y'know, I was gonna try to argue against this, but then I realized that my argument rested on the assertion that dying is not a morally positive action, and in this case that's actually a tough point to make. so you're right, instead of making fun of Mr. McConnell, I congratulate him on the first decent thing he's ever done. good job, Mitch, I hope all your friends learn from your example
Anyone who has tracked his policies and politics for the 45 years he's been in office and has a hint of leftism would be celebrating his death. No sympathy for monstrously terrible human beings like him and Trump. Stop treating death as making a person this sacred thing you cannot criticize or belittle. It's not magical.
I grew up watching. Before flooding the zone, before Trump. Every week it was some bullshit attached to Mitch McConnell. I see his shit eating grin in my sleep. A frozen moment from one of his rallies. Not the only place he flashed it but it was the moment I knew I hated him.
I hope RGB gets a day-pass to hell so she can help torture this shit bag.
42 Comments
dektep@lemmy.world · 94 pts · 25d
naeap@sopuli.xyz · 20 pts · 25d
Woah, that fits him surprisingly well
ByteJunk@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 25d
You mean the shirt? I agree, no Dalek can go wrong with deep blue.
(Oh, Im blind it's captain Pike, nevermind)
panda_abyss@lemmy.ca · 42 pts · 25d
I wouldn’t put it past then to have fine tuned an LLM on his speech records and then claim it’s him
rbos@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 25d
Yeah, pretend he has a locked in thing and can only speak with "brain waves"
panda_abyss@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 25d
That wild make an excellent sci-fi horror plot
Though it’s not sci-fi anymore
rbos@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 25d
And the character actually does have locked in syndrome and can understand exactly what is happening...
KingGordon@lemmy.world · 41 pts · 25d
He’s suffering from rigor tortoise.
skittle07crusher@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 25d
If you came up with that, wow, well done!
KingGordon@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 25d
I wish. But it made me laugh.
cybervseas@lemmy.world · 38 pts · 25d
RoboGOP
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 25d
RoboCunt.
postmateDumbass@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 25d
RoboSen(ile Senator)
FauxPseudo@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 25d
This requires a functional brain.
Ariselas@piefed.ca · 16 pts · 25d
cybervseas@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 25d
Abby?
bitteroldcoot@piefed.social · 11 pts · 25d
McConnell is a Schrödinger zombie. He is neither dead or alive unless someone gets video of him.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 8 pts · 25d
More like Darth Vader. Or maybe just his head in a jar.
user1234@fedinsfw.app · 7 pts · 25d
Yeah, RoboCop deserves more respect than this.
Etterra@discuss.online · 7 pts · 25d
I expected his head to be in a jar. Like Nixon.
OldChicoAle@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 25d
Arooooooo!!!!
friend_of_satan@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 21d
UnexpectedBehavior@lemmy.world · -33 pts · 25d
Stop making fun of dead people
Rivermoonwolf@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 25d
Ding dong, Mitch is dead? Which old Mitch? Turtle Mitch! Ding dong that fucker Mitch is dead!
Sing it high, sing it low, Drape his corpse upon a pole, Ding dong racist Mitch is dead!
zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 25d
I sang this essentially verbatim the other day while walking my dog, including the turtle part.
Great minds think alike!
arctanthrope@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 25d
y'know, I was gonna try to argue against this, but then I realized that my argument rested on the assertion that dying is not a morally positive action, and in this case that's actually a tough point to make. so you're right, instead of making fun of Mr. McConnell, I congratulate him on the first decent thing he's ever done. good job, Mitch, I hope all your friends learn from your example
BeardededSquidward@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 17 pts · 25d
Anyone who has tracked his policies and politics for the 45 years he's been in office and has a hint of leftism would be celebrating his death. No sympathy for monstrously terrible human beings like him and Trump. Stop treating death as making a person this sacred thing you cannot criticize or belittle. It's not magical.
StarryPhoenix97@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 25d
I grew up watching. Before flooding the zone, before Trump. Every week it was some bullshit attached to Mitch McConnell. I see his shit eating grin in my sleep. A frozen moment from one of his rallies. Not the only place he flashed it but it was the moment I knew I hated him.
I hope RGB gets a day-pass to hell so she can help torture this shit bag.
StarryPhoenix97@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 25d
Never. This is one of like three people that I'd defile their corpse if I could.
Fuck Mitch McConnell.
Slovene85@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 25d
Well, that's one way to defile his corpse.
HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club · 12 pts · 25d
Is he? I thought he was waiting until August 1 to die.
Witchfire@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 25d
Charlie Kirk hasn't said anything bad in months and it's fantastic
FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 25d
SkyezOpen@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 25d
How about dead turtles?
Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 25d
He's right guys we should also stop saying anything bad about Reagan either. /s
BeardededSquidward@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 25d
Don't dare insult Hitler or Stalin or Mao. Only praise! /s
Aedis@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 25d
I'm gonna updoot you because you didn't deny it.
Maybe I'm reading too much into your comment, but I think the subtext has a contradiction that makes it seem like you weren't serious.
UnexpectedBehavior@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 25d
Yeah, I think a /s would have made that clearer. Lemmy doesn't always get me.
ikidd@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 25d
Yah, dry wit isn't going to track well on Lemmy.
Ariselas@piefed.ca · 4 pts · 25d
yeah, it's not nice. Alex Murphy had a family who loved him
AzuranAurora@piefed.ca · 3 pts · 25d
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA no. The rat bastard has it coming, and deserves not even a shred of empathy.
OldChicoAle@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 25d
Just because someone dies, their sins live on. So should the shame.
bmacs@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 25d
Life must be hard if this gets you upset