Game day

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26 Comments

orca@orcas.enjoying.yachts · 97 pts · 2d (2 replies)

There’s a USB stick in there with pirated movies on it.

dalekcaan@feddit.nl · 33 pts · 1d (1 reply)

My guess was going to be vintage pornography.

orca@orcas.enjoying.yachts · 10 pts · 1d

Lmao this is great.

megaman@discuss.tchncs.de · 40 pts · 2d (13 replies)

Is there a secret ticket in the wall? Or is our guy about to commit a robbery?

f314@lemmy.world · 161 pts · 2d (12 replies)

He’s going to watch the game through the hole

SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 55 pts · 2d (4 replies)

What a glorious hole.

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 26 pts · 1d

decolo@piefed.social · 16 pts · 2d (2 replies)

I don't think the baseball players are going to have time to suck his dick

SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 22 pts · 2d (1 reply)

That all depends on the team.

decolo@piefed.social · 9 pts · 2d

Fair enough. Maybe they're going to see the NY Handies

megaman@discuss.tchncs.de · 18 pts · 2d

That makes way more sense

adarza@lemmy.ca · 15 pts · 1d

for those who need a little historical reference:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Knothole_Gang#History

rekabis@programming.dev · 12 pts · 2d (2 replies)

Except from a civil engineering perspective this makes no sense at all. Bricks are not laid in a single layer like that unless the wall is exceedingly short (serpentine wall as a fence) or unless there is a structural backing like an interior load-bearing non-brick wall.

And most all-brick walls in a structural capacity (meant to carry the weight of a structure) are dual or triple walled, depending on the height of the structure and the load bearing requirements.

DaGeek247@fedia.io · 4 pts · 1d (1 reply)

A couple bricks missing won't break the wall down quick enough to matter, especially if it's there, just not mortared in all the way.

AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.ca · 25 pts · 1d

I think he's saying that for a wall like that, if you pulled out a brick and looked through, you'd just see more bricks. The wall wouldn't be just one brick thick.

Sibbo@sopuli.xyz · 7 pts · 1d (1 reply)

And here I thought he would use the brick to throw it at the enemy team or fans.

ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 1d

Found the bull from Philly.

Batman@lemmy.world · 34 pts · 1d (1 reply)

Hey, student, leave those bricks alone...

i_am_hiding@aussie.zone · 12 pts · 1d

Why? Its just another brick in the wall.

mrmisses@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 1d (2 replies)

She waited until #862 to ask him that?

explodicle@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 1d (1 reply)

Any later would be after he reached #867, and any sooner would've been weird.

LodeMike@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 1d

Or maybe Sluggo was silent for most of it

Endymion_Mallorn@kbin.melroy.org · 16 pts · 2d

There's something heartwarming in that thought.

Pattylay@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2d

I would throw a brick at a baseball player too

athatet@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 2d (1 reply)

67

tetris11@feddit.uk · 6 pts · 2d

^WAAAAOW!^