c/lemmyshitpost · by wesker@lemmy.sdf.org · 28dwhen you eat a cherry cordial, do you bite off the nipple and suck out the cum first? 151 points · 32 comments · view on lemmy.world
32 Comments
TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world · 37 pts · 28d
I just shove as many as I can in my mouth at once and then gargle like this:
houndeyes@toast.ooo · 11 pts · 28d
404@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 28d
Reminds me of that Twin Peaks scene but in the worst way possible
Edit: the scene
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 35 pts · 28d
I spit them out because they're the grossest candies in the box.
wesker@lemmy.sdf.org · 21 pts · 28d
Why even put them in your mouth in the first place? Are you gay?
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 39 pts · 28d
I only get them in those box of unlabeled, assorted chocolates; I don't know what each piece is gonna be before taking a bite.
But yes I am gay.
wesker@lemmy.sdf.org · 20 pts · 28d
protip: take a hammer to the whole box first, so you know what's what.
You know what, good for you.
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 10 pts · 28d
Hey now there's some good advice!
wesker@lemmy.sdf.org · 10 pts · 28d
TIEPilot@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 28d
Or get the boxes that have a diagram that have what chocolate is what and avoid the whole Mario/Donkey Kong fiasco. Problem solved!
Trampampoline@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 28d
Aww slowly puts the hammer back
TIEPilot@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 28d
Well if it makes you happy I say don't listen to me, bang away Maxwell Silver Hammer!
FrowingFostek@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 28d
I just let it melt in my mouth and pool up until I'm choking on all the fluids, then gargle.
Monument@piefed.world · 18 pts · 28d
Are you free this weekend?
wesker@lemmy.sdf.org · 15 pts · 28d
FrowingFostek@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 28d
Nah the family comes back this week but, if you want I have a friend that's got something to prove.
Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 28d
It's easier to crack the bottom and knock it back like a shot.
end0fline@piefed.social · 5 pts · 28d
This is my method. I like removing the cherry with my tongue and then finishing the chocolate afterwards.
alekwithak@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 28d
There it is.
wador@lemmy.zip · 10 pts · 28d
Brand new sentence right there
popekingjoe@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 28d
Yes. Sometimes. Maybe.
It's classified.
okwhateverdude@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 28d
Thanks, Obama
popekingjoe@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 28d
wesker@lemmy.sdf.org · 8 pts · 28d
Feathercrown@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 28d
Pee is stored in the nipples(?)
snoons@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 28d
I lick it till it melts, then I suck. Then I just go to town on the rest.
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 28d
These are too rich, or something I can't quite describe. I don't like them.
Cherry chocolate chip ice cream works. Otherwise, for whatever reason cherry and chocolate don't go together well. I love cherries, I love chocolate, but not together.
wuffah@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 28d
I’m watching my weight, so I’m only allowed to eat as many cherry cordials as I can fit into my rectum at one time.
I’m not losing much weight :(
Trampampoline@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 28d
I'm following Mark Twain's guide to his tobacco vice. I only eat them while awake, this allows me to easily practice moderation while unconcious.
seathru@quokk.au · 3 pts · 28d
Turns out the intestines are super good at absorbing nutrients.
ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 28d
No, I bite the side and lick it hollow like a civilized person
TIEPilot@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 28d
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