c/lemmyshitpost · by ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 29dHappiest day of my life! I'm gonna be a dad! 🥰 278 points · 30 comments · view on lemmy.world
30 Comments
TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world · 101 pts · 29d
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 29d
krimson@lemmy.world · 41 pts · 29d
devilish666@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 29d
Blackmist@feddit.uk · 4 pts · 28d
prex@aussie.zone · 30 pts · 29d
rmuk@feddit.uk · 5 pts · 29d
🎹🎹🎹🎹🎹🎹Eels!🎹🎹🎹🎹🎹🎹
jade52@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 29d
Findin an entrance where they can
OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 29d
My baby’s got the bends…
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 29d
ThunderComplex@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 27d
OldChicoAle@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 27d
There's a man in that couch!
Arghblarg@lemmy.ca · 23 pts · 29d
OS2Warp@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 29d
Sunbutt23@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 29d
SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT
doopen@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 29d
devilish666@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 29d
Armand1@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 29d
KC_Royalz@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 29d
Best advice I ever received as a new dad. Sleep when the baby sleeps. No one more round of halo, no let me get this one chore done. Just go to sleep
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 28d
I believe it! He's already screaming so much before he's even here! So hard to sleep, but I love my lil guy.
terranoid@lemmy.cafe · 10 pts · 29d
my god it's full of stars
zikzak025@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 27d
houndeyes@toast.ooo · 6 pts · 28d
Lookin' like the space fetus from 2001: A Space Odyssey.
omniman@anarchist.nexus · 4 pts · 29d
Looks pretty human , congratulations
TomMasz@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 29d
You’re also going to be its first victim.
snoons@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 29d
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Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 29d
I'm so sorry about the BBD diagnosis.
I hear Benjamin did really great things before he got too young, though!
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 29d
Couple years and it'll be a tater tot.
raman_klogius@ani.social · 3 pts · 29d
Udraeeeeaaaa
HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 28d
Their name is clearly destined to be Thomas