c/lemmyshitpost · by Simonie_Persuasion@lemmy.world · 9dsell me your company with five words 30 points · 51 comments · view on lemmy.world
51 Comments
Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works · 18 pts · 9d
Buy my company or else
CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 9d
Will drop pants for food.
FilthyHands@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 9d
beans beans beans beans beans
the_fuckler@nord.pub · 10 pts · 9d
Foreskin. Reattachment. Stands with Palestine.
orenj@leminal.space · 9 pts · 9d
hey, do you wanna kiss
PodPerson@lemmy.zip · 9 pts · 9d
AI, crypto, and blockchain free.
db2@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 9d
Only need two:
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 9d
We're all gonna die anyway.
KyuubiNoKitsune@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 9d
We dispose of billionaire oligarchs
Surp@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 9d
My company is for free
yaroto98@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 9d
Can buy presidential pardons fast.
WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today · 6 pts · 9d
We mine crypto! Oh, wait...
Widdershins@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 9d
shit, piss, fuck, cunt, motherfucker
Simonie_Persuasion@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 9d
You didn't understand what i mean
Widdershins@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 9d
You asked for five words. I gave you five. Those words will make your next album go platinum. If you wanted all seven ask for seven next time.
WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 9d
We don’t pay any attention.
Quexotic@infosec.pub · 5 pts · 8d
Buy this here company, dude!
Simonie_Persuasion@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 8d
Ok i will buy it
Quexotic@infosec.pub · 6 pts · 8d
Nasan@sopuli.xyz · 5 pts · 9d
wholesale cadavers, local and organic
luthis@lemmy.nz · 5 pts · 9d
Buy it or kill you
HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 9d
Big booty bitches bowlin bounce.
Bowling Alley staffed by big booty bitches, that also has basketball courts.
yermaw@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 9d
Technically they cant prove wrongdoing
EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 9d
It will make you money
Agent641@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 9d
We fuck on first date
SayJess@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 9d
Accepting bids of five dollars
Doublenut@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 9d
You want it round? OK!
superduperpirate@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 9d
Doordash but for cocaine
Tikiporch@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 9d
I am an absolute delight.
FanciestPants@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 8d
Our clients include Macklemore.
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 9d
Knots, barbs, money back guarantee
RBWells@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 9d
Psst! Wanna make some money?
dudeface@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 9d
Open source non profit nonsense
PointlessLifePersonified@slrpnk.net · 2 pts · 9d
Data center McMansions - free heat!
cosmictrickster@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 9d
Buy my limited company, please.
HocEnimVeni@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 9d
Have concept of a plan.
krisevol@lemmus.org · 2 pts · 7d
Electric Power will always sell
Lumidaub@feddit.org · 2 pts · 9d
I don't have a company with five words. And if I did, I wouldn't want to sell it.
ModeratelySliceable@lemmus.org · 2 pts · 9d
free as in freedom toilets
Little1Lost@gehirneimer.de · 2 pts · 9d
a not for sale company
jambudz@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 8d
I guess this helps people?
terranoid@lemmy.cafe · 2 pts · 9d
The robot is fully functional
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org · 1 pts · 8d
I'll take cash, please. Thanks!
smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 9d
Send money, you get stocks.
luthis@lemmy.nz · 1 pts · 9d
Whose socks?
smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 8d
My smocks.
vathecka@lemmy.radio · 1 pts · 9d
It doesnt have llms
JackTea@piefed.world · 1 pts · 9d
Pfft. No. OK. Five dollars.
LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 6d
It is not my company.
BreadOven@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 9d
Buy my company now! Please?
REDACTED@infosec.pub · 1 pts · 9d
We recycle all our buttplugs