c/microblogmemes · by VetOfTheSeas@discuss.online · 9dDon't like this idea? You bet I'm sending wolves 541 points · 32 comments · view on lemmy.world
32 Comments
dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world · 74 pts · 9d
This idea is ridiculous. It's a complete fantasy that you can just release wolves as the panacea to everything. The real world is more complicated than that.
Some situations require having mountain lions released on them, or possibly bears.
Chezus9247@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 9d
Sometimes I'm reading comments and think to myself "Wow, this fucking dude just made poetry. I wish I could give ya more than my sleazy Like."
That's one of them. You, dude, are awesome.
FernMD@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 9d
I always said your likes are sleazy, nice to hear you admit it, for once.
bitjunkie@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 9d
Better try all three with congress, just to be safe
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 9d
I think all three are needed for the US Congress.
Duamerthrax@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 9d
Let's release a bunch of bears and bulls into Wall Street.
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 9d
Bahnd@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 9d
Oh my!
semico6@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 9d
Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.
dohpaz42@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 9d
There are certain segments of the population that deserve very poisonous spiders dropped on their heads.
dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 9d
And I'm sure we can also find some work for the snakes while we're at it.
dohpaz42@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 9d
Nah. I like snakes.
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 9d
I like turtles.
Vandals_handle@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 9d
I find having a tiger is useful when confronted by an angry fruit laden mob.
gedaliyah@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 9d
Untamed_Star@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 13 pts · 9d
How much of that was blood and vital organs?
Kenny2999@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 9d
Its always lupus.
arotrios@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 9d
Trump?
You're not gonna believe this, but...
SethTaylor@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 9d
Release the Epstein files ?
Release wolves carrying the Epstein files ? Surely Blanche wouldn't dare touch them then!
MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 9d
Therapy?
Ha no, wolves!
OpenStars@discuss.online · 6 pts · 9d
What if your problem is that you have too many wolves?
Believe it or not, send wolves. We have the most "not too many wolves" spaces in the world, because of having sent in more wolves.
TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 9d
Nice try wolves
Rolive@discuss.tchncs.de · 4 pts · 9d
Too much food on your plate? Wolf it down.
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 9d
Oh man that beats paying $300/mo for Wolfgovy.
huquad@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 9d
There really is no better motivator than fighting for your life
taxon@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 9d
Abyssian@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 9d
Outpost.com best commercials ever. Everyone loves releasing wolves.
aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 9d
Ah, the dotcom bubble, you had some unhinged commercials.
wolfeh@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 9d
earperks
blargh513@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 9d
Been saying this for years. Now some clot tweets it and 38 people are all excited like this new.
MrShankles@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 9d
Scared Shitless Fitness
schnurrito@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 9d
For pollution this would actually work except with trees instead of wolves.
Fandangalo@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 9d
https://youtu.be/pdCZATqd86I?is=mj_v-nDumiULBZEy