These are the house rules leftists want

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OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 21d (5 replies)

I’m glad to see that weed smoking is in a patio and not indoors. Pot smokers never seem to realize how much that stuff stinks up a room.

Melissa@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 12 pts · 21d

We know…

We just don’t care.

Schorsch@feddit.org · 8 pts · 21d

I vape. It only smells for a short moment and not very much.

...what did we talk about again?

rumschlumpel@feddit.org · 6 pts · 20d

Just like regular smokers!

ToastedCoconuts@piefed.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 20d

When I lived with people who smoked weed, it was really less of an issue with the smell and more that their rooms and our shared living spaces collected a layer of grimy residue on any surfaces that was difficult to remove. I do actually hate the smell of weed, but hated trying to clean that stuff up more lol

Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 20d

It only seems to temporarily stink up my place, moreso when I clean my equipment than when I actually smoke. Maybe it helps that I have brick walls and no carpeting, so there isn't as much material for the smell to cling to?

I've definitely been in places where the smell is perpetual, though. Maybe it's the quantity they smoke, because I do one-hitters.

isleepinahammock@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 22 pts · 20d

Estrogen Lab? That's ridiculous!

It's a hormone lab. We can't leave our brothers behind!

cranakis@reddthat.com · 21 pts · 21d (6 replies)

Um, if I have a boy wife, I don't need the abortion room 🙄

djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 28 pts · 21d

it doubles as a boybortion room

SuperNovaStar@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 18 pts · 21d

He's trans, obviously. Didn't you see the bathroom?

Kenny2999@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 21d (2 replies)

It doubles as a walk-in closet, just need to rinse the wire hangers.

anise@awful.systems · 5 pts · 20d

I would assume we'd have misoprostol available like a civilised society

Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 20d

I hate it, take your upvote.

cybervseas@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 21d

That just means you aren't trying hard enough.

Cris_Citrus@piefed.zip · 14 pts · 20d

Catch me in the boywife kitchen making food for people in the sex before marriage lounge 😌

Sir_Premiumhengst@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 20d

Neat, even a place to get a boybortion after getting boypreggers.

CombatWombat@feddit.online · 11 pts · 21d

This is preposterous! I want my abortions performed in a safe medical facility, and that space between the gay room and the (boy)wife kitchen is perfect for a ubi dispenser.

Berengaria_of_Navarre@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 20d

I once saw a dude walking around with a sandwich board that said "sex before marriage = hell after death". My friend walked up to him and asked if it was ok if only one of us was married 😂

don_kiedyck@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 20d

I’m straight, but I really want to see the decor of the gay room. I bet it’s fabulous.

Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 21d (8 replies)

this has been made by a leftist I assume.

gray@lemmy.ml · 11 pts · 21d

It's too desirable to have been cooked up in a reactionary mind

cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone · 11 pts · 21d (6 replies)

i dunno there's a very good plausible chance it was made unironically by a bigot cause they're that stupid.

Secret_Music@piefed.blahaj.zone · 13 pts · 20d

Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 11 pts · 21d

I feel like "(boy) wife kitchen" especially reads as someone from within the community. if it were a bigot, I'd assume they'd have named it "(man)wife kitchen" or something.

cuz boywife is like an actual term peeps use I think.

GalacticSushi@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 21d

Nobody makes leftism look more rad than reactionary bigots making hyperbolic posts about "what the left wants"

FerretyFever0@fedia.io · 8 pts · 21d (2 replies)

Conservatives don't know what a boywife is.

djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 20d (1 reply)

Nah they do. never forget that they're as gay as the rest of us, they just repress it way more. As a femboy, it is honestly incredible how many "straight" conservative christians try to hit on me.

FerretyFever0@fedia.io · 3 pts · 20d

They know the BAREST basics and that they'd really like to fuck femboys. However, I do have reason to believe that most wouldn't know about terms that are even slightly more niche than femboy. Unless of course, they're groypers or members of very similar groups.

imvii@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 21d

This is stupid.

On really nice days I'm doing abortions on the patio.

cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 21d

gay room is just my bedroom

expatriado@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 21d

don't want to display the top part? crop? nah that's too clean

medicsofanarchy@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 21d

No all-you-can-eat edibles bar?

Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 21d

Omg can we please‽ This is absolutely the dream 😍