Small apartment? No problem just maximize space

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Sibshops@lemmy.myserv.one · 38 pts · 20h (1 reply)

Getting dangerously close to an actual shit post.

okwhateverdude@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 20h

Riight? Mods can be a bit trigger happy on literal shit posts. I'm not bitter or anything about my high effort contribution to the world being removed. Promise.

RoidingOldMan@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 21h (3 replies)

Think of the efficiency. You can microwave your hot pockets while on the toilet. No reason to ever get up.

gibmiser@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 21h (2 replies)

Man if i lived there i would start out with the best intentions- never use it when cooking, always close the lid before flushing, always close the cabinet when you leave it. In a month I'd be shitting while making food and leave it on toilet mode 24/7

village604@adultswim.fan · 7 pts · 21h (1 reply)

With my ADHD I wouldn't last a week

hamsamrich@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 19h

I’d be afraid I’d get drunk and poop in the oven while trying to boil noodles in the toilet

CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 18h (2 replies)

I was always told not to shit where I eat

_stranger_@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 15h

yeah don't do that, you gotta lift the counter before you shit.

Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 10h

good way to get food poisoning, gi related infections.

Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 14 pts · 19h (2 replies)

When I was apartment hunting in Paris some 20 years ago I stumbled across one like this, but it was built on a sort of drawer so that the toilet slid out forward.

Imagine making food for your invites and one of them has to take a shit.

Another was a combined shower and "turkish toilet" (a hole in the ground), just remove the floor in the shower and shit apparently.

Wild times.

MarauderIIC@lemmy.zip · 8 pts · 17h (1 reply)

So was the one that slid out a chemical toilet or such? Or was its plumbing like a flexible dryer vent? I'm hung up on how the plumbing would work

Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 1h

It was a chemical toilet :-)

Malyca@lemmy.zip · 9 pts · 18h (2 replies)

Are we sure this isn't a van or something?

wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 9h

No, that's clearly a toilet

RogueBanana@piefed.zip · 1 pts · 3h

Not sure about the brick patterns on the back but the side walls has tiles. Highly doubt anyone would be tiling a RV. Most likely one of those cheap microscopic studio apartments made for renting.

Noite_Etion@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 17h

They heard the saying "don't shit where you eat" and took that as a challenge.

orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 20h

Built in Squatty Potty FTW!

snoons@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 19h (1 reply)

Having guests would be... fun.

wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 9h

Pass me a coke would ya? Thanks.

slothrop@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 21h

This is how a lot of campers/RVs/tiny homes roll....

not@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 9h

The chair should be raised a bit so you comfortably can rest your arms on the counter. I'd be pooping and eating cheese sammiches.

jobbies@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 15h (1 reply)

Spacemaxxing.

Hupf@feddit.org · 1 pts · 12h

"Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is."

Stern@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2h

eco friendly wood veneers and galvanized square steel

also tfw i was gonna link a home design 365 video but the channel got hacked by some bullshit AI jesus nonsense. Feels bad man.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/MtuAOYPl1Yc

daannii@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 11h

Don't be giving airliner companies any ideas !