57When I wake up and check the time to find it's 4:04am I immediately think "sleep not found" c/showerthoughts · by cosmictrickster@lemmy.world · 1y · 1 comments
22The more things change the more they stay the same c/196 · by cosmictrickster@lemmy.world · 1y · 1 comments
86The old saying "a verbal agreement isn't worth the paper it's written on" could be tweaked for modern times as "an online agreement isn't worth the paper it's written on" c/showerthoughts · by cosmictrickster@lemmy.world · 1y · 19 comments
230Screwed up and bought a cat bed apparently c/cat · by cosmictrickster@lemmy.world · 1y · 3 comments
on Amazon Alexa showing just how much they have embraced enshittification · c/lemmyshitpost · 7 pts · 27dAlways has been.
on Guys, let's settle this once and for all. Image memes Vs GIF memes Vs Video memes. Which meme format are the superior? · c/lemmyshitpost · 3 pts · 82dBeen a while since I did a magic eye picture.
on Bee Brushie · c/science_memes · 2 pts · 96dWould you rather…groom a kitten-size bumble bee or be kitten-sized being groomed by bumble bees?
on Delaware court upholds voting by companies in small town's election · c/nottheonion · 11 pts · 105dSeems like the corporation would also need to own property.
on A group of ~~women~~ teenagers should be called a Gossip · c/showerthoughts · 4 pts · 134dA Giggle of girls.
on The first rule of starting a fire, is to know how to put it out. · c/showerthoughts · 7 pts · 180dSimilar to a lot of my work - don’t do what you can’t undo. Write the rollback scripts at the same time as or before the implementation scripts.
on biblically accurate angel · c/lemmyshitpost · 18 pts · 191dOh, now there’s a map with New Zealand on it. 👀
on Maybe the real Iran was the friends we made along the way · c/memes · 19 pts · 194dNot according to some mapmakers apparently. 😢
on Maybe the real Iran was the friends we made along the way · c/memes · 65 pts · 194dTechnically, yes. Province in Netherlands, actual name Zeeland.
on Maybe the real Iran was the friends we made along the way · c/memes · 47 pts · 194dAnother map without New Zealand!
on Forget your astral sign, which Muppet do you want to be? · c/lemmyshitpost · 6 pts · 214dAnimal. Zero fucks given.
on Bri'ish Cuisine · c/lemmyshitpost · 11 pts · 222dNo, Jamie would have put the teaspoon of oil aside and poured the rest of the bottle in. Then used the remaining teaspoon as a serving garnish.
on save water. · c/memes · 6 pts · 245dImagine going to shake hands with someone and they drag their hand through their moist armpit first. Would you want to shake that hand? No? Then why would you want to shake their hand if it’s been in their sweaty junk pile? Backspatter of piss aside.
on Do any of you actually call your cats by their names? · c/cat · 6 pts · 253dMonty is “the boy”, “little man”, or “mun bruv”. Okie is “little miss”.
Always has been.
Been a while since I did a magic eye picture.
Enough to be pleasant, not enough to be terrifying.
Bass Ackwards Collider
Would you rather…groom a kitten-size bumble bee or be kitten-sized being groomed by bumble bees?
Seems like the corporation would also need to own property.
Looks like Marc Marquez.
A Giggle of girls.
Similar to a lot of my work - don’t do what you can’t undo. Write the rollback scripts at the same time as or before the implementation scripts.
Oh, now there’s a map with New Zealand on it. 👀
Not according to some mapmakers apparently. 😢
Technically, yes. Province in Netherlands, actual name Zeeland.
Another map without New Zealand!
Animal. Zero fucks given.
No, Jamie would have put the teaspoon of oil aside and poured the rest of the bottle in. Then used the remaining teaspoon as a serving garnish.
😆
Imagine going to shake hands with someone and they drag their hand through their moist armpit first. Would you want to shake that hand?
No?
Then why would you want to shake their hand if it’s been in their sweaty junk pile? Backspatter of piss aside.
Monty is “the boy”, “little man”, or “mun bruv”.
Okie is “little miss”.
Hellboy enters the chat