c/noncredibledefense · by Slab_Bulkhead@lemmy.world · 18d

my take on the classic.

362 points · 23 comments · view on lemmy.world

23 Comments

Koenig2005@feddit.org · 28 pts · 18d (1 reply)

The most important details being the air vent and the fan

starik@lemmy.today · 8 pts · 18d

Can you imagine the stench?

BucketBong@p.hobo.social · 21 pts · 18d (5 replies)

I wonder if he new he was on a different plane.

Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 18d (4 replies)

I wonder if they persuaded him with fear, or just kicked his ass and stuffed him in there

FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 18d (3 replies)

Are you kidding?

He's afraid of everything

He knows that he's a failure. He knows that he's weak. He knows that the people he desperately craves the approval of sneer at him. He knows that his parents thought he was an idiot. He knows that his daughter (the one he can remember) didn't actually want him to fuck her

He's angry all the time because he's afraid

_stranger_@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 18d

13igTyme@piefed.social · 6 pts · 18d (1 reply)

I don't know. I think at this point combined with his narcissism and dementia, there's a good chance he fully believes his own bullshit.

Gerblat@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 18d

I think it all waxes and wanes with his cognition at the moment

AgentSeven@lemmy.zip · 11 pts · 18d

My favorite thing I've heard this news cycle is that Karoline Leavitt was on that plane. lol

The truth is since returning to the White House after the birth of my daughter, I have felt in my heart that I cannot be the best mom my two young children deserve while devoting the constant time, energy, and attention required of the White House Press Secretary

So we can be certain that's not the reason.

BananaOnionJuice@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 11 pts · 18d

Keep em coming, trump-saddam mixups are great!

kokesh@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 18d

I guess that container is no longer fit for food anymore. It stinks of old man diarrhea.

redbrick@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 18d

Man...they used the wrong damn truck....they need this...

https://www.sunnforest.com/Airport-Ground-Equipment/Aircraft-Sewage-Disposal-Vehicle.html

uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 18d

If officials from Turkey are to be believed, the whole diversion ploy was for nothing. It was a ruse by Netanyahu to interfere with negotiations.

Trump keeps getting played on the international stage like a big ol' bassoon.

DupaCycki@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 18d

This old, bloated piece of shit lightheartedily signs death warrants for defenseless children, and this is how he acts in the face of the slightest danger.

PalmTreeIsBestTree@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 18d

Bravo slab

jaybone@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 18d

Called it

https://lemmy.zip/comment/28199985

corbindallas@fedinsfw.app · 3 pts · 18d (1 reply)

no one considered filling his compartment with co2?

modus@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 18d

It's already full of methane.

Etterra@discuss.online · 3 pts · 18d

Maybe he was only hiding in there eating snacks and accidentally got relocated. We don't know, but we know he likes snacks.

BigBrownBeaver@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 18d