If only. Kinder Surprise toys used to be good, they needed actual instructions to put together. Sometimes they were weapons, intentionally or not. Now you get a Kinder egg and open it up to find just some guy. Not building, no exploration, no pain, just a little plastic guy. This is what's wrong with this generation.
24 Comments
Codpiece@feddit.uk · 24 pts · 3d
Imagine their little faces light up!
john117@piefed.jmsquared.net · 23 pts · 2d
hansolo@lemmy.today · 9 pts · 2d
My Dad thinks he invented that joke.
wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz · 5 pts · 2d
Are you Calvin?
hansolo@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 2d
No, I have legs.
rem26_art@fedia.io · 16 pts · 3d
You walk into an abandoned K-Mart and the only source of electric light is a singular Blue Light left on in front of the shelf of Kinder Demon Cores
davidgro@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2d
Then you notice it's not a light bulb, it's a water bottle.
Wren@lemmy.today · 14 pts · 3d
If only. Kinder Surprise toys used to be good, they needed actual instructions to put together. Sometimes they were weapons, intentionally or not. Now you get a Kinder egg and open it up to find just some guy. Not building, no exploration, no pain, just a little plastic guy. This is what's wrong with this generation.
EvilBit@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2d
cries in American deprivation
Asetru@feddit.org · 8 pts · 3d
Every seventh egg comes with one of a terrific collection of screwdrivers.
schwifty_squanch@lemmy.ml · 7 pts · 2d
That blue light is Cherenkov radiation.
dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2d
DarkFuture@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1d
They name it something cool as hell like DEMON CORE and they expect people NOT to touch it?
PodPerson@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 1d
That’s what all the Gen Z kids are listening to nowadays.
postmateDumbass@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1d
Demon Kinder.
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2d
OpenStars@discuss.online · 1 pts · 2d
Fortunately, not for very much longer! 🤪
matelt@feddit.uk · 4 pts · 2d
Tickle tickle!
fartographer@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2d
Damn, I commented the exact same thing 5 hours after you
matelt@feddit.uk · 2 pts · 1d
I'm honoured to have had the same idea as a Fartographer!
TomMasz@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3d
I guarantee the surprise will blow your mind (and possibly the town you live in).
TIEPilot@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3d
K-mart is trying to kill you.
stickly@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1d
Did it come with a screwdriver?
Kintarian@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1d
That's a spicy toy
fartographer@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2d