Neil the Seal

https://ikt.id.au/uploads/um7hpo.mp4

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-07-01/neil-the-seal-crushes-fence/106864446

381 points · 34 comments · view on lemmy.world

34 Comments

snoons@lemmy.ca · 78 pts · 32d (8 replies)

PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@anarchist.nexus · 18 pts · 31d (1 reply)

He gets a pass for being so cute ancom-heart

hanrahan@slrpnk.net · 5 pts · 31d

he hates fences, as should we all

SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml · 7 pts · 32d (1 reply)

Wait till Neil shits into the Dog Waste Only bin. It's not like they can send him to jail

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 31d

Well now I understand why the park rangers have been looking for a very sick bear. I'll try to be more discrete.

explodicle@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 31d

Template material

Fontasia@feddit.nl · 4 pts · 30d

Niel is the only acceptable NIMBY

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 31d (1 reply)

i kinda want a tattoo of neil now. look at that face.

snoons@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 31d

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Photonic@lemmy.world · 47 pts · 32d

β€œThat’s Neil in the corner…

That’s Neil in the spot … light … molesting my whole region”

DahGangalang@infosec.pub · 34 pts · 32d (8 replies)

There is nothing funny about stealing a meal from Neil McBeal, the Navy Seal.

YabbaDabbaDipshit@lemmy.world · -41 pts · 32d (7 replies)

ally mcbeal joke was right there and you fumbled so hard

Im sure you would have killed the stand up scene in the mid 80s opening for Seinfeld. Hahah

papalonian@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 32d (6 replies)

It's a quote from a TV show, Bojack Horseman.

YabbaDabbaDipshit@lemmy.world · -45 pts · 31d (5 replies)

I am very sorry you're unoriginal

papalonian@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 31d (2 replies)

I didn't make the comment, dumbass.

YabbaDabbaDipshit@lemmy.world · -43 pts · 31d (1 reply)

You didn't make the comment that I replied to that was also posted under your username?

Spooky shit bro. I guess you've got a poltergeist living with you.

Or did you assume I was insulting someone else? Dipshit.

papalonian@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 31d

You're saying that my comment,

It's a quote from a TV show, Bojack Horseman

Is unoriginal? Uh.. ok. Think it's more likely that you thought I was the guy that made the reference. But sure. That's what you meant.

DahGangalang@infosec.pub · 4 pts · 31d (1 reply)

Yeah, it was pretty low effort. Figured it might give someone a chuckle tho.

tpyo@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 24d

I did and fuck that guy

aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 31d

β€œCall the cops, see if I care.”

resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe · 17 pts · 31d

Fuck that pole.

VelvetPinkOtter123@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 31d

Neil respects nothing, and we respect Neil for that

QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 31d

god I love niel.

m0darn@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 31d (4 replies)

That's a sea lion right? It can lift itself up on its flippers

deceiver@infosec.pub · 14 pts · 31d (3 replies)

southern elephant seal

m0darn@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 31d (2 replies)

Ah, I think it's being able to lift itself with its rear flippers that indicates it's a sea lion

ChillCapybara@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 31d (1 reply)

Seals, floppy flippers Sea lions, walky flippers

The good name of Neal the seal shall not be usurped with your sea lion revisionism

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 31d

Yeah, like if he was a different species he could be, ah fuck I should've picked an easier species... Shen Long the Dugong? Gotta respect the rhyme.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 31d

oh whew. i was about to drive down the coast to see Neil. Tasmania, you have a treasure.

suodrazah@lemmy.ml · 7 pts · 31d

Ah, my neighbour. Hello Neil.

Hupf@feddit.org · 6 pts · 31d

Classic Neil.

SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 32d

Hahaha what a legend

jade52@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 31d

I would literally die for Niel

NottaLottaOcelot@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 31d

Poor Neil does not like the changes to his neighbourhood. He just wants to lie down in the shade