c/lemmyshitpost · by FQQD@lemmy.pobierz.net · 59dBreaking News! 321 points · 18 comments · view on lemmy.world
18 Comments
PP_BOY_@lemmy.world · 47 pts · 59d
Weird Al Yankovic dined peacefully in his Los Angeles home last night. He had spaghetti.
tetris11@feddit.uk · 18 pts · 59d
He was found in his bed, surrounded by well-washers and loved ones. He was last heard to remark what everyone was doing in his bedroom, and that his well did not require cleaning.
Gutek8134@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 59d
I mean, there shouldn't be any wells in anyone's bedroom
PattyMcB@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 59d
You had me in the first half, ngl
gigastasio@sh.itjust.works · 32 pts · 59d
How many polka dots has he found?
danc4498@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 59d
How many dots are required for it to be considered Polka Dots?
EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 59d
One accordion worth
PattyMcB@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 59d
I love this thread so much
deegeese@sopuli.xyz · 15 pts · 59d
Mean joke, years ago his parents found dead from carbon monoxide.
Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io · 8 pts · 59d
Whoa, damn. Lost a friend that way. I do luv me some Weird Al. Caught Him live once.
chuckleslord@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 59d
Did you let him go unharmed? That man is a national treasure, I need to know that you released him without injury or incident.
Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io · 6 pts · 59d
I'm a long time 'catch and release' guy. He's just fine, 'cept for that lip piercing. Totes consensual.
AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space · 11 pts · 59d
Didn’t even know he was in Angine de Poitrine
HeyJoe@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 58d
Doubt, dudes on tour and is currently in Delaware for tonights show. I just got to see him a few weeks ago on this tour and was a breath of fresh air.
FQQD@lemmy.pobierz.net · 4 pts · 58d
oh yeah it's probably old news then
mrmisses@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 59d
NOOOO!
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 58d
Weird Al's all woman polka backing band where they are all named Dot? Kinda like The Donnas except The Polka Dots?
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 58d
I knew a Dorothy who went by Dot. She was fun as hell. Played a mean sousaphone too.