c/cooking · by FauxPseudo@lemmy.world · 14d

RFK Jr. To Host Cooking Show

https://thehill.com/policy/healthcare/5999541-kennedy-hhs-real-food-show-dietary-guidelines/

This is going to be hilarious.

Please comment with your favorite roadkill recipes. Racoon, bear, whale? Which is your favorite.

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Every single one of this man’s ideas is an attempt to use pop-folk medicine to kill and replace real healthcare reform in America. It’s not a coincidence that each of his “remedies” replaces actual healthcare with a version costing fewer tax dollars, which can then be redirected into tax breaks for billionaires.

His ideas sound insane because they are hyper-normalized - a false reality attempting to mask truth.

postmateDumbass@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 14d

RFKjr should show us a recipie for snake aoili.

thesohoriots@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 14d (3 replies)

Can he do Hot Ones but one of the bottles contains prions

sober_monk@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 13d

Sean eats what the guest eats though :(

FauxPseudo@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 14d

Mad Cow Hot Cow sauce

amio@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 11d

You're presuming the dude has any brain matter left for the prions to affect

baggachipz@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 14d (1 reply)

First episode he’s going to oil up Kid Rock’s bare chest

FauxPseudo@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 14d

There goes my appetite

ToastedCoconuts@piefed.blahaj.zone · 11 pts · 14d

I've not eaten roadkill, but we did once eat a gator that was too aggressive on our property when I was a child.

You need to marinade the meat in lemon juice because it is a bit tough. Then we would season it with garlic, cayenne, and a little smoked salt. Pan fry till golden. Serve with remoulade and more lemon

SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 14d

Then a sprinkle of racoon peen....

Jhex@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 14d

EW I would not eat anything RFK Jr has touched... let alone cooked

chrash0@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 14d (1 reply)

is it going to be produced by the new InfoWars? it seems like it would fit in their programming

FauxPseudo@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 14d

They are only doing things that make a profit. So they can't do this.

e0qdk@reddthat.com · 6 pts · 14d (5 replies)

Ooookay then... 🤨

Please comment with your favorite roadkill recipes.

I, uh, have never cooked roadkill... but if I were put on the spot I suppose I could try to make gumbo out of it?

e.g. Make a roux, add chopped celery, onion, bell pepper (Cajun "Trinity"), plus garlic, thyme, bay leaf, salt, black pepper, chicken stock, beer, the meat, and a spoonful of hot sauce (e.g. Crystal or Tabasco). Simmer for 3 hours or more. Serve over white rice.

FauxPseudo@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 14d (4 replies)

Would that be better with squirrel or whale?

SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 14d (1 reply)

Finally a cooking show for real people. Which Mountain Dew color pairs with roadkill skunk? What do we do with racoon penis?*

*In the Appalachian mountains, raccoon penis is used to direct distillate from the output pipe of a copper moonshine still.

comador@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 14d

I had to look that one up lol:

In traditional Southern moonshining culture, a raccoon penis bone (scientifically called a baculum, and colloquially known as a "coon pecker" or "Alabama toothpick") is inserted directly into the copper output spout of a still.

e0qdk@reddthat.com · 1 pts · 14d (1 reply)

Having never eaten either, my gut feeling is squirrel... but that's a pure guess.

No idea how you manage to get whale roadkill though. 🙃️

FauxPseudo@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 14d

RFK straps it to his car. It falls off the car. You hit it with your car. Assume you killed it.

modernangel@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 13d (3 replies)

let me guess, my tax dollars will be misused to feed poors lethal misinformation while lining the pockets of pedos and career grifters

FauxPseudo@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 13d (2 replies)

That's entirely possible but what I'm really expecting is a repeat of this from 6 months ago:

WitchKnight@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 13d (1 reply)

By his own admission rfk doesn't eat anything plant based

FauxPseudo@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 13d

This is going to be so exciting.

Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de · 5 pts · 14d (2 replies)

Find an old "Joy of cooking" (mid 90s or earlier) and you can get squirrel recipes

SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 14d

I found an old copy at a yard sale and put the pages on how to dress and cook squirrel around my desk as a grad student.

FauxPseudo@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 14d

I almost referenced that in my caption. I have an old copy with possum, squirrel, etc

y0kai@anarchist.nexus · 5 pts · 14d

whale is not roadkill. whale is kill road

switcheroo@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 13d

Is everything going to have a generous spray of ivermectin? Brainworm would probably use it like cheez wiz. 🤢

RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 13d (1 reply)

He's like the anti-Alton Brown.

FauxPseudo@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 13d

That is way more accurate than I feel comfortable with. Thank you for discomforting me.

Alton Brown is all about food science. RFK Jr is all about anything but that.

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 2 pts · 11d (1 reply)

Are we gonna pretend to be surprised when it's discovered he's being Ratatooie'd by a brain worm?

FauxPseudo@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 11d

For about a 10th of a second

SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 12d

"Now I'm gonna kick it up a notch with bleach and ivermectin. BAM!"