And they all JUST HAPPEN to have been drinking the dihydrogen monoxide chemical found in basically all of our food and drinks? Don't be sheep, educate yourselves!
I might be dumb here, but pink lemonade is made from the bidding flowers from a bush. They are very tart and taste like lemon because they are full of ascorbic acid too. The flower in the bud is pink and makes pink lemonade.
Reminds me of that episode of Fairly Odd Parents where they discover that a dollop of Cosmo's sweaty socks makes lemonade taste amazing... aaand grant the customer's next wish. It's also the same episode with that clip of Doug Dimmadome that got memed to Hell and back (his first appearance btw)
26 Comments
SoupBrick@pawb.social · 56 pts · 62d
Clown Bath Water is an untapped market.
dan@upvote.au · 26 pts · 62d
ClownlyFans
clucose@lemmy.ml · 14 pts · 62d
So, Belle Delpine wasn’t the first to sell bath water.
slothrop@lemmy.ca · 20 pts · 62d
I'm certain it tasted like crack.
capt_wolf@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 61d
Knowing how a several modern drinks got their start, it probably had a decent amount of coke and/or lithium in it.
Danarchy@lemmy.nz · 15 pts · 62d
Modern pink lemonades lack the clown musk, sadly
Homo_Erectus@lemmy.zip · 13 pts · 62d
Why geniuses allways die in america ?
lugal@sopuli.xyz · 5 pts · 62d
Most people die sooner or later
MrChewy@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 62d
And they all JUST HAPPEN to have been drinking the dihydrogen monoxide chemical found in basically all of our food and drinks? Don't be sheep, educate yourselves!
lugal@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 62d
It's more complicated than that
observes_depths@aussie.zone · 12 pts · 61d
Sensible people today: it's pink so it's probably not healthy
New yorkers in the 1900s: it's pink, I MUST have it !!
diaphragmwp@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 61d
New yorkers in the 1900s != sensible
Shindo66@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 61d
I might be dumb here, but pink lemonade is made from the bidding flowers from a bush. They are very tart and taste like lemon because they are full of ascorbic acid too. The flower in the bud is pink and makes pink lemonade.
Cruxifux@feddit.nl · 7 pts · 62d
Jesus christ why
bearoftheisle@europe.pub · 10 pts · 62d
Lack of food safety laws, presumably
tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 61d
Libertarians in shambles
TargaryenTKE@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 61d
Reminds me of that episode of Fairly Odd Parents where they discover that a dollop of Cosmo's sweaty socks makes lemonade taste amazing... aaand grant the customer's next wish. It's also the same episode with that clip of Doug Dimmadome that got memed to Hell and back (his first appearance btw)
Simulation6@sopuli.xyz · 5 pts · 61d
Story is probably not true. The pink used to come from red fruit being included.
bstix@feddit.dk · 8 pts · 61d
Maybe the acrobat pants were dyed with fruit color.
musubibreakfast@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 61d
Maybe the acrobatic was a grapefruit and he had an accident in his pants
TheGiantKorean@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 62d
I would think it tasted funny, but I guess people flipped for it.
nialv7@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 62d
ew
fiendishplan@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 61d
That is a great headline.
daannii@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 60d
I always thought it was grapefruit 😭😔
orenj@leminal.space · 1 pts · 61d
Clown... "stand"..?
REDACTED@infosec.pub · 1 pts · 60d
Yes, where the clowns stand, to be sold