Don't eat rule

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SAF77@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 61d (12 replies)

Is that what it's called in the US? A jam donut?

frog@feddit.uk · 25 pts · 61d (3 replies)

Usually called a jelly doughnut in the US.

Eheran@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 61d (2 replies)

How is a Berliner a doughnut? Facking hell.

frog@feddit.uk · 2 pts · 61d (1 reply)

Most Americans spell doughnut, donut.

Eheran@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 61d

That makes sense, spelling and pronunciation should be the same (rule driven) instead of almost everything being unique. But there is no hole, it is no donut, that does not make sense at all.

metallic_z3r0@infosec.pub · 4 pts · 61d (7 replies)

What do sensible people call it?

Catoklysm@thelemmy.club · 20 pts · 61d (4 replies)

Berliner

SavinDWhales@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 61d

Vinzent: And you know what they call a... a... a jam donut in Germany?

Jules: They don't call it a jam donut?

Vinzent: No man, they only got Marmelade. They wouldn't know what the fuck jam is.

Jules: Then what do they call it?

Vinzent: They call it a Berliner.

Jules: A Berliner. What do they call a normal donut?

Vinzent: Well, a donut is a donut, but they call it der Donut.

...

Hans: In Berlin, we call it a "Pfannkuchen"!

Dunstabzugshaubitze@feddit.org · 6 pts · 60d

Marmeladendรถner!

SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de · 4 pts · 61d

[heavy breathing]

lunaowo@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 56d

Du dreckiger psycho das ist ein Krapfen du Kannibale ekelhaft sowas

Ludrol@szmer.info · 4 pts · 60d

Pฤ…czek

SquishedFly@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 60d

Krapfen

SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 16 pts · 61d (3 replies)

Does anyone know the name of this bat? I need to know.

I will hug him and pet him and squeeze him and I will name him George.

ivan@piefed.social · 8 pts · 61d (2 replies)

Looks like eastern red bat to me.

Successful_Try543@feddit.org · 13 pts · 61d

This bat in particular is named George.

SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 61d

AUGH they have adorable faces and cute teensy widdle fangs

Dagamant@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 61d

It really depends on how you find out.

From a meme: awesome

While biting into what you thought was a jelly doughnut: Not as awesome

zakobjoa@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 61d (6 replies)

๐•ท๐–Š๐–ˆ๐–๐–Š๐–— ๐•ป๐–‹๐–†๐–“๐–“๐–๐–š๐–ˆ๐–๐–Š๐–“

lokalhorst@feddit.org · 10 pts · 61d

Berliner

mr_eckneim@feddit.org · 3 pts · 61d

DAS IST EINE FRICKADELLE

lugal@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 60d (2 replies)

Kreppel

zakobjoa@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 60d (1 reply)

Imperialistischen Unterwanderer entdeckt!

lugal@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 60d

Spalter!

Sv443@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 60d

Marmeladendรถner

BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 60d

This highly specialized creature has evolved for one very specific prey. /David Attenborough

Successful_Try543@feddit.org · 7 pts · 61d

Username checks out.

red_sock@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 61d

The reincarnation of JFK

kerrigan778@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 60d

Also full of red goop.

Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 61d

these jelly-filled donuts are awesome! nothing beats a jelly-filled donut.

ill use my frying pan as-

proti@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 61d

convergent evolution