Not the same - they "sculpted" what they actually had, while stuffing your pants (nice admission of inadequacy, BTW) is flat out lying about how much is in there.
So not socks. But I should have a harness that keeps me at my full erect length at all times. And that pushes my balls up so my pencil dick looks thicker. That's much better, right?
I, at least, wear my compression capris (a subset of yoga pants, I think) for a medical reason (abdominal compression improves bloodflow more than compression socks, in POTS patients). They also make my butt look great, but I wouldn't squeeze into them every day if they didn't reduce my standing heart rate significantly.
I'm not aware of a similar medical reason for wearing a pushup bra.
Yoga pants were first designed and sold by Lulu Lemon, which was founded by Dennis "Chip" Wilson.
So I don't necessarily disagree, I hope you understand that you should be mad at other men for creating them, not at women for wearing them. Call it false advertising all you want, but its false advertising created by men.
If you want a woman with an ass, just look for a hockey player, tbh.
That's the guy who said 'frankly some women’s bodies just actually don’t work for wearing Lululemon pants. It’s really about the rubbing through the thighs, how much pressure is there over a period of time, how much they use it,' right?
Yeah? He's still responsible for them. I never said he was a good person or that he was wrong, just that men are responsible for this "false advertising" as you so eloquently put it.
I'm not arguing with you that the pants make women's butts look better and that it may disappoint you when you manage to bed one. I am arguing that it's not advertising because women are humans and our society stopped explicitly selling those a while ago.
That's a very obtuse response. Idk why you'd ask people to change your mind when you don't want your mind changed, but I have a job to do that doesn't involve convincing you that advertising is not for human beings. Have fun with your thread.
It honestly cracks me up that alot of people choose to own a pet, but are so lazy they even want to automate the feeding. Feeding an animal is one of the best ways to bond, you really should not offload that to a robot
I had a cat which had to be portion controlled due to its weight, but the vet said to feed them small amounts multiple time a day - including while I was at work, so I didn't really have a choice. I still fed her wet food in the morning and at night since the auto-feeder could only handle dry.
I really agree. My dogs always wait until we are all home before they’ll eat, and if we’re not in the right room they’ll come find us and bring us out. It’s a ritual for them.
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bran_buckler@lemmy.world · 143 pts · 44d
This has to have been edited by AI, where’s the cat’s tail?
justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 56 pts · 44d
it's not just the tail, it's the entire lower anatomy. they simply cropped a human baby and a cat together,
PotatoesFall@discuss.tchncs.de · 27 pts · 44d
Also who has cat-sized yoga pants. People don't usually have that kinda pants for toddlers right?
tyler@programming.dev · 27 pts · 44d
And no one is that tiny except a literal baby.
BurgerBaron@quokk.au · 16 pts · 44d
What cat would let you shove them into tight clothes anyways?
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 44d
I hate how AI ruined memes and funny images.
I remember when there were funny images where things looked strange, now? they would be suspected of being AI.
daannii@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 43d
Plus cats don't have butt cheeks
starik@lemmy.today · 6 pts · 43d
There is WAY too much meat on that cat.
WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today · 7 pts · 44d
TBF they didn't say how they put them on.
MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 44d
And isn't the cat a bit short?
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 43d
And how come my feet hurt
RichardDegenne@lemmy.zip · 61 pts · 44d
Your AI slop bores me.
skeevy_scallops@feddit.online · 32 pts · 44d
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 51 pts · 44d
Yoga pants are push up bras for asses change my mind.
toomanypancakes@crazypeople.online · 25 pts · 44d
That's why I wear them anyway
CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 44d
Relevant username?
jkSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · -11 pts · 44d
Many a time I took a woman wearing yoga pants home and was very disappointed when they came off.
Like I still got laid but it's false advertising.
Maybe I should walk around with a pair of socks in my crotch.
custard_swollower@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 44d
Is it advertising though? Or is it just something people find either comfy either liking how they look in it?
WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today · 13 pts · 44d
Not the same - they "sculpted" what they actually had, while stuffing your pants (nice admission of inadequacy, BTW) is flat out lying about how much is in there.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 5 pts · 44d
I've got a short dick and I'm proud of it there's no admission of inadequacy here.
WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today · -5 pts · 44d
Mkay.
(Notes rapid denial, shakes head in mild amusement, and walks away.)
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 7 pts · 44d
Try not to body shame anyone on the way to the parking lot.
WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 44d
Hey, you did that to yourself. I just pointed it out in case you didn't realize what it sounded like.
surewhynotlem@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 44d
So not socks. But I should have a harness that keeps me at my full erect length at all times. And that pushes my balls up so my pencil dick looks thicker. That's much better, right?
WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 44d
If that's your big concern & preferred solution, have at it. Would be amusing to see the reaction you get, tho.
Personally, I'd just leave it. It ain't the size that matters, but many guys are stuck on it anyway.
surewhynotlem@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 44d
Nah, was just an example. Using clothes to contort your body into a specific shape feels weird to me.
Viceversa@lemmy.world · -1 pts · 44d
.. Unless said size is too small
smh@slrpnk.net · 13 pts · 44d
I, at least, wear my compression capris (a subset of yoga pants, I think) for a medical reason (abdominal compression improves bloodflow more than compression socks, in POTS patients). They also make my butt look great, but I wouldn't squeeze into them every day if they didn't reduce my standing heart rate significantly.
I'm not aware of a similar medical reason for wearing a pushup bra.
myotheraccount@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 44d
TIL that POTS not only stands for Plain Old Telephone System
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 7 pts · 44d
Congratulations you changed my mind regarding compression capris and people with Postural Orthostatic Tachycardia Syndrome!
Banana@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 44d
Yoga pants were first designed and sold by Lulu Lemon, which was founded by Dennis "Chip" Wilson.
So I don't necessarily disagree, I hope you understand that you should be mad at other men for creating them, not at women for wearing them. Call it false advertising all you want, but its false advertising created by men.
If you want a woman with an ass, just look for a hockey player, tbh.
eestileib@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 44d
Same thing if you're looking for a guy with an ass.
However, if you live somewhere like the Caribbean where hockey players are thin on the ground, sprinters are right up there.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 3 pts · 44d
Chip Wilson?
That's the guy who said 'frankly some women’s bodies just actually don’t work for wearing Lululemon pants. It’s really about the rubbing through the thighs, how much pressure is there over a period of time, how much they use it,' right?
Banana@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 44d
Yeah? He's still responsible for them. I never said he was a good person or that he was wrong, just that men are responsible for this "false advertising" as you so eloquently put it.
I'm not arguing with you that the pants make women's butts look better and that it may disappoint you when you manage to bed one. I am arguing that it's not advertising because women are humans and our society stopped explicitly selling those a while ago.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 2 pts · 44d
I don’t think anyone here is arguing against the fact that women are human.
Banana@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 44d
That's a very obtuse response. Idk why you'd ask people to change your mind when you don't want your mind changed, but I have a job to do that doesn't involve convincing you that advertising is not for human beings. Have fun with your thread.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 3 pts · 44d
I’m talking about yoga pants being push up bras for asses and you’re getting into whether women are human beings or not.
Asafum@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 44d
A fun way to confuse people: "Man look at the ass on that pussy!"
daannii@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 43d
No tail?
WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 44d
Congratulations - you've entered the world of furries.
jaybone@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 44d
Where’s Downward Dog?
frog@feddit.uk · 7 pts · 44d
What's Downward, Dawg?
wait... I think we set this joke up wrong...
redlemace@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 44d
It's food station looks a lot like my robot vacuum station
ThePantser@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 44d
Cat IS vacuum.
redlemace@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 44d
Don't mix up my cat with my dog. Both will feel offended
WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 44d
Thus the "thicc".
REDACTED@infosec.pub · -3 pts · 44d
It honestly cracks me up that alot of people choose to own a pet, but are so lazy they even want to automate the feeding. Feeding an animal is one of the best ways to bond, you really should not offload that to a robot
EDIT: Downvoters giving themselves up over here
WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today · 7 pts · 44d
I had a cat which had to be portion controlled due to its weight, but the vet said to feed them small amounts multiple time a day - including while I was at work, so I didn't really have a choice. I still fed her wet food in the morning and at night since the auto-feeder could only handle dry.
REDACTED@infosec.pub · -2 pts · 44d
Sure, there are medical exemptions, not really talking about you, but you get what I mean.
undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch · 2 pts · 44d
I really agree. My dogs always wait until we are all home before they’ll eat, and if we’re not in the right room they’ll come find us and bring us out. It’s a ritual for them.
redlemace@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 44d
I'll top that! When I get the leash for our 20:00 walk, he starts eating and will frequently check if i'm still waiting
Tiral@lemmy.world · -6 pts · 44d
Looks like a woman at the gym. I'm wearing the most ass hugging pants on the plant, stop looking at my ass ugh.