A perfect world

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29 Comments

velma@sh.itjust.works · 69 pts · 65d (1 reply)

Trans boys and girls could trade instead! What a fun wish that would be

applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 23 pts · 65d

my ex has f cups and is trans masc and intends to have a major reduction. im trans femme and would love to have their boobs. it is sad this cannot be.

zout@fedia.io · 41 pts · 65d (4 replies)

You know, that is actually a good wish. Helps other people, and not selfish like most wishes. Also a lot more tangible than "world peace".

cRazi_man@europe.pub · 13 pts · 65d (3 replies)

People languishing on the kidney donor list.

Whilst surgeons can't keep up with the boob donation list.

While they're at it, might as well use liposuction fat. Donated from one person in USA, injected into the butt of another person in Brazil.

velma@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 65d (2 replies)

lol did you miss the fantastical idea of “venmo-ing” the boobs to each other?

EggInDisguise@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 65d (1 reply)

Well how else do you expect them to be indignant about something?

Everyone who is willing to go through a boring routine procedure that doesn't adversely affect their lives moving forward should be willing to face potential lifelong complications, medications, and pain, (not to mention potential death from any number of things from surgery to simply existing with one kidney) in order to give someone else half of their kidneys or else they're a piece of shit.

velma@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 65d

Can’t let women even fantasize about anything without bringing up how selfish they’re being smh

usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca · 36 pts · 65d

Redistriboobtion is now my political affiliation.

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 23 pts · 65d (3 replies)

Transgirls and transboys could just swap genitals.

yermaw@sh.itjust.works · 16 pts · 65d

In a world where thats possible i think id have a go at being a woman for a few months. I have no desire to, but I'm pretty curious about the differences.

Although, in that world, I bet it would be a lot more egalitarian and the whole experience would probably be about the same plus or minus a penis

sexual_tomato@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 65d

The dream

Akasazh@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 65d

Forever and ever and ever

chunes@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 64d

Reminds me of when I was a kid and wondered why commuters going in opposite directions didn't just stay where they are and do each others' jobs.

kerrigan778@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 19 pts · 65d

Trans people have been begging for this for so long.

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 12 pts · 65d (1 reply)

It's just fat, right?

I'd go ahead and wire transfer my gut to 8-12 tittie-needers 🤷🏻

applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 65d

its not just fat no. theres a lot of stuff in there besides fat. the mammary glands being the major component. theres a reason man boobs dont look like woman boobs.

homes@piefed.world · 8 pts · 64d

I wish guys with cock inbalances could just fuck each other and be happy

“I’ve got a tiny dick!”

“Well, I’ve got a big one. Lemme just fuck you with it until you feel good about yourself!”

“Ok!”

SethTaylor@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 65d (2 replies)

I wish a girl would venmo me some titty...

EDIT: Wait, did I just say that out loud?

greyscale@lemmy.grey.ooo · 8 pts · 65d (1 reply)

Monkeys paw curls: You now have B cups.

dharmacurious@slrpnk.net · 5 pts · 65d

I gots the moobs. B cup would be an improvement

TeamAssimilation@infosec.pub · 6 pts · 64d

Given that there are greedy “entrepreneurs” everywhere, I shudder to think what a boob speculator would look like.

Mac@mander.xyz · 5 pts · 64d (2 replies)

I think about this a lot but with other applications

mrmisses@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 64d (1 reply)

Anyone need some balls? Got some extra balls here! Don't want anything in return, just take the balls please!

Mac@mander.xyz · 4 pts · 64d

lmao

No, i wish i could give an inch or two of height

SunshineJogger@feddit.org · 2 pts · 64d

I was trying to imagine how a woman can give another woman a boob job.... And then realized it means the surgery type.

Maultasche@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 65d

Garfield!

TachyonTele_Esq@piefed.social · -1 pts · 65d (2 replies)

CM, did you remake this meme with AI?
I'm just curious, not bashing.

I'm wondering why it's blurred.

hovercat@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 65d (1 reply)

If there's a small, low-res image on my phone, it now asks if I want to upscale it, and tends to have this kind of "soft" effect to it.

TachyonTele_Esq@piefed.social · 2 pts · 65d

No I turned AI images to be blurred. And every post of CMs today has been blurred. So either it's AI, or CM is marking it something to trigger the blur overlay.