The finest vintage

204 points · 19 comments · view on lemmy.world

19 Comments

To get the best flavor you need to let it breathe.

restingOface@quokk.au · 4 pts · 22d (1 reply)

You just keep reusing the same hotdog water

New Yorkers call this master stock.

Don't forget your hotdog swizzle stick... It just barely fits in the hole.

vrek@programming.dev · 4 pts · 22d (3 replies)

Where's the chocolate starfish?

bl4ckp1xx13@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 22d (2 replies)

Should be with the hot-dog flavoured water.

vrek@programming.dev · 2 pts · 22d (1 reply)

I tried to get a biscuit but it was flopping around like it was limp...

Damn, I hate it when you get a limp bizkit.

Edit: sorry typos, meant "biscuit".

Nothing beats Hog Water

4am@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 22d

Left the lemon logo?

Man, photoshoppers gonna lose it to AI slop at this rate, this low effort 😉

I do not like this. Please remove it from the Internet. :(

Danarchy@lemmy.nz · 2 pts · 22d

Just wait til u try mikes hard juice that leaks out when you cut open a package of ham

They had the brand name “Glizz” right there for the taking…

FluidBeef@quokk.au · 2 pts · 22d (3 replies)

Mike’s hard

0ops@piefed.zip · 3 pts · 22d (1 reply)

Mike's hard hotdog

Juice

Mike’s oxhard hog water

Fred Durst is gonna sue over copywriter infringement...

Just think about it