I grew up in a pizza shop. I have seen pies having sex in every position imaginable.
Pizza on mozzarella. Mozzarella on pepperoni. Couple of breadsticks doin' an olive, couple of tomatoes watching. Whoever drew this got it exactly right.
The pineapple part is good, but the ham/canadian bacon selection could be improved. Some varieties use bacon and that's a good choice, but IMO sausage is the best pairing. Also helps to add a bit of heat with some jalapenos.
Strong disagree on sausage - I can't stand sausage on pizza. Probably mostly because the type of sausage that's most commonly put on pizza isn't even suitable to used as dog food, let alone human consumption. Actually decent sausage on pizza probably wouldn't be bad, but I've honestly never experienced that.
Strong agree on the jalepenos. Best hawaiian pizza I've had was with cubes of good quality ham (not the sliced deli meat stuff that's more commonly used), pineapple ofc, jalepenos, and weirdly: slivers of roasted almonds. The almonds don't sound like something that belongs on pizza, but holy fuck was that thing delicious!
37 Comments
panda_abyss@lemmy.ca · 43 pts · 13d
I grew up in a pizza shop. I have seen pies having sex in every position imaginable. Pizza on mozzarella. Mozzarella on pepperoni. Couple of breadsticks doin' an olive, couple of tomatoes watching. Whoever drew this got it exactly right.
dalekcaan@feddit.nl · 29 pts · 13d
a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 12d
Oh, God, they gonna fuck?
Edge004@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 12d
They're gonna join forces
aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 13d
I always knew the pizza didn’t consent.
starik@lemmy.today · 9 pts · 13d
Neither one seems to be enjoying it
Fluffy_Ruffs@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 13d
"So what tattoo did you want today?"
"Pineapple fucking pizza!"
"Say no more."
Bohne93@feddit.org · 19 pts · 13d
I digg this lowkey
cRazi_man@europe.pub · 7 pts · 13d
Don't
Bohne93@feddit.org · 4 pts · 13d
Y not
Bohne93@feddit.org · 12 pts · 13d
Youre right, the pizza slice also needs an ahegao
Murse@slrpnk.net · 18 pts · 13d
I mean, a bite of Hawaiian pizza is about as close as your taste buds can get to having an orgasm.
Not sure I'd commemorate it with a tattoo, but... I get it.
tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 13d
The pineapple part is good, but the ham/canadian bacon selection could be improved. Some varieties use bacon and that's a good choice, but IMO sausage is the best pairing. Also helps to add a bit of heat with some jalapenos.
JustPlainDave@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 12d
Pineapple, pepperoni, and jalapeno is a good combo.
thallamabond@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 12d
Put bacon and hot sauce on my half please.
Murse@slrpnk.net · 1 pts · 12d
Strong disagree on sausage - I can't stand sausage on pizza. Probably mostly because the type of sausage that's most commonly put on pizza isn't even suitable to used as dog food, let alone human consumption. Actually decent sausage on pizza probably wouldn't be bad, but I've honestly never experienced that.
Strong agree on the jalepenos. Best hawaiian pizza I've had was with cubes of good quality ham (not the sliced deli meat stuff that's more commonly used), pineapple ofc, jalepenos, and weirdly: slivers of roasted almonds. The almonds don't sound like something that belongs on pizza, but holy fuck was that thing delicious!
BioDriver@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 13d
What a terrible day to have eyes
blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 15 pts · 13d
Stuffed crust
Danarchy@lemmy.nz · 15 pts · 13d
That pineapple’s cum must taste incredible tho
lokalhorst@feddit.org · 14 pts · 13d
Aweful taste but great execution
SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social · 6 pts · 13d
OK, this one I miss. Still never going back.
PattyMcB@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 13d
Me too.. and r/mustangscrashing
W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 14 pts · 13d
Furbag@pawb.social · 13 pts · 13d
Pineapple on pizza?
✋️😤
Pineapple inside pizza.
👌😌
a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 13d
Pineapple topping.
Slovene85@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 12d
Pineapple filling.
W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 11 pts · 13d
Jarix@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 12d
That cheese pull though...
nieceandtows@programming.dev · 7 pts · 13d
Thank God I'm blind
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 13d
Pic unrelated.
FishFace@piefed.social · 6 pts · 13d
This kind of dumb, horny shit is my level of humour. Where can I find more? There used to be loads on Imgur until they blocked the UK.
LemmyFeed@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 13d
I think you just unlocked something in me...
BooBees@fedinsfw.app · 2 pts · 13d
When I, an autist, hear someone say “pineapple doesn’t belong on top of pizza” and picture what they’re saying in my head
Skanky@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 13d
Dat Sliceussy
BagOfHeavyStones@piefed.social · 2 pts · 12d
So I had to ask...
"Pizza does not have a biological gender, but the word is grammatically feminine in languages like Italian, French, and German."
I knew German had that word gender thing, but TIL the French and Italians have it too.
TootSweet@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 12d
I knew I'd regret looking at the comment section.
jambudz@lemmy.zip · -1 pts · 13d
Dude needs to go to the gym