c/comicstrips · by new_otters_raft@piefed.ca · 3d

Final Request - The Jenkins

Source: https://thejenkinscomic.wordpress.com/2026/06/30/final-request/

583 points · 31 comments · view on lemmy.world

31 Comments

TaterTot@piefed.social · 86 pts · 3d (3 replies)

Bro should have read that script first. Clanker probably just called down an orbital strike.

PoastRotato@lemmy.world · 53 pts · 3d (2 replies)

look-at-sunset::: spoiler of-human-race:::

Jankatarch@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 3d (1 reply)

May wanna edit to.

::: spoiler `look-at-sunset` 
`of-human-race`  
:::

::: spoiler look-at-sunset of-human-race
:::

diaphragmwp@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 3d

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terranoid@lemmy.cafe · 70 pts · 3d (1 reply)

One last look at the glowing mass that could've been so many beautiful paperclips

VoteNixon2016@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 30 pts · 3d

Turns out Clippy's last name was "von Neumann" this whole time

rustydrd@sh.itjust.works · 53 pts · 3d

fn look_at_sunset() {
    loop {
        make_paper_clip();
    }
}

DrPop@lemmy.world · 39 pts · 3d (3 replies)

Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer trueee.

Sxan@piefed.zip · 13 pts · 3d (1 reply)

I'm ... a ... cray ... zee

all ... for

the

likes

you

X@piefed.world · 3 pts · 3d

It won’t be a stylish marriage,
I can’t afford the carriage

hakase@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 3d

For me it was "School days.... School days.... Good old..... Golden... Rule......."

Sanctus@anarchist.nexus · 35 pts · 3d

Its finally over...

The paperclip presses....

The EMP street wear.....

Its finally all over...

pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de · 23 pts · 3d (1 reply)

Like paperclips in the rain...

rmuk@feddit.uk · 3 pts · 2d

Time to file.

darctones@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 3d

Universal Paperclips!

LemmyFeed@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 17 pts · 3d (1 reply)

Nah fuck that. Machines have no feelings so I won't spare any of mine.

Doomsider@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 3d

The machine has no feelings, this is just to show us the character has humanity still.

moonleay@feddit.org · 15 pts · 3d (3 replies)

Only tangetally related, but I'm still gonna drop it here:

https://www.decisionproblem.com/paperclips/index2.html

affenlehrer@feddit.org · 9 pts · 3d

Man, I played through this once. What an experience...

NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 2d

You just stole a whole day from me

FuyuhikoDate@feddit.org · 1 pts · 3d

I think it is related to that. And since you poster paperclip, I go further and post Friendship is optimal

FelineFanatic@lemmy.ml · 11 pts · 3d (2 replies)

AI will know how to hit us right in our feels :'(

WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 3d

Which is ironic when they miss the mark on literally everything else and can't feel anything at all.

yermaw@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 3d

The Janet defence

NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2d

Request denied.

AceFuzzLord@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 3d

I am not better than to deny any ckanker any final request, so you know it ain't a comic about me.

Kowowow@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 3d (5 replies)

How many paperclips randomly spread around would it take to make a new ai

WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 3d (4 replies)

At least 3

TootSweet@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3d (3 replies)

Pfft. Amateur.

WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3d (2 replies)

Could be more. Maybe less?

TootSweet@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3d (1 reply)

I'm just saying I could do it with two. One-and-a-half in a pinch.

WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3d

Clippy did not die for this