c/funny · by liquorice@lemmy.world · 34dSideways exit door for liars 68 points · 10 comments · view on lemmy.world
10 Comments
notsosure@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 34d
Removing rectangles may cause burning knees?
egrets@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 34d
Aggressive behavior toward the cashier will not be tolerated. We reserve the right to open a portal to hell on abusive customers' kneecaps.
BradleyUffner@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 34d
I hate to be a party pooper, but I think it's actually to indicate where an emergency fire blanket is located.
Y'all theories are way more fun though.
apex32@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 34d
My thought as well. I found one that has a similar graphic:
https://parcilsafety.com/products/sb-100-small-silicone-coated-fire-blanket-3ftx3ft
henfredemars@infosec.pub · 4 pts · 34d
Slug man is highly flammable.
CmdrShepard49@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 34d
I think this is a warning about not having premarital sex. Was this in a church by chance?
agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 34d
If you're actually asking, it's probably the sign on a fire blanket
porcelainpitcher@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 34d
D is for Danger. First, protect yourself from others that are burning.
VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 34d
No flashing zone. Spontaneous nudity may cause furious masturbation.
Sludgehammer@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 34d
The help desk for fire fuckers.