Years ago I heard an Australian man say "vajoiner" and it has had a lasting, negative impact on my mental health

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Dookieman12@piefed.social · 57 pts · 35d (4 replies)

That reminds me of the post about OP hooking up with an aussie girl who told him, "I'm on the rag so you'll hafta chuck it in me dumpah."

tacosanonymous@mander.xyz · 38 pts · 35d (2 replies)

I don’t remember that episode of Bluey.

surewhynotlem@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 35d

It was in the Granny episode outtakes.

some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 35d

It's banned in most western countries

postman@literature.cafe · 17 pts · 35d

I heard it differently:

"I'm a bit bloody but you can burst me shitter, if ya loike."

d41@startrek.website · 17 pts · 35d (6 replies)

How do you feel about minge?

xkbx@startrek.website · 10 pts · 35d (2 replies)

The character from the Simpsons?

lividweasel@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 35d (1 reply)

Marge’s mangy minge

wesker@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 pts · 34d

I remember this episode.

wesker@lemmy.sdf.org · 7 pts · 34d

With my hands usually.

watson387@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 35d

Oprah's minge?

anon_8675309@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 34d

The merciless?

T00l_shed@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 35d (6 replies)

Missing an extra "r" varjoiner

khannie@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 35d (5 replies)

Ah here. Australians don't pronounce R's.

Harbour = haabaa.

teslekova@sh.itjust.works · 15 pts · 34d (1 reply)

Yeah. Vagoinah is more like it. We sound a bit like a Bostonian got into a teleportation accident with a Cockney newsboy.

dethedrus@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 34d

Thank you for that visual!

T00l_shed@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 34d (2 replies)

I was going by the "naur" instead of "no" that you sometimes hear

khannie@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 34d (1 reply)

Ah I was just slagging :) but yeah I hear you

T00l_shed@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 34d

Naur you dont!

hanrahan@slrpnk.net · 14 pts · 35d (1 reply)

ffs it's spelt vagynoir, yanks... always have to change the King's English, first colour and now me sheilas minge !

LemmyPlaceDN@europe.pub · 3 pts · 34d

Vagé Noir?

robocall@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 35d (1 reply)

Now I have the urge to hear an Aussie pronounce tits ass boobs dicks but I'll probably regret it afterwards

Memnochian@aussie.zone · 13 pts · 35d
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 5 pts · 35d (3 replies)

Was it an Australian man or was it Trey Parker in BASEketball?

"I speak Australian."

grabs Squeak, flips him around and exposes his ass

"Vogoiner!"

CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 35d

Awww that wasn’t a gay joke, it was an Australian joke, Ref!?

wesker@lemmy.sdf.org · 1 pts · 35d (1 reply)

never seen it

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 2 pts · 35d

If serious: I think you'd like it.

Iheartcheese@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 34d (1 reply)
wesker@lemmy.sdf.org · 1 pts · 34d

mommy

Tiral@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 34d

Crazy. I met this Australian chick at a bar once in the US, she whispered in my ear and I almost didn't need to take her home....

If I didn't meet my wife shortly after that I would immigrate there asap.