The band is named Tool, of course their songs are about what they use to make things.
Their song Ratchet Strap changed my life.
I used a metric 10mm stinkfist just the other day. It's crazy how they made songs out of these super obscure tools.
Was this a longitudinal stinkfist?
Or a lateralus?
🤕 (Pulled a muscle stretching...)
Prison sex
what are they making with all that shit, blood, and cum on their hands?
What's this from?
Adventure Time. This character is Peppermint Butler
One of my favorite characters!
Thanks!
They have a song where the lyrics literally are a cookie recipe.
UND KEINE EIER!!
When you pissed all over my black kettle, Ylyou must've been HIGH, on a shelf.
Who are you to boil water,
you must have been out your mind...
Foot in mouth, we're making foot soup,
Unless you pull 'em out.
Fryer, boiler, chinois for ya. Tell me what's the diff-erence
You laugh, but that’s what his song Kettle is about.
Good cooks understand that a favorite cooking utensil is worth writing a song about.
Yesterday I considered borrowing a slotted spoon indefinitely from a house we rented because it was perfect. Miss it already
I got my good knife, my 2 good pans, and my right sized cutting board. 85% of my cooking right there. I'd write a song about any one of them.
And he suffered when he lost it, because someone put it to the top shelf: "You must've been high..."
I thought he was going to have a lot to say, but he just had a lot of nothing to say 😶 .
We will miss him
Eye hole deep in mac and cheese you practically raised the dead
Who are you to wave your macaroni at me?
He sings about a solitary salad fork with his other band
What song is that?!
Weak and Powerless
well who are you to wave your finger
What next? Die Eier von Satan being about a dessert? Don't be ridiculous!
When OP made this, they must've been... High
What I've come to expect from 'Breaking News'
I always thought it was "the pot calling the kettle black"
The specific pot matters a great deal and it's usually a smaller pot with a thick wall, because it burns easily when you make the roux.
34 Comments
_stranger_@lemmy.world · 84 pts · 27d
The band is named Tool, of course their songs are about what they use to make things.
DanceMomsSavedMe@lemmy.zip · 17 pts · 27d
Their song Ratchet Strap changed my life.
_stranger_@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 27d
I used a metric 10mm stinkfist just the other day. It's crazy how they made songs out of these super obscure tools.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 27d
Was this a longitudinal stinkfist?
Or a lateralus?
🤕 (Pulled a muscle stretching...)
Donkter@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 27d
Prison sex
SailorFuzz@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 27d
what are they making with all that shit, blood, and cum on their hands?
_stranger_@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 27d
gajahmada@awful.systems · 2 pts · 26d
What's this from?
Edge004@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 26d
Adventure Time. This character is Peppermint Butler
DrBanjo@reddthat.com · 2 pts · 22d
One of my favorite characters!
gajahmada@awful.systems · 2 pts · 26d
Thanks!
blartcap_@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 26d
They have a song where the lyrics literally are a cookie recipe.
anomnom@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 26d
UND KEINE EIER!!
zarathustrad@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 27d
When you pissed all over my black kettle, Ylyou must've been HIGH, on a shelf.
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 24 pts · 27d
Who are you to boil water,
you must have been out your mind...
Foot in mouth, we're making foot soup,
Unless you pull 'em out.
Beangut@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 27d
Fryer, boiler, chinois for ya. Tell me what's the diff-erence
kibblebits@quokk.au · 16 pts · 27d
You laugh, but that’s what his song Kettle is about.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 13 pts · 27d
Good cooks understand that a favorite cooking utensil is worth writing a song about.
koella@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 27d
Yesterday I considered borrowing a slotted spoon indefinitely from a house we rented because it was perfect. Miss it already
hansolo@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 27d
I got my good knife, my 2 good pans, and my right sized cutting board. 85% of my cooking right there. I'd write a song about any one of them.
toofpic@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 27d
And he suffered when he lost it, because someone put it to the top shelf: "You must've been high..."
sundray@lemmus.org · 9 pts · 27d
I thought he was going to have a lot to say, but he just had a lot of nothing to say 😶 .
BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 27d
We will miss him
Domi@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 27d
Eye hole deep in mac and cheese you practically raised the dead
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 27d
Who are you to wave your macaroni at me?
lol_idk@piefed.social · 5 pts · 27d
He sings about a solitary salad fork with his other band
DrBanjo@reddthat.com · 1 pts · 22d
What song is that?!
lol_idk@piefed.social · 1 pts · 22d
Weak and Powerless
weps@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 26d
well who are you to wave your finger
Dultas@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 27d
What next? Die Eier von Satan being about a dessert? Don't be ridiculous!
Raiderkev@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 26d
When OP made this, they must've been... High
PillowD@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 26d
What I've come to expect from 'Breaking News'
BeUnique@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 26d
I always thought it was "the pot calling the kettle black"
Einskjaldi@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 27d
The specific pot matters a great deal and it's usually a smaller pot with a thick wall, because it burns easily when you make the roux.