It made me happy until I read the article about a truckload of vintage Japanese porn crashing into a grain silo in rural Manitoba and being completely destroyed. Apparently that truck had the only remaining copy of the 1972 magazine featuring "the girl with the tempura asshole". It was a revolutionary piece of art that introduced the concept of eating ass to a generation.
Progress on my app next update. Progress on my first game. Some good music and videos about how deep in shit are americans, which make me appreciate my country more.
No, it didn’t. Touching the computer usually means I’m making money for someone else at the cost of my attention and time being dragged away from how I would prefer to be spending my one wild and precious existence.
No. Ever since my work injury, looking at a screen or playing games causes me to be incredibly sick.
I played 20 minutes of Skyrim yesterday, and I was so sick midday I had such a bad migraine I took a nap and had hot flashes where I sweat through my shirt. Last night barely slept due to nightmares.
I was in a car accident and I have used my computer to fight an insurance company. Am I happy? - no. Do I feel like my future is better - potentially yes. I guess it all sucks.
Needed to use my work computer for 5mins, fired it up the workplace software crashed (50/50 chance these days) only solution is a reboot. Start the reboot process "Your computer is updating, please do not power off" type message (Not word for word)
I haven't got time for this. Pull the plug before it starts doing anything serious, power on. Your computer needs to update before starting. 20mins before I can start a 5min task.
46 Comments
MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca · 59 pts · 32d
It made me happy until I read the article about a truckload of vintage Japanese porn crashing into a grain silo in rural Manitoba and being completely destroyed. Apparently that truck had the only remaining copy of the 1972 magazine featuring "the girl with the tempura asshole". It was a revolutionary piece of art that introduced the concept of eating ass to a generation.
silver@das-eck.haus · 13 pts · 32d
It should've been in a museum. How will future generations know that you can even eat ass?
sundray@lemmus.org · 9 pts · 32d
Analingus... finda a way.
MutantTailThing@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 32d
I have questions.
MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 32d
The answer to your question is tempura tapeworms. That's how.
trackball_fetish@lemmy.wtf · 1 pts · 31d
Welp that's on my social credit score log now, thanks macaqueandcheese
Icedrous@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 31d
My province ruins everything
Broadfern@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 32d
Yes actually
Fixing computers during the day + being on my own at home (games, making art, listening to music, etc.) = very happy.
It’s not just a slop/work/social media machine
BloodMuffin@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 32d
Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 31d
Trekkie! 😤
OS2Warp@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 31d
Oh, like the monster and not like someone obsessed with how many lights there are.
FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 32d
Not yet. I have to touch bad computer for 8 hours today before i can go home and touch good computer
jaybone@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 32d
Point out bad touch on this touchpad.
Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 31d
Right her- ah dammit I opened copilot...
Ilixtze@lemmy.ml · 9 pts · 31d
I 3d modelled a gnoll with big titties and i was happeh
Agent641@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 31d
King
MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip · 8 pts · 31d
Yes.
I also talked with my parents. That didn't make me happy.
daggermoon@piefed.world · 7 pts · 31d
Nothing makes me happy.
smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 32d
She won't let me touch her ports.
GhostFace@lemmy.today · 6 pts · 31d
Yes. I played video games and then I cuddled with my cat and watched movies on my little handheld computer.
bloogoose@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 32d
solidheron@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 31d
If only the computer could touch me
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 31d
You mean, yours does not?
HrabiaVulpes@europe.pub · 5 pts · 31d
Yes in my case.
Progress on my app next update. Progress on my first game. Some good music and videos about how deep in shit are americans, which make me appreciate my country more.
mycodesucks@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 31d
It's because you didn't restart the happiness daemon after the update.
compostgoblin@piefed.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 32d
No, it didn’t. Touching the computer usually means I’m making money for someone else at the cost of my attention and time being dragged away from how I would prefer to be spending my one wild and precious existence.
Caesium@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 31d
it does! my friends are on it :3
jdr@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 31d
Thank you for creating
content
humorlessrepost@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 31d
With colors 0, 4, 7, 9, 14, and 15!
I bet it’s a Tandy. Mmm them TGA graphics with 3-voice sound.
Fleppensteijn@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 31d
2 questions but only 1 way to answer. So the implication is you can only be happy when using a computer? This dev needs QA
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 31d
i never touch a computer again once built, unless it demands an upgrade.
Icedrous@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 31d
No. Ever since my work injury, looking at a screen or playing games causes me to be incredibly sick.
I played 20 minutes of Skyrim yesterday, and I was so sick midday I had such a bad migraine I took a nap and had hot flashes where I sweat through my shirt. Last night barely slept due to nightmares.
wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 31d
No should commence an immediate shutdown
OwOarchist@pawb.social · 2 pts · 31d
Yes.
davidagain@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 31d
It made me much happier today than it did yesterday. Yesterday it was being a complete pain in the neck, but today, all good.
BeardededSquidward@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 31d
No, it didn't. It facilitated me hanging out with friends which I enjoyed.
chunes@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 31d
I actually haven't. I only touched my mouse, keyboard, and monitor..
Etterra@discuss.online · 2 pts · 31d
It helped my forget, mostly, the horrendous back pain in in today.
NightTitan@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 31d
I was in a car accident and I have used my computer to fight an insurance company. Am I happy? - no. Do I feel like my future is better - potentially yes. I guess it all sucks.
bennypr0fane@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 31d
Does the smartphone count?
skankhunt42@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 31d
I'll just leave this here.
https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/control_alt_delete
Drekaridill@lemmy.wtf · 1 pts · 32d
beep@piefed.world · 1 pts · 31d
MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 31d
Why would you?
beep@piefed.world · 2 pts · 31d
Why would I what?
MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 31d
Why would you make me see this?
beep@piefed.world · 1 pts · 31d
Yet you saved it to your gallery..... I can sense it😒
gandalf_der_12te@feddit.org · 1 pts · 31d
no but it did make me laugh and that's something :)
o_O@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 31d
Needed to use my work computer for 5mins, fired it up the workplace software crashed (50/50 chance these days) only solution is a reboot. Start the reboot process "Your computer is updating, please do not power off" type message (Not word for word) I haven't got time for this. Pull the plug before it starts doing anything serious, power on. Your computer needs to update before starting. 20mins before I can start a 5min task.
Windows.