I have heard before that they try to rehome those dogs with cops and former cops so that they can’t be used by drug smugglers to perfect their packing methods. No idea how true that is, but I doubt the veracity of this story.
My grandma used to get ex drug dogs from somewhere and she was never affiliated with law enforcement. Some were retired and the others failed out for different reasons. They were all very biddable labs.
He's already conditioned to perform behaviors for treats, so teach him to hit on something different, like your mom's vibrator collection. He'll starts barking inssessently every time he hears buzzing.
That sounds like such a mess every time you'd want a hit I'd rather just not do drugs. Whole house would get toddler sticky from the impossible to contain peanut butter. Imagine was chunky pb does to your lungs when smoked
Probably if they're trying to hide it from their mom it's just weed so for me, having been addicted to weed among other things, I'd rather just not smoke. Yeah if it's like heroin or whatnot they're gonna go to greater lengths
Hiding that stuff from a dog briefly just for transit is already hard. You will not keep your stash away from it for long at home, especially if you use it.
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nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz · 73 pts · 8d
Sacrifice some stash and sprinkle tiny bits all over the house
Nonprophet@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 8d
This is the way.
Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io · 14 pts · 8d
Especially in Mom's room.
spankysalmon@fedinsfw.app · 54 pts · 8d
It's stupidly easy to break many dogs of training once they realize they don't have to play the sniffing game to get treats.
Just spoil the hell out of it and it'll be your best friend drugs or no.
terranoid@lemmy.cafe · 43 pts · 8d
Dog: sideways glance thinks "I used to put people like you away behind bars"
Stoner daughter: pats on ground aggressively "but you love me though"
Dog, excitedly: BUT I LOVE YOU SO MUCH
BitchPeas@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 8d
I would read this book
Skullgrid@lemmy.world · -2 pts · 8d
pet obesity is wrong
Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.ca · 29 pts · 8d
High value treats over high volume.
WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 36 pts · 8d
I have heard before that they try to rehome those dogs with cops and former cops so that they can’t be used by drug smugglers to perfect their packing methods. No idea how true that is, but I doubt the veracity of this story.
Vinny_93@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 8d
Unless this person's mom is a cop in a place where weed is legal but just disallowed by their mom.
WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 7d
My grandma used to get ex drug dogs from somewhere and she was never affiliated with law enforcement. Some were retired and the others failed out for different reasons. They were all very biddable labs.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 32 pts · 8d
He's already conditioned to perform behaviors for treats, so teach him to hit on something different, like your mom's vibrator collection. He'll starts barking inssessently every time he hears buzzing.
iamericandre@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 8d
Put it in your ass
frog@feddit.uk · 18 pts · 8d
This is perfect since dogs sniffs ass anyway.
luthis@lemmy.nz · 17 pts · 8d
You're going to have to reach an agreement with the dog. Supply him with a cut of your stash in exchange for him not ratting you out.
AfterlifeAdventures@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 8d
In a peanut butter jar with peanut butter still in it, cover baggie or what ever you use
ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 8d
That sounds like such a mess every time you'd want a hit I'd rather just not do drugs. Whole house would get toddler sticky from the impossible to contain peanut butter. Imagine was chunky pb does to your lungs when smoked
Shayeta@feddit.org · 6 pts · 8d
You have clearly never met a drug addict.
ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 8d
Probably if they're trying to hide it from their mom it's just weed so for me, having been addicted to weed among other things, I'd rather just not smoke. Yeah if it's like heroin or whatnot they're gonna go to greater lengths
DoubleDongle@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 8d
Hiding that stuff from a dog briefly just for transit is already hard. You will not keep your stash away from it for long at home, especially if you use it.