Closest I've ever come to ingesting an industrial solvent

That is the exact use case for which it was an abysmal failure.

If you want a real shock, start adding sugar and keep track of how much you have to add to make it palatable. It’s basically like drinking soda.

Everyone that has tried 100% cran.

It should be sold in chemical supply houses, or maybe restaurant supply houses, but at any rate, it needs to come in a white bottle with black letters and be sold from something called a "supply house."

It turns out there's a newer category that still does the apple and white grape juice, but only that, not the high fructose corn syrup and water from Cranberry Juice Cocktail. I believe the blend is done to skew it more cranberryish as well. That's apparently what my wife was thinking of.

Well now I want to try 100% cranberry juice. I can drink it while picking cranberries in Stardew Valley.

I went through this PRECISE experience.

Ice. You need ice.

Edit the universe tells me I also need vodka

Technically correct. As the internet has known for decades, this is the best kind.

I love pure cranberry juice actually. I mean I live in Germany so I cannot drink pure juice anyway, that would be insanity, it has to be at least 50% mixed with sparkling water. And cranberry juice is ideal for a lower juice content spritz when it is hot outside and you're sick of drinking Apfelschorle.

https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC7824375/

Just drinking a lot of water is the best non-antibiotic treatment. Cranberry juice does not significantly impact an active UTI infection. Other much smaller studies indicate that it may be helpful, but the more robust studies show no real help.

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/29046404/

Other studies do show that cranberry juice can help reduce future UTI occurances though.

why anyone would otherwise choose to drink it.

Mix in powdered magic mushrooms. Works like lemontek to make the trip shorter and more intense, and masks the difficult-to-get-down flavour.

You can also take cranberry pills for the uti. We tried this route for my sil's uti. Whoopsie poopsie it turned out to be the beetus and we made it worse.

If you know your pancreas is healthy, go for it but those Rx uti pills are cheap and effective if you get them on the reg

Tart cherry juice is great. Easily drink it straight.

I'll add water to cranberry juice though.

Uh, which good stuff I do not know my cherry juices

On the plus side, after they combine, you can poop twice as efficiently because it'll burn you an extra butthole, LOL.

More seriously, at what ratio? The running theme here seems to be that it should be nowhere near the top of an ingredients list.

Dude okay you got me beat. I make the cranberries at the appropriate holiday meals every year. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKING FUCK the last other person in the family who loved cran died last year. I am going to have to start making less than a gallon.

It's really not lol. You can tell in this thread those who do a bunch of sugar and those who don't

Any liquid's a shooter if you shoot it.

Ahh, El Diablo's kool-aid...

Sure does smell nice on floors, though.

Or buy a product where they've already done that for you. This shit should not be sold on the juice aisle. My disappointment was immeasurable and my day was ruined.

When I was in Zimbabwe I went in several stores that had things like brake fluid and various solvents stored in plastic bottles with labels that look exactly like fruit juices and bottles of water. It would shock me if no one had ever accidentally drank some of one of those.

Edit: found the picture