But who supports the support-sharks? Do they have a support-support-shark? And then one one must ask: do the support-support sharks as well have a support-shark? A support-support-support shark if you will. When does the madness end? Will there be a support-support-support-support-support-support-shark?
Sharks kill about 7 people per year. Humans kill about 100,000,000 sharks per year. We are the dangerous monsters from the unknown more so than the other way around.
33 Comments
SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de · 58 pts · 16d
neuracnu@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 39 pts · 16d
But I’m laying on my belly…
🌌🦈
😧
snoons@lemmy.ca · 18 pts · 16d
Holy Macaroni you just wrote the entire script of a shitty-on-purpose sci-fi movie. Amazing.
wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz · 11 pts · 16d
Sharknova!
snoons@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 16d
Killer Spacesharks attack from space!
wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 16d
Look out for the next hit mash-up, Sharknova vs. SuperMassiveBlackHoleGator 2!
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 16d
I've never thought about it like this. Turns out I'm literally surrounded by beautiful women on all sides! I knew I wasn't lonely!
ranzispa@mander.xyz · 11 pts · 16d
It Is true! Now you just have to convince them to have dinner together and spend the night together.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 16d
It didn't take much convincing. They all seem to be having a great time together now! Would've loved to be part of it!
MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 16d
Is this you?
strawberry_enjoyer42@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 30 pts · 17d
Blåhaj moment :3
Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de · 24 pts · 16d
Here I am, laying face down, wondering about space sharks
cybervseas@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 16d
Blahaj is here for you 🦈
JayDee@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 16d
Behind every successful person there is a shark
SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de · 16 pts · 16d
Olympic swimmer training is getting out of hand
Lon3star@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 17d
I support support-sharks
snoons@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 16d
But who supports the support-sharks? Do they have a support-support-shark? And then one one must ask: do the support-support sharks as well have a support-shark? A support-support-support shark if you will. When does the madness end? Will there be a support-support-support-support-support-support-shark?
Thusly capitalism is proven to be verily silly.
bizarroland@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 16d
Well, unbeknownst to the support sharks, there is also a person behind them who's supporting them and believing in them.
So we all support the support sharks.
video@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 16d
Did you know you can drink lava, but only once?
SethTaylor@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 16d
Awww, thank you, shark 🥹
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 16d
wholesome blåhaj
OpenStars@discuss.online · 7 pts · 17d
I-i-it's YOU, isn't it⁉️
YOU are the one who wants me succeed, aren't you ⁉️
T-t-thank you ☺️😍
NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone · 7 pts · 16d
Behind every great man is a shark.
Jankatarch@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 16d
Thank you, shark.
fox2263@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 16d
There’s also one in front of me
SourDragon@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 16d
And it's ready to kick your ass, so best hope the sharks by your side can fight
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 16d
Shit! We're surrounded!
dregan@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 16d
It's also behind you. (unless you're one of those flat earther morons)
snoons@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 16d
The human that's behind you however...
Zephyr@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 16d
Sharks kill about 7 people per year. Humans kill about 100,000,000 sharks per year. We are the dangerous monsters from the unknown more so than the other way around.
Cartilogen@mander.xyz · 1 pts · 16d
I'm here for the optical fiber and you know it 💫
Triasha@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 16d
My shark is ride or die.
We got this.
dregan@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 16d
Technically, nearly every shark is behind you.