Alcoholic after one drink. Fantastic after zero Fantas.

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18 Comments

orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 30 pts · 26d (2 replies)

When I, use, commas, nobody, mentions my, commentary.

abrake@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 26d

When I use CAPITALS, no one says I'm CAPITALISTIC

SippyCup@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 26d

I said, WILL YOU, USE COMMAS, to break up, your thoughts.

breadsmasher@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 26d (2 replies)

fantaholic

Trex202@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 26d (1 reply)

Fantatic

Strider@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 26d

Fantaic

Technically correct. Yeah I'm loads of fun. (edit: autocorrect of course messed it up)

vrek@programming.dev · 9 pts · 26d

I don't drink alcohol so I can't be a alcoholic. I drink distilled spirits... I'm just spiritual!

TheTechnician27@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 26d (2 replies)

That's because they're calling you diabetic, which means you're really sweet. ❤️

huppakee@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 26d (1 reply)

I always thought it meant you're really into sweets

clabru@piefed.social · 5 pts · 26d

Actually it means that you have sweet pee. At least etymologically

JayDee@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 26d

I mean, duh.

You'd be a fantaholic.

unwarlikeExtortion@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 26d

Of course they din't call you fantastic, because you're not drinking Fantast.

Since you drink Fanta, you're fantaic.

Vandals_handle@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 26d

Obviously need Four to be Fantastic

mycodesucks@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 26d (2 replies)

You have to drink way more Fanta.

xylol@leminal.space · 2 pts · 26d (1 reply)

Heil fanta!

bryophile@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 26d

That is the appropriate salute for a drink with Nazi origins

Hackworth@piefed.ca · 2 pts · 26d

Dammit, Donnie, why you gotta get so smart on us?

Bluewing@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 26d

This is why I drink gin and tonic. A proven prophylactic against malaria. The worst killer disease the world has ever known. So I can't be an alcoholic.

One can't be too careful you know.