Mitch McConnell is recovered and out of hospital.

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dektep@lemmy.world · 94 pts · 25d (2 replies)

naeap@sopuli.xyz · 20 pts · 25d (1 reply)

Woah, that fits him surprisingly well

ByteJunk@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 25d

You mean the shirt? I agree, no Dalek can go wrong with deep blue.

(Oh, Im blind it's captain Pike, nevermind)

panda_abyss@lemmy.ca · 42 pts · 25d (3 replies)

I wouldn’t put it past then to have fine tuned an LLM on his speech records and then claim it’s him

rbos@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 25d (2 replies)

Yeah, pretend he has a locked in thing and can only speak with "brain waves"

panda_abyss@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 25d (1 reply)

That wild make an excellent sci-fi horror plot

Though it’s not sci-fi anymore

rbos@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 25d

And the character actually does have locked in syndrome and can understand exactly what is happening...

KingGordon@lemmy.world · 41 pts · 25d (2 replies)

He’s suffering from rigor tortoise.

skittle07crusher@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 25d (1 reply)

If you came up with that, wow, well done!

KingGordon@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 25d

I wish. But it made me laugh.

cybervseas@lemmy.world · 38 pts · 25d (2 replies)

RoboGOP

betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 25d (1 reply)

RoboCunt.

postmateDumbass@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 25d

RoboSen(ile Senator)

FauxPseudo@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 25d (2 replies)

This requires a functional brain.

Ariselas@piefed.ca · 16 pts · 25d (1 reply)

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cybervseas@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 25d

Abby?

bitteroldcoot@piefed.social · 11 pts · 25d

McConnell is a Schrödinger zombie. He is neither dead or alive unless someone gets video of him.

BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 8 pts · 25d (1 reply)

More like Darth Vader. Or maybe just his head in a jar.

user1234@fedinsfw.app · 7 pts · 25d

Yeah, RoboCop deserves more respect than this.

Etterra@discuss.online · 7 pts · 25d (1 reply)

I expected his head to be in a jar. Like Nixon.

OldChicoAle@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 25d

Arooooooo!!!!

friend_of_satan@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 21d
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UnexpectedBehavior@lemmy.world · -33 pts · 25d (20 replies)

Stop making fun of dead people

Rivermoonwolf@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 25d (1 reply)

Ding dong, Mitch is dead? Which old Mitch? Turtle Mitch! Ding dong that fucker Mitch is dead!

Sing it high, sing it low, Drape his corpse upon a pole, Ding dong racist Mitch is dead!

zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 25d

I sang this essentially verbatim the other day while walking my dog, including the turtle part.

Great minds think alike!

arctanthrope@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 25d

y'know, I was gonna try to argue against this, but then I realized that my argument rested on the assertion that dying is not a morally positive action, and in this case that's actually a tough point to make. so you're right, instead of making fun of Mr. McConnell, I congratulate him on the first decent thing he's ever done. good job, Mitch, I hope all your friends learn from your example

BeardededSquidward@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 17 pts · 25d (1 reply)

Anyone who has tracked his policies and politics for the 45 years he's been in office and has a hint of leftism would be celebrating his death. No sympathy for monstrously terrible human beings like him and Trump. Stop treating death as making a person this sacred thing you cannot criticize or belittle. It's not magical.

StarryPhoenix97@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 25d

I grew up watching. Before flooding the zone, before Trump. Every week it was some bullshit attached to Mitch McConnell. I see his shit eating grin in my sleep. A frozen moment from one of his rallies. Not the only place he flashed it but it was the moment I knew I hated him.

I hope RGB gets a day-pass to hell so she can help torture this shit bag.

StarryPhoenix97@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 25d (1 reply)

Never. This is one of like three people that I'd defile their corpse if I could.

Fuck Mitch McConnell.

Slovene85@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 25d

Fuck Mitch McConnell

Well, that's one way to defile his corpse.

HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club · 12 pts · 25d

Is he? I thought he was waiting until August 1 to die.

Witchfire@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 25d (1 reply)

Charlie Kirk hasn't said anything bad in months and it's fantastic

SkyezOpen@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 25d

How about dead turtles?

Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 25d (1 reply)

He's right guys we should also stop saying anything bad about Reagan either. /s

BeardededSquidward@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 25d

Don't dare insult Hitler or Stalin or Mao. Only praise! /s

Aedis@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 25d (1 reply)

I'm gonna updoot you because you didn't deny it.

Maybe I'm reading too much into your comment, but I think the subtext has a contradiction that makes it seem like you weren't serious.

UnexpectedBehavior@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 25d

Yeah, I think a /s would have made that clearer. Lemmy doesn't always get me.

ikidd@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 25d

Yah, dry wit isn't going to track well on Lemmy.

Ariselas@piefed.ca · 4 pts · 25d

yeah, it's not nice. Alex Murphy had a family who loved him

AzuranAurora@piefed.ca · 3 pts · 25d

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA no. The rat bastard has it coming, and deserves not even a shred of empathy.

OldChicoAle@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 25d

Just because someone dies, their sins live on. So should the shame.

bmacs@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 25d

Life must be hard if this gets you upset