Geese rule

Eggs do not lay eggs

I wonder why the softbank goose hadn't broken out of mastodon yet. It's been over 3 days.

I took it as "geese are perfect and need to additional explanation".

Maybe to discourage people from introducing invasive species in that particular area?

Or it's a sign for that ONE guy in the neighborhood who insists on taking his obnoxious goose with him everywhere?

Or maybe it's a Scarfolk type thing?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFCrJleggrI

Deer can't read either.

it's spelled "squirrel"

Maybe it's spelled in a British accent? 😁

One of my favorite things when listening to audiobooks is when the narrator has impeccable dignified RP diction and then suddenly the word "squirrel" arrives to cause hilarious auditory chaos 😄

Even better when the narrator has a Scottish accent!

Example

IIRC from an ornithologist talk, owls have such good evolutionary advantages (eyesight, hearing, silent flight), they don't have to be "intelligent". The rest of the raptors are generally considered more "intelligent" for seeking, stalking, and catching prey.

and the earholes

but bird brains are small and dense so they're still smart anyway

Geese are TIRED OF YOUR SHIT

Ok, I'm a bit tired and I thought that the last word in your sentence was "partners" for a good 10 seconds, and I thought, "hmmmm, what now?"
It took a second read through for me to fully understand what you were saying.

Sleepy time for me now.

I drove by a goose sitting with about 15 sleeping goslings yesterday.

I can barely get three kids to go to bed at the same time. That goose is a better mom than I am.

I have a buddy who's a forest ecologist, he loves nature and all of its creatures....... except for deer. If you get the right amount of booze in him he will go on like an hour long rant about how it should be everyone's civic duty to shoot deer in the face on site.

Apparently native Americans spent centuries reshaping all the forest in America to become giant deer factories to sustain the large population of pre colonial America. These deer factories are still making deer printers go brrr noises even after the great dying of the native population. And the European settlers who replaced them spent their extinction level effort on hunting everything else.

So now the deer population is so overpopulated that the greatest threat to their population is disease and starvation. All while they strip the forest floor of any plants at deer height. They've basically sterilized American Forrest of the shrub, saplings, and undergrowth that a Forrest needs to sustain native habitats and a healthy ecology.

They're very CUTE vile vermin, though.. 🤷🏻

So? I can do that too! I do it every day, in fact! 😎

Geese don’t give a shit it’s not worth their time or energy to “fight back” they’re truly unbothered by humans vain attempts to scare them off

Slander! Pigeons are little nervous borbs that never hurt anyone. :(

Then spend about $15 and deer proof your garden.

I live on a farm and deer raise their fawn in our hay fields. We don't lose anything because we know they're there and we plan accordingly.

It's like complaining your baby is falling out of it's crib and you forgot to install the walls.