Steal His Look

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34 Comments

Davel23@fedia.io · 87 pts · 28d (4 replies)

I take off my robe and wizard hat.

pdxfed@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 28d (3 replies)

God I'm old.

__Lost__@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 27d (1 reply)

That just means you get to appreciate a lot of great old content like this

Abyssian@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 27d

Back in my day we spelled it Hampster, and they danced and sang.

SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 27d

That entire thing was super mean iirc

Thatuserguy@lemmy.world · 79 pts · 28d (7 replies)

Where the fuck is the sick ass belt???

How the hell am I supposed to conjure a spell if my robe is flapping everywhere?

Float@startrek.website · 35 pts · 28d (1 reply)

Good point, that belt is crucial to concealing your powerful enchanted lingerie.

Thatuserguy@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 28d

Of course, lest the other wizards spot it and strike me down in their own ever growing lust for power (and well form fitting garments that support in all the right places, which is its own kind of power)

AccoSpoot1@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 27d

Oh I already owned the belt.

agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 28d (2 replies)

Looks like a powerlifting belt, pretty easy to find at sporting goods shops

crimson_iris@piefed.social · 4 pts · 27d (1 reply)

He didn't get those wicked forearms by skipping deadlift day.

agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 27d

Probably didn't get them from deadlift day either. Why do you think wizard towers don't have doors on the ground floor.

J92@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 27d

Sans belt, it'd certainly conjure something up in me.

hakunawazo@lemmy.world · 38 pts · 28d

PrimeErective@startrek.website · 17 pts · 28d

Help me balance my wizard budget

wizblizz@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 28d (3 replies)

What, no garters and stockings?

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 9 pts · 28d (2 replies)

That seems like it would get excessively hot under the thick-ass robe.

tristynalxander@mander.xyz · 10 pts · 27d (1 reply)
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finalarbiter@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 27d

Under the thick ass-robe

bacon_pdp@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 28d (5 replies)

The most frustrating thing about bras are that you have to import them once you get past size F…

lonefighter@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 28d (1 reply)

If you are in the US, check out Bare Necessities. If you aren't (or even if you are), check out Pour Moi. They have tons of selection of bigger sizes.

bacon_pdp@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 27d

Unfortunately they only go up to size M -_-

deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz · 5 pts · 28d (2 replies)

Depends on location.

Here in NZ 'plus sizes' are... big here.

As in, available in ordinary department stores.

bacon_pdp@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 27d (1 reply)

https://printerfriend.ly/wp-content/uploads/2025/12/International-Bra-Band-Size-Conversion-Table-Free-Printable-Cheat-Sheet-scaled.png

You mean that you can find the equivalent of a US 32 band size with a greater than H cup in stores?

deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz · 1 pts · 27d

Yeah. One of the standard department stores near me has larger ones than on that chart in local sizing.

Spacehooks@reddthat.com · 8 pts · 27d

It makes sense its super expensive it is a BRA (Battle Ready Armour)

VolumetricShitCompressor@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 27d (1 reply)

Lingerie by Arcanist Provocateur

fenrasulfr@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 27d

That sounds way to good as a company or band name.

BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 26d (1 reply)

Where can I get a sweet robe 26.50?

This post is bullshit.

Etterra@discuss.online · 6 pts · 27d

Hey if it boosts your stats it boosts your stats, ya know?

Themosthighstrange@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 26d

I only get my wizard hat from louis vuitton

sleepmode@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 27d

Wearing Naughty Nightwear everywhere in New Vegas cuz stats.

mo_lave@reddthat.com · 4 pts · 27d

Kazuma's "Steal" ability would have interesting results against this wizard.

troglodytis@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 27d