some strange chemical reaction could be a fun symbol for the Trump years. I say go for it.

GenosseFlosse@feddit.org · 23 pts · 66d

Why would Republicans be interested in her? She is clearly over 14!

Piege@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 66d (1 reply)

Thats what the poster would show, they'd start teardown and find some ridonculous way to fail at the construction phase.

f314@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 66d

Trump would probably hire a plastic surgeon to lead the “renovations”

IndustryStandard@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 66d

Do not give them ideas

Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk · 14 pts · 66d (4 replies)

These comments, lol. He’d have the face made to look like his own face.

plutopos@lemmy.zip · 9 pts · 66d (3 replies)

would he still give it huge boobs and lipstick?

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 66d

I mean if we were in a postscarcity society and could afford to waste the money on defacing cherished art and international treasures, I'd get my face, a fuller beard (I've got this one patch that won't grow), a huge rack and a tail like a man o war

Also I'd have laser eyes and be riding a pony in this fantasy. Me not the statue

qarbone@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 66d

Good point. Then it would look like his daughter, Ivanka.

If he can even remember what she looks like. The tits will stay tho

Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk · 2 pts · 66d

Dunno but the hands would be very bigly.

PattyMcB@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 66d

Love that Mar-a-Lago face. /s

garbagebagel@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 66d (5 replies)

Hell yeah, put her in drag to show how much the US loves drag queens.... Right? Yeah.

wieson@feddit.org · 1 pts · 66d (4 replies)

Is it still called drag if ladies wear it?

captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 66d (2 replies)

That's contested. Some prefer the term bio queen/king, but others just call it drag

garbagebagel@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 66d (1 reply)

Bio king/queen is pretty controversial now as it's considered transphobic.

captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 66d

That tracks, last I'd heard some trans people were taking to using the term too, but that was years ago. I also only pay attention to drag the handful of times my friend does it.

garbagebagel@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 66d

Yes, drag is just a very exaggerated fashion often expressing hyperfemininity (drag queen) or hypermasculinity (drag king), or sometimes just artistic exaggerated styles of any kind. The gender neutral term for people who participate is drag artists.

Anyone of any sex or gender can wear any kind of drag and call themselves any of the above.

Arancello@aussie.zone · 10 pts · 66d

at this moment in time I could actually be this is true. Things are now that bizarre.

MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip · 10 pts · 66d

Don't give him ideas.

Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 66d (1 reply)
  • The torch is replaced with a phone of her taking a selfie

  • Has the fake way-too-thicc-ass

  • Had a wE tHe PeOpLe forearm tattoo

zarathustrad@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 66d

And a Deus Vult tattoo on her under arm.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 66d

i just realized that my second girlfriend had the same nose as the statue of liberty (left). she was strange enough to make a mark on our social group. i recognize now she was either trying to make me jealous, but she may have been angling for a polycule with her and me and my buddy Shitass Ryan (she wanted the three of us to move into an apartment in... I think it was Dublin (California) for some reason. None of us lived in Dublin. They have a great gas station, or had. Last time I stopped by, for the first time in 25 years they had an out of order bathroom. But I'd move to a city for a good enough gas station. Like Fairfield, CA has this gas station near the courthouse that has THE BEST tacos. Fuck maybe I should move there too.

::: spoiler spoiler :::

hypeerror@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 66d

She's green?! Bring me the heat of Algae‐tifa!

FukOui@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 66d

Absolutely believable

phoenixarise@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 66d

HAHAHA not the gold!

halfdome@feddit.org · 7 pts · 66d (5 replies)

I am worried the paint will peel of after he painted it #reflectingpool blue

kogasa@programming.dev · 15 pts · 66d (4 replies)

It would be really embarrassing if the whole statue changed colors after it was installed

halfdome@feddit.org · 13 pts · 66d (3 replies)

cojo5@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 66d (2 replies)

would be super cool to see a time lapse of patina forming on the statue of liberty

tetris11@feddit.uk · 4 pts · 66d (1 reply)

"That statue has vitilago...!"

P1k1e@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 66d

Vertiligo

Slovene85@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 66d

Where's the picture of the "give us your poor, your huddled masses" speech sanded off and replaced with a text about how great Cheeto McDonald is?

SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 66d

They would also add a giant Jesus cross hanging around her neck. So that the Bible thumping right won’t object against the change.

aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 66d (1 reply)

The one thing that’s suppose to be green will wind up turning another color.

gex@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 66d

They'll polish it to show its original copper color, and in a month when it oxidizes back to green they'll blame the woke

trackball_fetish@lemmy.wtf · 3 pts · 66d

Look I know this is a meme but istg if they did this there would be hell to pay

The French were more than kind gifting us a statue of this goddess and I refuse to see it desecrated

And yes I know, we don't deserve it nor has this country done a good job of following what it represents. Nor should something this simple send me in comparison to what's already been done but goddamnit do not touch Libertas

DisasterTransport@startrek.website · 3 pts · 66d

i have to imagine new yorkers would be quite annoyed by this

Kowowow@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 66d

The statue of liberty is going to end up with failed bbl

csolisr@hub.azkware.net · 2 pts · 66d

Not sure if making a statue to whatever the British call "liver tea" would be recommendable though

wuffah@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 66d (2 replies)

Someone with talent please make one with a fleshlight in her hand.

ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 66d (1 reply)

I got you fam

wuffah@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 66d

My country ‘tis of theee… 🥲

pewpew@feddit.it · 2 pts · 66d

They have to celebrate the release of GTA 6 somehow

NocturnalEngineer@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 66d

Why does it kinda look like Katie Price?

roserose56@lemmy.zip · 0 pts · 66d

the american dream?

serpineslair@lemmy.world · -1 pts · 66d

Turned british.