I don't know how to switch accounts and fucked up my wife's entire persona she was building by commenting under her account. Instead of deleting the comments when I realised my mistake, I instead just switched accounts and left those comments there for her to find when she woke up. I claim to have planned to go back to delete them, but instead I was just gonna completely forget about them.
30 Comments
okwhateverdude@lemmy.world · 64 pts · 16d
Reading some shitsposts about violet's flings
These are a few of my favorite things
CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 16d
BDSM and double penetration, Violets down with any orientation,
Silver white winters that melt into spring,
These are a few of my favorite things
hansolo@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 15d
Aww, this was so sweet
TomMasz@piefed.social · 18 pts · 16d
They just don't write songs like they used to.
FenrirIII@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 16d
There once was a man from Nantucket
Zier@fedia.io · 11 pts · 16d
Greasy and slimy and now I got burns That's how the rotisserie chicken turns.
Casuls_Die_Thrice@lemmy.zip · 10 pts · 16d
Pawn shops that don’t ask where I got those rings,
These are a few of my favorite things.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 16d
❤️
darthsundhaft@piefed.social · 8 pts · 16d
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 16d
Hookers that offer cheap motel-room flings...
These are a few of my favorite thiiiiings...
JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 16d
That's the tune I sung it to as well!
wolframhydroxide@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 15d
I would certainly hope so, since the "raindrops on roses" line is literally the first line of the song.
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip · 8 pts · 16d
I keep telling my hens that if they don't shape up their acts they're going right to the spit.
It's a bluff, of course. They're layers and I'm vegetarian.
But there's this one girl that's got me tempted...she's not plump, she's just dumb and annoying. An Americana Idiot.
JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 16d
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 14d
Yeah, that was the joke I was going for...cept Americana is like a breed/category of chicken.
And yeah most chickens are dumb (or at least they come across that way), but this girl...she's exceptionally stupid.
OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 15d
Just needs a sick beatbox beat "boots and cats and boots and cats and boots and cats and boots and cats"
Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 16d
This sounds like it should be on The Vandals, “Oi to the world”
BreadOven@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 16d
Great album.
Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 16d
A Christmas classic in my home, to be sure
BreadOven@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 16d
I hate most traditional Christmas music, so it is also a classic in my home haha.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 15d
Bopping the bird till it's not got its wings
Babalugats@feddit.uk · 4 pts · 16d
brown paper bags tie it all up with string,
protecting my dick from the burning hot sting
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 15d
When my hog bites.
When my pee stings.
When I'm feeling saaaad.
db2@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 16d
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/sticking-my-dick-in-rotisserie-chickens
ol_capt_joe@piefed.ee · 2 pts · 16d
Your mom's familiar with all of my kinks
Rivermoonwolf@lemmy.world · -1 pts · 15d
I don't know how to switch accounts and fucked up my wife's entire persona she was building by commenting under her account. Instead of deleting the comments when I realised my mistake, I instead just switched accounts and left those comments there for her to find when she woke up. I claim to have planned to go back to delete them, but instead I was just gonna completely forget about them.
I am so smart 🤓
nialv7@lemmy.world · -4 pts · 16d
Doesn't even rhyme
Grass@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 16d
is this like the british sauce/source thing? I can't think of any way to say it that doesn't rhyme
or like people that say melk?
nialv7@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 16d
chicken is /ˈt͡ʃɪkɪn/, kitten is [kʰɪtn̩]. one is -ɪn, one is -n
darvocet@infosec.pub · 4 pts · 16d
It does if you sing it.
PattyMcB@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 16d
That guy doesn't realize you CAN rhyme things with "orange"