Watching the World Cup

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Ok_imagination@lemmy.world · 57 pts · 71d (1 reply)

Free coffee!

dohpaz42@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 70d

I’m gonna go out on a limb and say they weren’t referring to coffee. 😏

kersploosh@sh.itjust.works · 46 pts · 71d (4 replies)

If Colombia wins, free empanadas!

tuto193@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 71d (2 replies)

I don't know if this is bait, but it's "Colombia".

kersploosh@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 71d

Just autocorrect screwing me again. Fixed now.

victorz@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 71d

Happy cake day!

groet@feddit.org · 2 pts · 71d

Or plain unseasoned areppas ... I do not miss colombian breakfast

xcutie@linux.community · 23 pts · 71d (9 replies)

What when the USA wins? Free "I can't breathe"?

psx_crab@lemmy.zip · 20 pts · 70d

Free bullet!

ryathal@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 70d (2 replies)

Free freedom

Donkter@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 70d (1 reply)

Free dumb?

ryathal@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 70d

That's already free on Twitter daily.

Natanox@discuss.tchncs.de · 5 pts · 71d (1 reply)

Free McDonalds.

AstralPath@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 70d

Free hamberders.

forgetfulmeat@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 70d

Nah you get an "opportunity" to get experience to work an unpaid internship at a multi-million dollar corporation to put on your resume.

robocall@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 71d (1 reply)

I was thinking fried chicken but yeah, maybe a gun?

GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 70d

if America is giving out free guns, technically everything else is on the house.

Agent641@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 70d (2 replies)

If china wins, free Tibet?

zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 70d

That's awesome. I've always wanted a Tibet.

Holytimes@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 70d

I don't think tibet is real in that case...?

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 14 pts · 71d

Let them tie and say they both won so we get beer and tacos.

TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip · 12 pts · 70d (1 reply)

Counter offer:

boltzbruh@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 70d

Haja alguém com cultura aqui!

PORTUGAL CARALHO

lime@feddit.nu · 10 pts · 71d (2 replies)

free hippos!

robocall@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 71d (1 reply)

Kill the Colombian hippos

teyrnon@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 70d

Boooooo to you.

Vitaly@feddit.uk · 7 pts · 71d (1 reply)

Free cocainum!!!!!!!!

zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 70d

As yes, the deep concainum mines where most of the world's cocaine ore comes from. How could I forget?

altkey@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 71d

What, free columbariums?

Simulation6@sopuli.xyz · 5 pts · 70d

Free earthquakes? No wait, that would be Venezuela.

VAK@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 70d (2 replies)

I had no idea what this was referring to until I saw the comments

Etterra@discuss.online · 2 pts · 70d

Free coffee baby!

justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 70d

Columbian chicks are hot!

Rolive@discuss.tchncs.de · 4 pts · 70d (1 reply)

If Sweden wins, free surströmming!

KokusnussRitter@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 68d

🥹 kanelbullar were right there

Bigfishbest@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 70d

If Norway wins, free smalahove!

tomatoely@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 70d

Free tequeños?