Evil Bisexuals

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eurodyne@piefed.world · 83 pts · 1d (9 replies)

Fox News hosts have a serious thing for Dem Candidates. Even Jesse Watters was talking about how sexy El-Sayad way after the good doctor slapped Watters around earlier with his own circumcised “dingaling” while Watters giggled and blushed like a schoolgirl.

It was the gayest thing I’ve ever seen, and I have literally barfed from sucking too much cum out of too many dicks from a glory hole at a truck stop bathroom in Kentucky.

Yeah. It was that fucking gay, and even more sloppy.

Edit: before anyone asks, I’m fine. That was a long time ago. I’m just sayin’… what the fuck is going on at Fox News…?

dharmacurious@slrpnk.net · 34 pts · 1d

What, uh, what truck stop? Just so I don't accidently show up there with my kneepads on.

terranoid@lemmy.cafe · 19 pts · 1d (1 reply)

Are places in the Midwest like Kentucky secretly super gay, but like "pa went out for some cigarettes" kinda gay

eurodyne@piefed.world · 20 pts · 1d

Everywhere is a lot more rainbow than you think. Some places try to hide it because they’ve been programed for centuries (millennia) to think there should be some shame attached to it.

Some places celebrate it instead.

What I happen to be commenting on, in this particular instance, is how apparently gay everyone on Fox News is, but, due to their self hating shame, they become the worst of people. But their hypocrisy does not go unnoticed, and can become quite amusingly self-defeating at times.

Never forget: just because a bully is probably (usually) a victim themselves doesn’t change the fact that they’re a bully and a shitty person. Also, just because a person is a member of some minority group doesn’t give them a free pass to be a shitty person. (Peter Theil, you motherfucker, I’m looking at you!)

Skullgrid@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1d (5 replies)

It was the gayest thing I’ve ever seen, and I have literally barfed from sucking too much cum out of too many dicks from a glory hole at a truck stop bathroom in Kentucky.

This deserves !bestoflemmy@lemmy.world

https://lemmy.world/post/51351820

EDIT :

Edit: before anyone asks, I’m fine. That was a long time ago

So you don't throw up after anymore? good job improving at your hobbies.

eurodyne@piefed.world · 8 pts · 1d (4 replies)

First of all, I’m honored. I don’t think I deserve it, but I guess I’m really not in any position to judge anybody. Especially myself.

So you don't throw up after anymore? good job improving at your hobbies.

I’m gonna answer this in two parts:

First:

No, I learned how to meter intake and control both my gag reflex and my epiglottis, but that’s a longer conversation for another time. What I really learned to do was to stop sucking so many dicks in a row and to not get so full of cum that I felt the need, no, the urge to puke.

Secondly, thank you very much. You know, with enough effort and time, anyone can master something they have a true passion for. And if that mastery truly shows up in any demonstration of that skill, it’s something for everyone to enjoy. 👍😉

Skullgrid@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1d

What I really learned to do was to stop sucking so many dicks in a row and to not get so full of cum that I felt the need, no, the urge to puke.

it’s something for everyone to enjoy.

especially if they get to the gloryhole on time

LostCarcosan@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 1d (1 reply)

What I really learned to do was to stop sucking so many dicks in a row

Something something 37 dicks in a row

eurodyne@piefed.world · 2 pts · 23h

We all have our own personal limit

imadethis@fedinsfw.app · 1 pts · 16h

What I really learned to do was to stop sucking so many dicks in a row and to not get so full of cum

Teach me, oh master of wisdom. I'm reasonably certain my partner might suffer from chafing due to excess.

DigDoug@lemmy.world · 69 pts · 1d (4 replies)

I've always wondered whether the right's obsession with AOC was because they couldn't handle the cognitive dissonance of disagreeing with her politics while also desperately wanting to fuck her. I think I now have my answer.

BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 39 pts · 1d (2 replies)

MAGA has a fetish for the blonde bombshell type, so when someone like AOC, who is the exact opposite, walks in, she attracts ALL the attention, from EVERYBODY.

And it's not just appearance, that just gets their attention. Then she speaks, and she makes sense, and she obviously knows what she's talking about, and since she makes sense, why not listen to her?

Oh, yeah, because she's one of them Commies! As red as her lipstick! The Sociopathic Oligarchs say we can't afford it! We have wars to fight!

Shrubbery@piefed.social · 5 pts · 1d (1 reply)

Wait, I've seen this Harry Enfield skit before:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNmBauXYzgc

imsufferableninja@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1d

Harry Enfield, and he's not playing Loadsamoney? I never!

DarkFuture@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 21h

Well all their female conservative icons look like their faces were run through a blender. So they have to want to hate fuck female liberal icons instead.

resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe · 45 pts · 1d (4 replies)

Why can’t they say “woman”?

RaoulDuke25@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 20 pts · 1d

They want to make her subhuman.

SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 1d

They don't know what a woman is.

ouRKaoS@lemmy.today · 13 pts · 1d

Because they are only attracted to little girls. If they say "Woman" that proves she's an adult and therefore not attractive.

UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1d

They don't know what one is

saltesc@lemmy.world · 36 pts · 1d

American news presenters will never look human to me.

Every other country, they look like humans. In the US, definitely skinwalkers.

PattyMcB@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 1d

I find AOC very attractive. That is all.

Skullgrid@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 1d (3 replies)

I don't understand why this has anything with trump or why it makes trump a bisexual

DrSoap@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 1d (2 replies)

He keeps giving speeches where he keeps discussing the physique of men in the room and calls them beautiful. It's very awkward.

There was also that internet sensation where he may or may not have blown Bill "Bubba" Clinton.

I'm also imagining that it is very unlikely that the sex parties he attended didn't include both men and women.

Now, people are mimicking his cadence and the way she described AOCs lips and hair sound a lot like how Don describes other men in the room.

Skullgrid@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 23h

Now, people are mimicking his cadence and the way she described AOCs lips and hair sound a lot like how Don describes other men in the room.

ok, thank you for contextualsing

cloudshouter@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 17h

The far right is at least as homosexually coded as a gay bar. Bunch of shirtless men chugging milk around a bonfire.

And yes, there were boys being held at the Epstein parties he was at. The only contention with calling that bi is that the predations of a pedophile are not always analogous to adult sexuality. Stuffing Billie’s Willy in his cheek pouch on the other hand…

mechoman444@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 1d (7 replies)

It is just something else that people are expressing their attraction to AOC as a negative.

I just don't understand the mindrot anymore.

UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1d (6 replies)

She can't be viewed in a positive light, because she's an Evil Icky Socialist.

mechoman444@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1d (5 replies)

Democratic socialist not a socialist.

UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1d (3 replies)

You may not like it, but...

mechoman444@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1d (2 replies)

Democratic socialism is fundamentally and ideologically different from traditional socialism. It combines a democratic system of government with a socialist economic model to create a system where capitalism can't run amok the way it does now.

She is not simply a socialist. She is a democratic socialist. One of the worst things about the English language is the word "social" and all of its various iterations, many of which have vastly different meanings. I wish they could have come up with different nomenclature, because it would save us from having these ridiculous discussions all the time.

Moreover, there are numerous wildly successful countries that practice social democracy, whereas there are essentially no countries that meaningfully practice democratic socialism.

Therefore, social democracy in practice is successful, while democratic socialism is a great idea that has yet to be implemented on any meaningful scale.

This is why the distinction matters. AOC isn't a traditional socialist. She doesn't espouse Leninist or Stalinist ideology.

It is so tiresome having to constantly make this distinction so people don't immediately go down the "socialist" rabbit hole.

And this isn't directed towards you. It's just frustrating.

UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 23h (1 reply)

This is why the distinction matters. AOC isn’t a traditional socialist. She doesn’t espouse Leninist or Stalinist ideology.

The field of socialist political theory doesn't begin with Lenin and end with Mao. You have plenty of rival and parallel traditions, from Eugene Debbs to Peter Kropotkin to Murray Bookchin to Richard Wolff.

Lenin got the (relative) benefit of a very specific moment in a very specific region. Russia was on the cusp of the industrial revolution just as its aristocratic government had overcommitted to a horrifying military campaign that hollowed out its national leadership. This, in a country where a couple of super-cities dictated the political fortunes of the largest contiguous sovereign landmass on earth.

No shit AOC isn't Lenin. We're never going to get another Lenin, because we're never going to see a mass labor movement catch on at the tail end of WW1 in Petrograd just as the diesel engine is becoming popular. This isn't even about ideology, it's about material conditions.

And this isn’t directed towards you. It’s just frustrating.

I mean, I agree, but for slightly different reasons. People keep casting back 100 years and saying "Ah, but you're not trying to unionize the steelworkers from inside a sealed boxcar, so you're not doing socialism correctly".

But when you crack the hood on AOC's Green New Deal and peak inside, that's exactly the sort of shit Lenin would have championed. Massive economic modernizations that accrue wealth directly to the working class as social unit? A sprawling state-directed bureaucracy to manage the industrial reforms? Decoupling a critical domestic utility from the private sector while drastically increasing productivity to make the commodity virtually free at point of use?

That's So Lenin!

I'll spot you that AOC's aged like milk. She came into office leading a parade of angry activists to Nancy Pelosi's front door and came an inch shy of nailing 99 Leftist Theses to her front door. Now she just blows up my phone with annoying donation requests and does stupid Twitch streams repeating hashed over health care talking points for the 90th time.

But slapping the "DemSuc" label on her, because she's not chanting chapter and verse out of the Little Red Book while wearing a Mao Suit is just getting hung up on bullshit aesthetics. The least Lenin thing she's done is lose. But its not for lack of trying. It's certainly not for lack of ideology.

mechoman444@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 19h

First, I have to say: that was an exceptionally well-written response. Concise, thoughtful, nuanced, and actually engaging with the substance of what I was saying. That is a refreshing departure from what I usually encounter on this platform, where discussions like this tend to devolve into people rudely dismissing the argument, accusing someone of being a simp, or throwing around “straw man” as though identifying a logical fallacy somehow constitutes a rebuttal. I genuinely appreciate the effort you put into your response.

And honestly, I generally agree with you.

The crux of my argument was intentionally simplified because the audience I am usually engaging with isn't particularly familiar with the distinctions between the various schools of socialist thought. A significant portion of the people I encounter who describe themselves as socialists are actually advocating for social democracy without realizing that there is an important distinction between the two. That's ultimately where most of my engagement on this subject comes from.

I'm not trying to argue that socialism begins with Lenin and ends with Stalin or Mao. Obviously, there are numerous socialist traditions that predate, coexist with, and directly oppose Leninism. Your point about material conditions is particularly well taken. Political and economic systems don't develop in a vacuum, and attempting to judge every form of socialism through the lens of 1917 Russia is just as reductive as pretending Leninism represents socialism as a whole.

Where I think our distinction is primarily one of emphasis is that I'm interested in making sure people understand what they're actually advocating for. If someone tells me they support universal healthcare, strong labor protections, substantial redistribution, public investment, and a robust social safety net, I'm perfectly happy to explain that they may actually be describing social democracy rather than socialism. If they then tell me they genuinely support social ownership of the means of production, that's a different conversation.

Ultimately, my goal isn't to convince everyone that socialism is inherently evil or that capitalism is inherently good. It's to inform people about what these systems actually mean and the differences between them, so they're not inadvertently advocating for something they haven't actually considered.

And this is where I think the historical record matters. Social democracy has been implemented extensively and has produced some remarkably successful societies. Democratic socialism, at least in the sense of substantially restructuring ownership of the economy while retaining democratic institutions, has not been implemented on anything approaching the same scale. Whatever one's theoretical opinion of democratic socialism, we simply don't have the same empirical evidence demonstrating that it works.

So when someone says, “I support socialism,” I think it's entirely reasonable to ask what they mean by that.

And honestly, I hope more discussions about this subject could look like this one. We can disagree about definitions, historical traditions, and economic models without immediately turning the conversation into a confrontation. I'd much rather have someone make a nuanced argument like yours and force me to refine my own position than have someone simply dismiss it because they don't like the conclusion.

That kind of discussion is actually useful.

DarkFuture@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 22h

Nuance isn't exactly a virtue conservatives possess.

zane@infosec.pub · 12 pts · 1d

Y'all are thirsty as fuck

DarkFuture@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 22h

Things You Can Do To Appeal To Conservatives:

  1. Be bigoted.

  2. Put your face through a blender.

einlander@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1d

That lipstick looks enhanced.

Malica@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 1d

Because this is how they vote.

BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 1d

"Say it again, slower..."

deft@lemmy.wtf · 2 pts · 7h

Stupid sexy flanders energy

Eyekaytee@aussie.zone · -17 pts · 1d (2 replies)

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ALoafOfBread@lemmy.ml · 19 pts · 1d

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sudoMakeUser@sh.itjust.works · -1 pts · 1d

Wish we could delete the Americans off of Lemmy