Posting everyday until my brother takes a shower day 355

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Mediocre_Bard_Redeux@lemmy.world · 55 pts · 25d

A chimpanzee desperately trying to convince you that he is Abraham Lincoln. He does not know that Abraham Lincoln is long dead. You don't know what his endgame is.

Almacca@aussie.zone · 34 pts · 25d (6 replies)

I'm concerned about your brother.

musubibreakfast@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 25d (4 replies)

Ops brother no longer needs to shower. He became part of the Himba tribe in Nambia, he uses red clay to protect his skin. His people don't shower in the traditional sense. When he needs to shower he takes what's called a smoke bath. He mixes herbs with charcoal and burns this next to him until the smoke makes him perspire. He then wipes his skin with a towel and applies red ochre and butter paste.

Almacca@aussie.zone · 5 pts · 25d

:jealous:

Mediocre_Bard_Redeux@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 24d (2 replies)

Yo, that's dope. How did you come across this knowledge? (Actual question. I am hoping that you are educated in the area and can recommend some books ... because I am old and enjoy books.)

musubibreakfast@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 24d (1 reply)

There used to be this Dutch reality show where families would swap places and during one season some Himba people moved to a provincial town in the Netherlands while a typical Dutch family went to live with their tribe in Nambia. The Himba are polygamous and I just remember the dad getting upset by the Himba men's advances on his wife.

That show was wild, another time they sent this fat black guy from Amsterdam to live with a tribe because he said he wanted to reconnect with his African roots and all the tribesmen were scared of him and kept calling him the people eater because they believed one could only get that fat by eating others.

Anyway, there's a really cool picture book called Where Fire Speaks about the Himba, I don't remember the name of the tv show though. It's from the early 2000's and I think it aired on sbs6. You might be able to find it on youtube.

Mediocre_Bard_Redeux@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 24d

all the tribesmen were scared of him and kept calling him the people eater LOL. Savage.

dawcas@scribe.disroot.org · 5 pts · 25d

I'm more concerned about the people around their brother.

llamatron@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 25d (1 reply)

This is the guy who comes in after our hero has beaten up all the normal sized Nazis.

BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 24d

He 100% hangs his hat in Castle Wolfenstein

hperrin@lemmy.ca · 17 pts · 25d (1 reply)

I think that’s a medical condition.

Photonic@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 25d
DagwoodIII@piefed.social · 13 pts · 25d

image

Clint Walker.

9point6@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 25d (2 replies)

Anyone else see Vinnie Jones in lock stock?

yermaw@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 24d

If Vinnie Jones was a Disco Elysium portrait

bob@feddit.uk · 0 pts · 24d

I see James Milner

Cellari@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 24d

The hair looks something you brush your shoes on before coming in to the house

ErevanDB@lemmy.zip · 9 pts · 25d (2 replies)

Ah, youve finally seem him. John Mann.

toynbee@piefed.social · 3 pts · 24d (1 reply)
HughMann@piefed.social · 3 pts · 24d

itsjustachairmary@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 24d (1 reply)

Average Dishonored NPC

Nutteman@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 24d

Cigars and whiskey later?

tacosanonymous@mander.xyz · 7 pts · 25d (1 reply)

He definitely plays rugby.

wewbull@feddit.uk · 1 pts · 24d

Nah, he was a footballer.

anugeshtu@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 24d

Is it you, Blazkowicz?

anon_8675309@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 24d (4 replies)

So… we peaked at Neanderthal.

wewbull@feddit.uk · 1 pts · 24d (3 replies)

Otherwise known as Vinnie Jones.

fenrasulfr@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 24d (2 replies)

In what looks like WW2 regalia.

wewbull@feddit.uk · 2 pts · 24d (1 reply)

Ooh, that does look like a Hugo Boss collar, doesn't it?

fenrasulfr@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 24d

Indeed it does in fashionable grey and black.

dismay3915@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 24d

Average slavic wrestler

darkmogool@feddit.org · 5 pts · 25d

fly dumbo, fly

frog@feddit.uk · 5 pts · 25d

I wonder if this the end result of all faces ran through this filter a thousand times...

qwertyasdf@feddit.uk · 5 pts · 24d

Kinda looks like tom hardy

diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 25d

The ai took one look at this dude and said nah he’s good

daannii@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 25d

Even boys don't have that low of a hairline.

timestatic@feddit.org · 4 pts · 24d

Noooo... Don't ban u/grumpy_cat

Holyginz@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 24d

So this was the look clavicular was going for

DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 24d

Randolph Mantooth.

bomberesque@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 24d (1 reply)

Hi T

nullspace@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 24d

Promote this man immediately. Have 'em teach the troops how he beats his wife.

MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 25d
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DigDoug@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 24d

So James Milner is peak masculinity.