c/greentext · by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works · 36d

Anon has been misled

397 points · 46 comments · view on lemmy.world

46 Comments

schnokobaer@feddit.org · 80 pts · 36d (3 replies)

hire carpenter

they don't want to fix my carpets

???????

caurvo@aussie.zone · 18 pts · 36d

My carpents, please they need fixing.

And if you have time the plumbs under the sink are leaking.

Bombastic@sopuli.xyz · 6 pts · 36d (1 reply)

hire carpenter

they can't catch a carp to save their lives

????

rapchee@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 35d

no they make the carp enter YOU

Kenny2999@lemmy.world · 53 pts · 36d (5 replies)

Reminds me of this guy from Nazareth. Laziest carpenter evah, prolly broke more tables than he built. Finally he got nailed and thats why I received a new bicycle about 1986 years later.

abbadon420@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 36d (3 replies)

I don't know how many tables he broke, but he sure broke some hearts. Love hurts, love scars, love wounds and marks any heart not tough or strong enough to take a lot of pain

Kenny2999@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 36d (2 replies)

"Fuck this corporate bullshit" -Matthew 21:12-13

Not a 100% sure on the quote, been 40 years since Sunday school.

Nollij@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 36d

For those too lazy to look it up:

12 Jesus entered the temple courts and drove out all who were buying and selling there. He overturned the tables of the money changers and the benches of those selling doves. 13 “It is written,” he said to them, “‘My house will be called a house of prayer,’ but you are making it ‘a den of robbers.’” (NIV)

isleepinahammock@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 36d

Jesus: "Fuck this corporate bullshit!"

Disciple: "What on Earth is a corporation?"

Jesus: "Oh, you'll find out eventually. AND HOW THEY SUCK!"

Wirlocke@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 31d

Reminds me of the bible quote where Nathanael said "Can anything good come from Nazareth?" and Jesus said "Yo, he's speaking the truth".

Nathanael said to him, “Can anything good come out of Nazareth?” Philip said to him, “Come and see.”

Jesus saw Nathanael coming toward him and said of him, “Behold, an Israelite indeed, in whom there is no deceit!”

finalarbiter@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 52 pts · 36d (2 replies)

Crazy how many folks out here with the name Smith have never even smacked a bit of metal with a hammer either.

lauha@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 36d

And most of them aren't even dwarves. What a bunch of fakers.

FatVegan@leminal.space · 6 pts · 36d

I was wondering the other day if this is ever gonna change. Like Michael Schuhmacher Was a world famoud racing car driver. So is his son. Maybe his son will be a formula one driver as well. But their family is still named after some cobbler. Will there ever be a Thomas Racer or Paul Racist or something? How long do you have to go with a new profession before your name becomes ridiculous?

ServantOfRa@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 41 pts · 36d

Singer is a SEWING MACHINE?

kat_angstrom@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 36d (1 reply)

She actually had a twitch channel back in 2023 centered around woodworking small office supplies (like pencil holders & the like), but all 103 episodes are lost media following a Mandela-effected reset.

grue@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 36d

I have no idea if you're joking or serious. I'm hoping the latter, aside from the "lost media" part.

(I have no idea who this person is, but I'm always happy about interesting maker videos.)

Famko@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 36d

Nominative determinists are in shambles :(

SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml · 14 pts · 36d (2 replies)

Good forbid a girl have hobbies

blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 36d

Wood forbid

MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 36d

Good forbid

blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 12 pts · 36d