Male ejaculation travels at an avg speed of 28 mph. How come it doesn't blow the back of a woman or male neck out or cause other serious damage at that speed?

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betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world · 40 pts · 45d (2 replies)

Because mass matters. You're not shooting tungsten cubes down your urethra (at least, most people aren't). Rain falls at around 15 to 20 mph and its impact doesn't hurt either.

ryannathans@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 44d (1 reply)

Bro did you just kink shame

betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 44d

If there's still one in the pipe when you go to pee and it strikes porcelain, I might be clink shaming.

Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world · 36 pts · 45d (4 replies)

Force= Mass x Acceleration

Klear@piefed.world · 13 pts · 45d (2 replies)

And here I thought it was midichlorians.

altphoto@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 45d

There's a vaccine for that now.

homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 45d

Take a lap.

marcos@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 45d

Oh, but if you calculate pressure (that is the relevant dimension here), mass goes away and you stay only with density, that isn't anything abnormally low.

The answer is probably that the OP's numbers are wrong or that 28mph isn't that much.

Solumbran@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 45d (1 reply)

"Woman or male"

Gosh these questions never stop getting more and more stupid, this place really needs to be renamed "increasingly stupid questions"

glimse@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 45d

OP is a plague

Angryhumanoid@fedinsfw.app · 13 pts · 45d (1 reply)

Hand to God thought this was gonna be the setup to that 25 mile an hour speed limit joke about there being more than one reason it's illegal to ejaculate in a school zone.

unitedwithme@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 45d

That's hilarious

Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 45d (3 replies)

Have you ever tried cumming for an hour?!

bizarroland@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 45d (1 reply)

Yeah, but the hard part was running 28 miles.

Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 45d

Especially in an hour. What am I? Manute Bol?

Patnou@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 45d

No but sounds like fun

stylusmobilus@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 45d

This kind of question is why I’m here.

Great question.

DrFunkenstein@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 45d (1 reply)

https://www.rawbw.com/~svw/superman.html Just gonna leave this here

toynbee@piefed.social · 2 pts · 45d

See also: Hancock deleted scene.

iusemybrain@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 34d

I mean were talking about skin and tissue it will bend and stretch when it comes in contact to pressure. Also energy depends on mass not just velocity/speed. It would need to have a large enough energy while being precise enough to not be distributed over a surface to penetrate and damage tissue.

do you know why bullets penetrate tissue, its because it has a large enough kinetic energy fixated on a very small region of area. Similarly light that is emitted by a radioactive source penetrate and damage skin cells from the same principles.