c/wizards · by AccoSpoot1@lemmy.world · 28dSteal His Look 496 points · 34 comments · view on lemmy.world
34 Comments
Davel23@fedia.io · 87 pts · 28d
I take off my robe and wizard hat.
pdxfed@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 28d
God I'm old.
__Lost__@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 27d
That just means you get to appreciate a lot of great old content like this
Abyssian@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 27d
Back in my day we spelled it Hampster, and they danced and sang.
SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 27d
That entire thing was super mean iirc
Thatuserguy@lemmy.world · 79 pts · 28d
Where the fuck is the sick ass belt???
How the hell am I supposed to conjure a spell if my robe is flapping everywhere?
Float@startrek.website · 35 pts · 28d
Good point, that belt is crucial to concealing your powerful enchanted lingerie.
Thatuserguy@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 28d
Of course, lest the other wizards spot it and strike me down in their own ever growing lust for power (and well form fitting garments that support in all the right places, which is its own kind of power)
AccoSpoot1@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 27d
Oh I already owned the belt.
agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 28d
Looks like a powerlifting belt, pretty easy to find at sporting goods shops
crimson_iris@piefed.social · 4 pts · 27d
He didn't get those wicked forearms by skipping deadlift day.
agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 27d
Probably didn't get them from deadlift day either. Why do you think wizard towers don't have doors on the ground floor.
J92@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 27d
Sans belt, it'd certainly conjure something up in me.
hakunawazo@lemmy.world · 38 pts · 28d
PrimeErective@startrek.website · 17 pts · 28d
Help me balance my wizard budget
wizblizz@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 28d
What, no garters and stockings?
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 9 pts · 28d
That seems like it would get excessively hot under the thick-ass robe.
tristynalxander@mander.xyz · 10 pts · 27d
finalarbiter@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 27d
Under the thick ass-robe
bacon_pdp@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 28d
The most frustrating thing about bras are that you have to import them once you get past size F…
lonefighter@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 28d
If you are in the US, check out Bare Necessities. If you aren't (or even if you are), check out Pour Moi. They have tons of selection of bigger sizes.
bacon_pdp@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 27d
Unfortunately they only go up to size M -_-
deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz · 5 pts · 28d
Depends on location.
Here in NZ 'plus sizes' are... big here.
As in, available in ordinary department stores.
bacon_pdp@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 27d
https://printerfriend.ly/wp-content/uploads/2025/12/International-Bra-Band-Size-Conversion-Table-Free-Printable-Cheat-Sheet-scaled.png
You mean that you can find the equivalent of a US 32 band size with a greater than H cup in stores?
deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz · 1 pts · 27d
Yeah. One of the standard department stores near me has larger ones than on that chart in local sizing.
Spacehooks@reddthat.com · 8 pts · 27d
It makes sense its super expensive it is a BRA (Battle Ready Armour)
VolumetricShitCompressor@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 27d
Lingerie by Arcanist Provocateur
fenrasulfr@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 27d
That sounds way to good as a company or band name.
BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 26d
Where can I get a sweet robe 26.50?
This post is bullshit.
AccoSpoot1@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 26d
https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0DYJWBYHY/?psc=1
Etterra@discuss.online · 6 pts · 27d
Hey if it boosts your stats it boosts your stats, ya know?
Themosthighstrange@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 26d
I only get my wizard hat from louis vuitton
sleepmode@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 27d
Wearing Naughty Nightwear everywhere in New Vegas cuz stats.
mo_lave@reddthat.com · 4 pts · 27d
Kazuma's "Steal" ability would have interesting results against this wizard.
troglodytis@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 27d
Listen while I drop some magic on your hinies