You're going to give people an existential crisis, Archie.

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Klear@piefed.world · 140 pts · 38d (12 replies)

This is an ad. You're posting advertisement.

HuePony@lemmy.ml · 19 pts · 38d (4 replies)

That ad makes me to never buy their product

anomnom@sh.itjust.works · -4 pts · 38d (3 replies)

Yeah it’s exposing a shitty chatbot prompt if anything. Easy pass.

Fredthefishlord@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 12 pts · 38d (2 replies)

2019

anomnom@sh.itjust.works · -3 pts · 38d (1 reply)

Ahh paid shill posting to the account? Publishing intern on the spectrum?

SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 37d

Why would a "paid shill" post on an official account? That's not what a shill is

hansolo@lemmy.today · 0 pts · 38d (6 replies)

Yes, but an AI slop ad that went hilariously wrong.

Seriously, are you thinking about reading some Archie comics now because of this? Or do you have a sliver of agency in your own life?

Edit: I'm not calling the post AI slop, I'm saying this is obviously a chatbot-managed account that was accidentally too honest, which makes it funny.

SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de · 14 pts · 38d (4 replies)

It's from 2019

hansolo@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 38d (3 replies)

And did chatbots use twitter back then?

Xerxos@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 37d

Chatbots before the LLM revolution were simple scripts with placeholders. They could not go rogue.

SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de · 4 pts · 38d

Not like this, no

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 38d

Chatbots sent emails in 2002. I vaguely remember spam

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 38d

They can try to keep me out of Riverdale, the punks. I'll get Jughead one of these days.

Ioughttamow@fedia.io · 55 pts · 38d (1 reply)

And you may find yourself in a beautiful house, with a beautiful wife And you may ask yourself, "Well, how did I get here?"

MoffKalast@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 38d

Same as it ever was, same as it ever was.

Rhaedas@fedia.io · 34 pts · 38d (1 reply)

"funny tweet"

Doug@piefed.social · 25 pts · 38d

But doctor, I am Archie Comics.

panda_abyss@lemmy.ca · 25 pts · 38d (3 replies)

I bought an Archie comic recently and it was bitter and sad.

Like entire comics about how older bands were better and kids are wrong kind of thing.

I genuinely think that’s still how the writers see the world and it’s not just a tweet.

naught@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 38d (2 replies)

Man if you think that's bitter and sad then you should check out Riverdale

riot@fedia.io · 8 pts · 38d (1 reply)

As someone whose girlfriend watched the Riverdale show and talked a lot about the story lines and characters, I cannot advise enough against checking it out. Unless you enjoy train wrecks. Then you should absolutely check it out.

AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 38d

Of course I enjoy train wrecks. That's why I play Derail Valley. Oh, you don't mean literal train wrecks, do you?

Star@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 22 pts · 38d

I kind of appreciate the honesty at least?

AzuranAurora@piefed.ca · 21 pts · 38d

Silence, brand.

Bohne93@feddit.org · 17 pts · 38d

Bro threw in a bleak take on reality

Mac@mander.xyz · 14 pts · 38d

BRANDS DO NOT BELONG ON SOCIAL MEDIA

Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 38d (3 replies)

Thank fuck lots of my friends are childfree like us, and most of the others still make room for having a life outside of kids.

My parents made the super smart move to move to a future proof house.

I grew up in SO many different neighborhoods, it doesn't matter at all.

And I'm not getting old damnit!

panda_abyss@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 38d (1 reply)

A bunch of my friends had kids and now they only hang out with other parents.

We’re not like asking to go clubbing, but our D&D group died off. We used to do online gaming but it’d impossible to schedule with parents. Stuff like that.

And I mean, life happens, it’s okay, I don’t mind hanging out with their kids around. I just want a bit more of their slice of the life pie, but it’s hard to compete with hanging out while someone else’s kids entertain your kids.

protist@retrofed.com · 8 pts · 38d

This is a temporary period, kids can start entertaining themselves more usually by 7 or 8 years old, and they can start doing all day or overnight play dates, which frees up a lot of time for parents to reengage

Beth@piefed.social · 4 pts · 38d

Yes ….but your coworkers will probably come to you and ask you about things like fax machines. 🥲

FunStuffIsFun@eviltoast.org · 9 pts · 38d

Silence brand

QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 38d (1 reply)

I am infertile and thus incapable of having children

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 38d

Excuse me, you may possess as many children as you can find and run away with

Fertility got shit to do with that, it's all about legs.