c/showerthoughts · by ComradePenguin@lemmy.ml · 18dYou can never be there. You can only be here 52 points · 33 comments · view on lemmy.world
33 Comments
_deleted_@aussie.zone · 20 pts · 18d
I’m at the supermarket and my wife texts me “Where are you?”
I text back “I’m here. Where are you?”
She replies “I’m here too, why can’t I see you?”
TranquilTurbulence@lemmy.zip · 8 pts · 17d
Time, space, velocity... it's all relative.
mechoman444@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 17d
Okokimup@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 18d
Wherever you go, there you are.
GraniteM@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 16d
cattywampas@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 18d
"There you are!"
"Do I know you?"
"No, but that's where you are, you're there!"
TranquilTurbulence@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 17d
You must be mistaken. I'm here.
the_q@piefed.social · 3 pts · 18d
Oh behave...
schnurrito@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 18d
I have to try this IRL some time. :D
ilinamorato@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 17d
You can be there. Just not now.
billwashere@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 16d
Now. You’re looking at now, sir. Everything that happens now, is happening now
What happened to then?
We passed then.
When?
Just now. We’re at now now.
ilinamorato@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 15d
But where will here be there?
Trex202@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 16d
But its always now
ilinamorato@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 15d
Not anymore it's not. Back then, you were there. Before now. But now it's now, and you're here.
SwingingTheLamp@piefed.zip · 4 pts · 18d
That's good news! Here I thought I wasn't all there, but now I find out I'm not there at all.
trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 18d
I can only be here, but I'm pretty sure that you are there.
MagicShel@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 18d
Actually I'm also here, but I don't see you.
someguy3@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 18d
Isn't here just there without a t?
aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 18d
Short form horror:
He said, “There you are.” and the man he was talking to disappeared.
9point6@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 18d
"You" in a physical sense, sure
Mentally? I can definitely not be here
toomanypancakes@crazypeople.online · 2 pts · 18d
I got there in the end.
daychilde@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 16d
Yeah, I'm right there with ya on that one.
Ah, shit, that's a paradox. Now I'm not there with ya. :)
brownsugga@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 18d
Here and now is all there is
boonhet@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 16d
No, you're not here. You're there. I am here and am always here.
FiskFisk33@startrek.website · 1 pts · 15d
I'm with you there
... wait, what
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 1 pts · 17d
I was over there. Now I am over here.
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 16d
"I'm ova 'ere now! Wut?"
mechoman444@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 17d
What? You can be here when you get there.
Ronguaki@lemmus.org · 1 pts · 17d
DarkCloud@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 18d
When I feel blue in the night
And I need you to hold me tight
Whenever I want you
All I have to do is dream
Diddlydee@feddit.uk · 1 pts · 18d
Vandals_handle@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 18d
Where there is love, I'll be there
VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 17d
"I have always been here."
-- Ambassador Kosh
early_riser@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 17d
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 17d
Abyssian@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 16d
You can never see or hear what's happening right now, only what happened in the past.