It's gay to brush your teeth

I use my toothbrush on my asshole because I’m double not gay.

Brushing your teeth is super gay. It's taking a long object, basically a dildo, and shoving it in mouth while you suck on it.

Then you let the toothpaste fall out of your mouth like a fat wad of cum and finally spit it all out into the sink like the dirty used hole that you are.

Combine that with the choking sounds, gagging, and hand motions, it's a three-minute ritual of gobbling the ceremonial cock, and for what? Breath that smells nice for our boyfriends?

Miss me with that gay shit. My mouth smells the way it should; like rotten meat and moth balls, because I'm a REAL man and REAL men don't need no sissy goop in their cock holster every morning.

Also that straight men sit down to pee. Otherwise they have to hold a penis, and there's nothing gayer than that.

...Somehow, i don't think you need to do anything at all to achieve your goal. That kind of guy definitely doesn't brush his teeth either.

Just release some fake research about how vitamin C estrogenizes you.

I heard about one of these guys who got an infection because of this. He was 2 degrees removed from me so not some random internet story.

Given the health benefits brushing your teeth applies to your entire body, it's an awful bad idea.

At the end of the day, when a person has to go to the hospital for a complicated procedure due to bad oral hygiene. The cost falls back on the entire society, even in the case of selfpaid hospitals - The capacity is strained a bit further, to help a preventable situation

It would have to be a very small number of men though because believing that is so fucking stupid

Being clean is gay. Unless you're into musk. Which is why I don't bathe when I'm planning to do gay shit.

If wiping my arse is gay, I don’t wanna be straight!

Those woke dentist scolds keep telling me to brush my teeth and stop gargling sand every night.

At this point "gay" is a compliment to me, ngl.

Theres nothing more masculine and heterosexual than two bros having sex. Having sex with women is feminine and thus gay.

It’s also another excuse for the lack of sexual partners in their lives. They’ll love it.

Everything is gay. Carrying a shopping bag, ...gay.

Teeth are for fairies. Why are you brushing your teeth, are you fey?

I once met a gay dentist. Obviously brushing teeth is gay

Ah yes, homophobia and a literally shitty ass.

Two qualities women find immensely attractive. Makes perfect sense.

I've heard this said a lot, but I've yet to see any evidence that anyone believes it and it's not just an exaggeration/troll.

I'm having a little trouble believing even the manosphere is genuinely that deranged.

No, that will not work.