sell me your company with five words

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51 Comments

Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works · 18 pts · 9d

Buy my company or else

CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 9d

Will drop pants for food.

FilthyHands@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 9d

beans beans beans beans beans

the_fuckler@nord.pub · 10 pts · 9d

Foreskin. Reattachment. Stands with Palestine.

orenj@leminal.space · 9 pts · 9d

hey, do you wanna kiss

PodPerson@lemmy.zip · 9 pts · 9d

AI, crypto, and blockchain free.

db2@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 9d

Only need two:

betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 9d

We're all gonna die anyway.

KyuubiNoKitsune@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 9d

We dispose of billionaire oligarchs

Surp@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 9d

My company is for free

yaroto98@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 9d

Can buy presidential pardons fast.

WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today · 6 pts · 9d

We mine crypto! Oh, wait...

Widdershins@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 9d (2 replies)

shit, piss, fuck, cunt, motherfucker

Simonie_Persuasion@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 9d (1 reply)

You didn't understand what i mean

Widdershins@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 9d

You asked for five words. I gave you five. Those words will make your next album go platinum. If you wanted all seven ask for seven next time.

WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 9d

We don’t pay any attention.

Quexotic@infosec.pub · 5 pts · 8d (2 replies)

Buy this here company, dude!

Simonie_Persuasion@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 8d (1 reply)

Ok i will buy it

Quexotic@infosec.pub · 6 pts · 8d

Nasan@sopuli.xyz · 5 pts · 9d

wholesale cadavers, local and organic

luthis@lemmy.nz · 5 pts · 9d

Buy it or kill you

HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 9d

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Bowling Alley staffed by big booty bitches, that also has basketball courts.

yermaw@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 9d

Technically they cant prove wrongdoing

EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 9d

It will make you money

Agent641@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 9d

We fuck on first date

SayJess@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 9d

Accepting bids of five dollars

Doublenut@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 9d

You want it round? OK!

superduperpirate@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 9d

Doordash but for cocaine

Tikiporch@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 9d

I am an absolute delight.

FanciestPants@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 8d

Our clients include Macklemore.

wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 9d

Knots, barbs, money back guarantee

RBWells@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 9d

Psst! Wanna make some money?

dudeface@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 9d

Open source non profit nonsense

PointlessLifePersonified@slrpnk.net · 2 pts · 9d

Data center McMansions - free heat!

cosmictrickster@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 9d

Buy my limited company, please.

HocEnimVeni@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 9d

Have concept of a plan.

krisevol@lemmus.org · 2 pts · 7d

Electric Power will always sell

Lumidaub@feddit.org · 2 pts · 9d

I don't have a company with five words. And if I did, I wouldn't want to sell it.

ModeratelySliceable@lemmus.org · 2 pts · 9d

free as in freedom toilets

Little1Lost@gehirneimer.de · 2 pts · 9d

a not for sale company

jambudz@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 8d

I guess this helps people?

terranoid@lemmy.cafe · 2 pts · 9d

The robot is fully functional

some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org · 1 pts · 8d

I'll take cash, please. Thanks!

smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 9d (2 replies)

Send money, you get stocks.

luthis@lemmy.nz · 1 pts · 9d (1 reply)

Whose socks?

smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 8d

My smocks.

vathecka@lemmy.radio · 1 pts · 9d

It doesnt have llms

JackTea@piefed.world · 1 pts · 9d

Pfft. No. OK. Five dollars.

LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 6d

It is not my company.

BreadOven@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 9d

Buy my company now! Please?

REDACTED@infosec.pub · 1 pts · 9d

We recycle all our buttplugs