c/memes · by laurenceOfSuburbia@lemmy.world · 26dAlcoholic after one drink. Fantastic after zero Fantas. 529 points · 18 comments · view on lemmy.world
18 Comments
orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 30 pts · 26d
When I, use, commas, nobody, mentions my, commentary.
abrake@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 26d
When I use CAPITALS, no one says I'm CAPITALISTIC
SippyCup@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 26d
I said, WILL YOU, USE COMMAS, to break up, your thoughts.
breadsmasher@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 26d
fantaholic
Trex202@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 26d
Fantatic
Strider@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 26d
Fantaic
Technically correct. Yeah I'm loads of fun. (edit: autocorrect of course messed it up)
vrek@programming.dev · 9 pts · 26d
I don't drink alcohol so I can't be a alcoholic. I drink distilled spirits... I'm just spiritual!
TheTechnician27@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 26d
That's because they're calling you diabetic, which means you're really sweet. ❤️
huppakee@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 26d
I always thought it meant you're really into sweets
clabru@piefed.social · 5 pts · 26d
Actually it means that you have sweet pee. At least etymologically
JayDee@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 26d
I mean, duh.
You'd be a fantaholic.
unwarlikeExtortion@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 26d
Of course they din't call you fantastic, because you're not drinking Fantast.
Since you drink Fanta, you're fantaic.
Vandals_handle@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 26d
Obviously need Four to be Fantastic
mycodesucks@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 26d
You have to drink way more Fanta.
xylol@leminal.space · 2 pts · 26d
Heil fanta!
bryophile@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 26d
That is the appropriate salute for a drink with Nazi origins
Hackworth@piefed.ca · 2 pts · 26d
Dammit, Donnie, why you gotta get so smart on us?
Bluewing@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 26d
This is why I drink gin and tonic. A proven prophylactic against malaria. The worst killer disease the world has ever known. So I can't be an alcoholic.
One can't be too careful you know.