c/lemmyshitpost · by eyekaytee@lemmy.world · 32dNeil the Seal https://ikt.id.au/uploads/um7hpo.mp4https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-07-01/neil-the-seal-crushes-fence/106864446 381 points · 34 comments · view on lemmy.world
34 Comments
snoons@lemmy.ca · 78 pts · 32d
PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@anarchist.nexus · 18 pts · 31d
He gets a pass for being so cute
hanrahan@slrpnk.net · 5 pts · 31d
he hates fences, as should we all
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml · 7 pts · 32d
Wait till Neil shits into the Dog Waste Only bin. It's not like they can send him to jail
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 31d
Well now I understand why the park rangers have been looking for a very sick bear. I'll try to be more discrete.
explodicle@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 31d
Template material
Fontasia@feddit.nl · 4 pts · 30d
Niel is the only acceptable NIMBY
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 31d
i kinda want a tattoo of neil now. look at that face.
snoons@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 31d
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Photonic@lemmy.world · 47 pts · 32d
βThatβs Neil in the cornerβ¦
Thatβs Neil in the spot β¦ light β¦ molesting my whole regionβ
DahGangalang@infosec.pub · 34 pts · 32d
There is nothing funny about stealing a meal from Neil McBeal, the Navy Seal.
YabbaDabbaDipshit@lemmy.world · -41 pts · 32d
ally mcbeal joke was right there and you fumbled so hard
Im sure you would have killed the stand up scene in the mid 80s opening for Seinfeld. Hahah
papalonian@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 32d
It's a quote from a TV show, Bojack Horseman.
YabbaDabbaDipshit@lemmy.world · -45 pts · 31d
I am very sorry you're unoriginal
papalonian@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 31d
I didn't make the comment, dumbass.
YabbaDabbaDipshit@lemmy.world · -43 pts · 31d
You didn't make the comment that I replied to that was also posted under your username?
Spooky shit bro. I guess you've got a poltergeist living with you.
Or did you assume I was insulting someone else? Dipshit.
papalonian@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 31d
You're saying that my comment,
Is unoriginal? Uh.. ok. Think it's more likely that you thought I was the guy that made the reference. But sure. That's what you meant.
DahGangalang@infosec.pub · 4 pts · 31d
Yeah, it was pretty low effort. Figured it might give someone a chuckle tho.
tpyo@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 24d
I did and fuck that guy
aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 31d
βCall the cops, see if I care.β
resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe · 17 pts · 31d
Fuck that pole.
VelvetPinkOtter123@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 31d
Neil respects nothing, and we respect Neil for that
QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 31d
god I love niel.
m0darn@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 31d
That's a sea lion right? It can lift itself up on its flippers
deceiver@infosec.pub · 14 pts · 31d
southern elephant seal
m0darn@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 31d
Ah, I think it's being able to lift itself with its rear flippers that indicates it's a sea lion
ChillCapybara@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 31d
Seals, floppy flippers Sea lions, walky flippers
The good name of Neal the seal shall not be usurped with your sea lion revisionism
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 31d
Yeah, like if he was a different species he could be, ah fuck I should've picked an easier species... Shen Long the Dugong? Gotta respect the rhyme.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 31d
oh whew. i was about to drive down the coast to see Neil. Tasmania, you have a treasure.
suodrazah@lemmy.ml · 7 pts · 31d
Ah, my neighbour. Hello Neil.
Hupf@feddit.org · 6 pts · 31d
Classic Neil.
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 32d
Hahaha what a legend
jade52@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 31d
I would literally die for Niel
NottaLottaOcelot@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 31d
Poor Neil does not like the changes to his neighbourhood. He just wants to lie down in the shade