white monsters

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29 Comments

SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 83 pts · 41d (3 replies)

Leave Britney alone!

PattyMcB@lemmy.world · -1 pts · 41d (2 replies)

Who looks worse these days? Chris, or Britney?

SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 9 pts · 41d (1 reply)

Cara's pretty hot but I think it would be more interesting to smoke meth with Britney.

She seems fun.

PattyMcB@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 41d

That video of her dancing with the kitchen knives was fun to watch...

Chaotic_Altruist@lemmy.zip · 31 pts · 41d (7 replies)

Wait, are you saying Brittney is a white monster that you ride? Or are you saying you're Brittney and you ride white monsters? Both are fine, just clarifying.

OldChicoAle@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 41d (6 replies)

I am Brittany, and I ride white monsters

LilDumpy@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 41d (5 replies)

It's Britney, bitch.

dillekant@slrpnk.net · 7 pts · 40d (2 replies)

'tis Brittania, peasant!

Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 40d (1 reply)

Leave Britney alooooone!

dillekant@slrpnk.net · 2 pts · 39d

Don't say "Leave Brittany alone", say "Brexit".

onipa@feddit.org · 3 pts · 40d

lemmyman@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 40d

I think OP was actually trying to modernize "Rule, Brittania!," and I support them in that

CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 40d (2 replies)

I wish I had someone to send this to

DrSoap@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 40d

Send it to me in like a week. I'll forget about it by then and laugh so hard.

Keepthoseeyeslockedonmine@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 40d

Pick someone, make their day!

Una@europe.pub · 19 pts · 41d (4 replies)

Why not both?

yoriaiko@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 40d (3 replies)

At the same time? >:3c

Una@europe.pub · 1 pts · 40d

Sure, why not? /

M137@lemmy.today · 0 pts · 40d (1 reply)

I'm just imagining Brittany with a white monster, bottom first, up her snatch with the top sticking out and you crack it open and lay under her to drink from it.

imadethis@fedinsfw.app · 2 pts · 40d

Damn, and here I was, imagining her with a white monster in a strapon behind me, while someone from /c/hungcocks was in front of me with another white monster, and they have some neat trick to pop them open after entry...

Actually, wait, let's have her in front of me and him behind me with another strapon and the white monster.

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 9 pts · 40d

No wonder the can is warm and wet.

Zoomboingding@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 40d

Harvey656@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 41d

Wanna bet?

basxto@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 19d

But I only drink black and pink monsters

tomi000@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 40d (4 replies)

Can someone explain the white Monster meme? I was at a convention and saw it referenced several times, there was even a cosplay made of white Monsters. Is there a deeper meaning?

Holytimes@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 40d (3 replies)

White monster basically is the most popular flavor among femboys, trans, gays, gooners, sluts, furries, terminally online introverts, and the list goes on.

Because of the repeating consistency of it being the preferred flavor among so many groups it basically became a running in joke.

So white monster is both tangentially the "horny" flavor as well as the queer ally flavor. And people love their horny shit posting so it caught on as a fun joke.

It's like how blahaj became a queer meme.

White monster is the same thing but horny.

It's actually rather fun. We have cute shark for wholesome and THICC can for horny!

dai@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 40d (2 replies)

And white, 30 year old boomers.

Holyginz@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 39d (1 reply)

Wait, I thought i was a 34 year old millenial? When did I turn into a boomer?

N0tTr0xy@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 19d

There was a glitch in the time space continuum

You are also a shark now