There's only 1 in 24 (2^30÷(280'000'000 containers shipped per year × ~12 times a year rearranged × 5 years ÷ 30 in a layer × 50 avg ship in length × 2 to account for inverse × 2 to account for mirror)) chance this wasn't intentional.
I fully love your calculation, but I fear there's a 1 in 1 chance this is photoshopped.
A lot of those green containers in the Among Us/Loss have a little white square in the top left and a sort of faded pair of white rectangles in the top right, suspiciously identical to the ones next to it.
Who has your god been fucking? And why are they yours specifically? Do you have to share them with other believers? I'm looking for a deity to get in with at the ground floor, and if yours is fucking then they're probably my kind of god!
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ceenote@lemmy.world · 65 pts · 39d
Also, over there on the right... Is this Loss?
OS2Warp@lemmy.zip · 20 pts · 39d
gigastasio@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 39d
Sweet mother of fuck…
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 25 pts · 39d
Amogus*
Eheran@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 39d
Hm?
starik@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 39d
Amgus*
waterbird@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 15 pts · 39d
isn’t this the one that got stuck in the suez canal?
waterbird@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 13 pts · 39d
yep
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ever_Given
QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 39d
InterestingUsername@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 39d
Lol
mercano@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 39d
“I was on cargo doing tasks.”
“In cargo?”
“I said what I said.”
PattyMcB@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 39d
Sus!
squirrel@cake.kobel.fyi · 7 pts · 39d
Suez!
pticrix@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 39d
If you ever came back to a defrag report looking like this, you cried.
JoMiran@lemmy.ml · 8 pts · 39d
Kinda sus
nitroemdash@lemmy.wtf · 6 pts · 39d
There's only 1 in 24 (2^30÷(280'000'000 containers shipped per year × ~12 times a year rearranged × 5 years ÷ 30 in a layer × 50 avg ship in length × 2 to account for inverse × 2 to account for mirror)) chance this wasn't intentional.
fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk · 7 pts · 39d
I fully love your calculation, but I fear there's a 1 in 1 chance this is photoshopped.
A lot of those green containers in the Among Us/Loss have a little white square in the top left and a sort of faded pair of white rectangles in the top right, suspiciously identical to the ones next to it.
trainsrkool@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 39d
sus
PapaStevesy@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 39d
c/usefulredcircles
Epp@lemmus.org · 4 pts · 39d
Who has your god been fucking? And why are they yours specifically? Do you have to share them with other believers? I'm looking for a deity to get in with at the ground floor, and if yours is fucking then they're probably my kind of god!
toiletobserver@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 39d
https://www.spaghettimonster.org/
Epp@lemmus.org · 4 pts · 39d
I want to believe, but I've never seen him do any fucking with his noodly appendage. Parmesan be upon him.
toiletobserver@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 39d
Have you searched rule 34 content yet?
https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=flying_spaghetti_monster
Epp@lemmus.org · 2 pts · 39d
Wow, thanks! That link really uncooks my spaghetti.
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 39d
They're Catholic. So probably not the fun kind of fucking
Epp@lemmus.org · 3 pts · 39d
Really? How can you tell they're Catholic? 🤔 I don't see any altar boys in the photo.
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 39d
Lime, at least, is canonically Catholic now:

DmMacniel@feddit.org · 4 pts · 39d
Amogus!
CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 39d
The among us show is good, worth pirating
Lumidaub@feddit.org · 2 pts · 39d
What does the demotivational poster format add?