It's in Not the Onion because Hegseth has a history of leaking information because of his alcohol problem
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_government_group_chat_leaks
Pete Hegseth launches joint task force to crack down on information leaks
https://thehill.com/policy/defense/5965945-hegeseth-crackdown-media-leaks/amp/
39 Comments
Angular@crazypeople.online · 79 pts · 35d
Isn’t he the leak?!?
ImgurRefugee114@reddthat.com · 29 pts · 35d
"We'll stop at nothing to find him" the man says, standing in front of his own wanted poster.
lemmyng@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 35d
"We're all trying to find the guy who did this." 🌭
johnyreeferseed@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 33d
tomi000@lemmy.world · 41 pts · 35d
gedfromgont@piefed.ca · 9 pts · 35d
God damnit this sketch gets posted so many times these days. And it fits every time.
NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 34d
I love this sketch. It is comedy gold
aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 35d
“We’re gonna be so good on OpSec from now on.”
Maeve@kbin.earth · 25 pts · 35d
A lot of jokes itt, but this is more fascism.
Archangel1313@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 35d
Making fun of fascists can often be just as satisfying as punching them. Both is best, of course...but one or the other will also do.
BloodMuffin@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 35d
Formfiller@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 35d
Spoiler: it’s him
Akasazh@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 34d
It's the whisky
Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works · 15 pts · 35d
The leak is coming from inside the building.
He's... He's in the room.
My God, who is this sonofabitch?!
DrakeAlbrecht@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 35d
"The leaks are coming from inside the SecDef's office!"
zebidiah@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 34d
miley cyrus launches joint task force to track down the real identity of hannah montana
Archangel1313@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 35d
Most transparent administration in US history, folks. /s
ef9357@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 34d
This is what happens when you and everyone around you is incompetent.
Blackfeathr@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 35d
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WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 34d
Do I look like I know what a jay-peg is?
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 9 pts · 35d
anti-whistleblower, anti-snitching task force.
GroundedGator@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 35d
Isn't this like the first step in the establishment of fascism
Have your general squash or dissenters in the ranks.
NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 34d
Pretty much
jpreston2005@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 34d
If you weren't doing so much stupid, illegal shit, then you wouldn't have to worry about leaks.
anarchy79@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 35d
Shtrike forsh!
uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 35d
The more you tighten your grip, Tarkin, the more star systems will slip through your fingers.
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 35d
Meanwhile pausing CMMC. Again.
zalgotext@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 34d
Eh, CMMC is a mess, it needs paused so the government can figure their shit out
ChicoSuave@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 35d
If it's anything like other Hegseth strike forces, he will pay those informants handsomely, do nothing to them, and learn nothing.
Insekticus@aussie.zone · 7 pts · 35d
Paying someone to hold his phone when he's been drinking, so it's a full-time position.
panda_abyss@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 35d
This is a bit like when I pretend I didn’t fart and it’s just me in the elevator alone.
DarkFuture@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 34d
The call is coming from inside the house.
huppakee@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 35d
Joint Strike force is Joint because he needs supervision
Godric@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 33d
Source: Kegseth accidentally texted me about the change
SabinStargem@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 34d
Whostosay@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 35d
His office then proceeded to send out an urgent memo with the title written in all caps comic sans "TAKE US SERIOUSLY, IT IS MADATORY"
mycodesucks@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 35d
Oh, good. That means the endeavor is as good as lost. If they WERE making any progress, it's done now.
Jaysyn@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 34d
Is he going to surrender to them too?
Adderbox76@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 33d
Final report recommendation: Keep your phone at home when your blitzed, Kegsbreath...
TIEPilot@lemmy.world · -4 pts · 35d
Sounds familiar
https://www.cato.org/commentary/barack-obamas-war-free-press