Every cell in my body has become a mirror site

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/70550004

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dohpaz42@lemmy.world · 64 pts · 38d (3 replies)

Mitochondria is the Napster of the cell.

yuriRO@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 18 pts · 38d

jesusactuallyhateshorses@sh.itjust.works · 15 pts · 38d (1 reply)

Lars is the virus.

squirrel@cake.kobel.fyi · 5 pts · 38d

Lars in a blanket, looking at you

Steve@startrek.website · 28 pts · 38d

You wouldn’t download a virus.

Oh, wait

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 13 pts · 38d (3 replies)

If every cell in my body was seeding, you'd be able to download The Bee Movie in like 2 seconds.

vanillama@programming.dev · 6 pts · 38d (2 replies)

Do you also have Shrek

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 6 pts · 38d (1 reply)

Only Shrek 3.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 37d

What about Bee Movie 2

vrek@programming.dev · 12 pts · 38d (7 replies)

Back before writing when everything was oral history this was technically true. I mean files were stories and peer to peer transfer was telling each other stories.

lugal@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 38d (6 replies)

? That has nothing to do with viruses?

vrek@programming.dev · 3 pts · 38d (5 replies)

True but also the image didn't either?

lugal@sopuli.xyz · 5 pts · 38d (4 replies)

Are we talking about the same image? Because the image I'm talking of says: (my emphasis)

fun fact:
your internal body temperature rises when you are infected because viruses are using your body for peer to peer file sharing

vrek@programming.dev · 4 pts · 38d (3 replies)

Ok fine, it used the word virus, I just didn't consider that the primary point. Sorry if I upset you with my response earlier

lugal@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 38d (2 replies)

Not upset, just confused.

The joke of the meme is that computer viruses will use your RAM to do stuff like mining crypto which will heat up your computer. Now the meme claims that biological viruses do the same with your body. This is wrong (obviously) because the body heat is actively done by the body to kill off the virus. Your comment has nothing to do with any of this so I was confused

vrek@programming.dev · 2 pts · 38d (1 reply)

I think you misunderstood my post. My point was not that viruses are trying to give you a fever. My point was that thousands of years ago this was true. Random stories were files, story telling was file sharing, telling a story by definition burns energy so increases heat. Anytime you use energy you make some amount of energy which gets burned off and often results in atleast minorly increased temperatures.

lugal@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 37d

Yes, I understood that but I saw no connection to the post. I guess I see it now. Thanks for your patience

Baguette@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 11 pts · 38d (2 replies)

Oh no I'm overheating how do I avoid thermal throttling

TwilightKiddy@programming.dev · 3 pts · 38d (1 reply)

I heard better cooling solutions help. Have you tried eating icecream?

luciferofastora@feddit.org · 4 pts · 38d

Ice cream is a bit of an uneven cooler solution, only cooling selective components that might not be involved with any actually productive processes, which may then end up drawing more power if the thermal throttling is deactivated for those parts. So you'd be getting better cooling in total, but it won't be evenly distributed.

That's why things like cold wraps are more effective: They're water cooling for heat sinks covering large thermal conductors that will reduce the total system temperature and help avoid a catastrophic shutdown.

SlothMama@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 38d

Or just silently mining crypto

HeHoXa@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 37d

... they're mutating (brute force cracking encrypted patterns) and transmitting (peer to pert data sharing)... I am a nucleic acid server

idriss@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 38d

I caught mine mining btc

hakunawazo@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 36d

Whatever you do, don't close port number 2 permanently.