I prefer mine with the bone

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TabbsTheBat@pawb.social · 69 pts · 37d (4 replies)

Fun fact: in my native language the word for a pit (as in a hard central fruit seed) is directly translated as "little bone" so depending on who you ask, avocados indeed do have bones :3

Yondoza@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 37d (2 replies)

What language?

TabbsTheBat@pawb.social · 16 pts · 37d

Lithuanian :3

AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 37d

Bonian.

Allero@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 37d

Same in Russian, and I believe this is the original source of confusion :)

In some languages, hard seeds and bones are described by related words

SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml · 23 pts · 37d (9 replies)

I guess if they can make boneless grapes then they can also make boneless avocados

tja@sh.itjust.works · 16 pts · 37d (8 replies)

grapes don't have bones....

SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml · 17 pts · 37d (2 replies)

Yes because they remove them!

AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 37d (1 reply)

Grape deboner, a thankless job... :(

SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 36d

And don't get me started about olives!

DonGirses@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 37d (3 replies)

if it ain't got bone in it

is

b o n e l e s s

Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 37d (2 replies)

So then my bones are boneless bones because they don't have bones in them.

Buddahriffic@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 37d (1 reply)

But then how do your bones bone bonelessly?

Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 37d

They got a little blue pill for that

lugal@sopuli.xyz · 6 pts · 37d

Neither do bananas

radiouser@crazypeople.online · 18 pts · 37d (4 replies)
SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 37d

Thank you for posting this first

jballs@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 37d (1 reply)

Kinda surprised people were saying "dead ass" in 2017. For some reason I thought that was more recent.

AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 37d

Did you know that 2017 is closer to the fall of Troy than it is to today?

(Edit: I looked it up, and it seems that it isn't true)

Katana314@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 37d

Or, for those who prefer animated:

https://youtu.be/1uHPn51tC20?is=R_8ajGNBIa4gQChW

jaybone@lemmy.zip · 14 pts · 37d (1 reply)

Potato was always boneless.

nexguy@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 37d

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 37d (2 replies)

I bet that'd feel better than a grapefruit.

jaybone@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 37d (1 reply)

How to grape fruit feel?

Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 37d

The bones are the meme, but I want to know which branch of which tree in which orchard grew that seedless avocado. Because grafts.

daannii@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 37d (3 replies)

I see fruit labeled all the time as gluten free at grocery stores.

Fyi for those who don't know. Gluten is created from wheat.

Katana314@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 37d (1 reply)

It’s a valid statement, stupidly enough.

A family friend once had a gluten reaction from fruit. Turns out, the caterer presented it with a spray over them that makes them shinier - and that has gluten in it.

Wxfisch@piefed.world · 3 pts · 37d

The spray also helps to maintain freshness longer, so it’s not just a “pretty fruit sells better” tactic. Though it should be stickered if it’s coated and that coating is wheat derived (not all are).

farmgineer@nord.pub · 4 pts · 36d

I have family with Coeliac and friends with other issues. Cross-contamination is real problem for some.

Etterra@discuss.online · 5 pts · 36d

As somebody who has bitten in to a bone in a boneless chicken sandwich at KFC - on two different occasions, months apart - I for one appreciate boneless food no matter what form it's in. Boneless chicken? Perfect. Boneless avocado? Sure. Boneless raspberries? Absolutely. Boneless applesauce? I sure as hell hope so.

luthis@lemmy.nz · 3 pts · 37d

He isn't wrong.

farmgineer@nord.pub · 3 pts · 36d

Wait until you hear about the Gluten Free Tax Filing Service

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 2 pts · 36d

Like a modern computer mouse. Balless. Optical avacado.

DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 37d

My boner is boneless.

Iusedtobeanalien@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 36d

They're not boners

They're testecados

wador@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 37d

Avocado without an I.

ignotum@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 37d

The only food i like to eat with the bone still in, is burritos

Danarchy@lemmy.nz · 1 pts · 37d

See, this is why you

Theatomictruth@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 37d
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Sam_Bass@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 37d

my aunt used to try to sprout those seeds in a water jar