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Agent641@lemmy.world · 106 pts · 1d (6 replies)

They are both standing in front of this store stark bollock naked

tetris11@feddit.uk · 67 pts · 1d (1 reply)

Horny singles in your area

pelespirit@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 1d

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CalypsoGirl@lemmy.today · 21 pts · 1d (1 reply)

They have fur/feathers covering their shameful skin. They're just wealthy Disney nepo babies who enjoy shopping for & wearing unnecessary ostentatious decorative items.

TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1d

Modesty is for the poors

ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 1d

Ever seen a mouse or duck before?

RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1d

Thanks for the alt text, that should help the blind folk.

espentan@lemmy.world · 48 pts · 1d (8 replies)

Haha, okay, this one made me lol.

Edit: Given their anatomies, they probably made the right split?

moondoggie@lemmy.world · 45 pts · 1d (7 replies)

Someone’s into corkscrew penises

qualia@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1d (3 replies)
espentan@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1d (1 reply)

I.. I'm not sure I dare click on that..

Admetus@sopuli.xyz · 6 pts · 1d

Yes, you're not far out, this video is uncomfortable but admittedly funny.

liinux@pawb.social · 2 pts · 1d

Thanks for sharing, awesome channel

brsrklf@jlai.lu · 2 pts · 1d (2 replies)

I was thinking maybe mouse nipples too, but apparently male mice don't have visible ones.

MML@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 20h (1 reply)

Apparently neither do male horses or platypus. Platypi?

brsrklf@jlai.lu · 1 pts · 16h

I don't know, we have it a lot easier where I'm from. We simply call them ornithorynques.

Jomega@lemmy.world · 40 pts · 1d (5 replies)

They actually do this joke in one of the newer Mickey Mouse cartoons.

lemmyng@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 1d (4 replies)

Wasn't that the very first episode of the new Mickey Mouse cartoons?

Also, the special, The Wonderful Spring of Mickey Mouse, has a blink-and-you'll-miss-it cameo of Sora's keyblade:

Based asf.

Couldbealeotard@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1d

I miss when KH was Disney × Final Fantasy.

SlurpingPus@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1d (2 replies)

Is Minnie holding a ‘Mickey ears’ hat in that box?

AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1d (1 reply)

I think it's supposed to be a Steamboat Willie hat.

SlurpingPus@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1d

Ah, that tracks with the inclusion of the ‘Fantasia’ hat.

orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 27 pts · 1d (3 replies)

Take note. This is the day in history where it went from "shirt cockin'" to "Donald Ducking."

Leviathan@fedinsfw.app · 2 pts · 1d (2 replies)

We've already had Winnie the Poohing for years.

orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 1d (1 reply)

Did he precede the duck? Dang.

Leviathan@fedinsfw.app · 1 pts · 20h

Hmm... Maybe that was just the first I heard of

BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1d (1 reply)

It really makes sense, if you think about it

username_1@discuss.tchncs.de · 5 pts · 1d

It doesn't if you think even more :)

joyjoy@piefed.social · 5 pts · 1d