You can never be there. You can only be here

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_deleted_@aussie.zone · 20 pts · 18d (2 replies)

I’m at the supermarket and my wife texts me “Where are you?”
I text back “I’m here. Where are you?”
She replies “I’m here too, why can’t I see you?”

TranquilTurbulence@lemmy.zip · 8 pts · 17d (1 reply)

Time, space, velocity... it's all relative.

mechoman444@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 17d

Okokimup@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 18d (1 reply)

Wherever you go, there you are.

GraniteM@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 16d

cattywampas@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 18d (3 replies)

"There you are!"

"Do I know you?"

"No, but that's where you are, you're there!"

TranquilTurbulence@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 17d

You must be mistaken. I'm here.

the_q@piefed.social · 3 pts · 18d

Oh behave...

schnurrito@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 18d

I have to try this IRL some time. :D

ilinamorato@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 17d (4 replies)

You can be there. Just not now.

billwashere@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 16d (1 reply)

Now. You’re looking at now, sir. Everything that happens now, is happening now

What happened to then?

We passed then.

When?

Just now. We’re at now now.

ilinamorato@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 15d

But where will here be there?

Trex202@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 16d (1 reply)

But its always now

ilinamorato@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 15d

Not anymore it's not. Back then, you were there. Before now. But now it's now, and you're here.

SwingingTheLamp@piefed.zip · 4 pts · 18d

That's good news! Here I thought I wasn't all there, but now I find out I'm not there at all.

trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 18d (1 reply)

I can only be here, but I'm pretty sure that you are there.

MagicShel@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 18d

Actually I'm also here, but I don't see you.

someguy3@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 18d

Isn't here just there without a t?

aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 18d

Short form horror:

He said, “There you are.” and the man he was talking to disappeared.

9point6@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 18d

"You" in a physical sense, sure

Mentally? I can definitely not be here

toomanypancakes@crazypeople.online · 2 pts · 18d

I got there in the end.

daychilde@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 16d

Yeah, I'm right there with ya on that one.

Ah, shit, that's a paradox. Now I'm not there with ya. :)

brownsugga@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 18d

Here and now is all there is

boonhet@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 16d

No, you're not here. You're there. I am here and am always here.

FiskFisk33@startrek.website · 1 pts · 15d

I'm with you there

... wait, what

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 1 pts · 17d

I was over there. Now I am over here.

YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 16d

"I'm ova 'ere now! Wut?"

mechoman444@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 17d

What? You can be here when you get there.

Ronguaki@lemmus.org · 1 pts · 17d
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DarkCloud@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 18d

When I feel blue in the night
And I need you to hold me tight
Whenever I want you
All I have to do is dream

Diddlydee@feddit.uk · 1 pts · 18d
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Vandals_handle@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 18d

Where there is love, I'll be there

VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 17d

"I have always been here."
-- Ambassador Kosh

early_riser@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 17d
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GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 17d

1000004466

Abyssian@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 16d

You can never see or hear what's happening right now, only what happened in the past.