Caption this.

It's the large haddock collider.

I'm more confused about the fact that the salmon go in backwards

Blåhaj Blaster

Six fish enter! One fish leaves!

Proposed design for the Salmon Combiner Turbine.

Salmon Multiplexer

The Fish Cannon 2000 is a hydraulically, electrically, or pneumatically driven, six-barrel, water-cooled, electrically fired Gatling-style rotary cannon which fires fish caliber fish at an extremely high rate (typically 6,000 rounds per minute). The FC2k and its derivatives have been the principal cannon armament of United Fish States military fixed-wing aircraft for over forty years, as of the turn of century.

Each of the cannon's six barrels fires once in turn during each revolution of the barrel cluster. The multiple barrels provide both a very high rate of fire—around 100 fish per second—and contribute to prolonged weapon life by minimizing barrel erosion and heat generation. The average time between jams or failures is in excess of 10,000 fish, making it an extremely reliable weapon.

Fish Multiplier

Already has a caption:

A graphic of the Cle Elum fish passage helix - Washington State Department Of Ecology

https://www.knkx.org/environment/2026-05-13/fish-take-a-spin-at-cle-elum-dams-spiral-helix-yakama-nation

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This is just a screenshot of Factorio

Salmon Accelerator

Fish comes in, fish goes out, you can't explain that!

Large Salmon Multiplier!

You use this to combine several C-tier fish into one B-tier fish, or split a B-tier fish into multiple C-tier ones. Or same with other adjacent tiers, though there's some additional inefficiency penalties with higher tiers.

It's pretty useful for compact setups where you need a specific tier of fish, but it's much more efficient to collect all types fish and implement some filtering logic to route them by tier to where they're needed.

Will this turbo fit in my Miata?

Multi storey reverse shark park garage

The sharknado guard dissolves the sharknado by guiding the flying sharks into the inner screw structure, forcing them down and safely into the sea. A few perfectly placed sharknado guards can reduce a small to medium sharknado to a normal shark-less sub EF3 tornado, saving many lives in the process.

Six in the front, one in the back

the fish multiplier

EDIT: id like to correct my catastrophic misunderstanding of the above structure, as this is, in fact, a fish divider

Nvidia's new GPU cooler has an eco mode that doubles as a Salmon spa and amusement park. Warning, it doesn't fit in a standard ATX case anymore and will require an upgraded power supply.

With the machine completed, the messiah had automated his primary task and was thus terminated for redundancy.

Salmon concentrator

Anti-Jesus fish uncertainty centrifuge.

My First Trackmania track

wireshark

Six-to-one fish condenser

The Jesus device increases fish output 600%. Patent pending.

Your boss's takehome; your takehome

Fishy distillery

Sharknado

The mechanical donut spline path calculator knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't. By subtracting where it is from where it isn't, or where it isn't from where it is (whichever is greater), it obtains a difference, or deviation. The spline path calculator uses deviations to generate corrective commands to direct the spline path of the mechanical donut from a position where it is to a position where it isn't, and arriving at a position where it wasn't, it now is. Consequently, the position where it is, is now the position that it wasn't, and it follows that the position that it was, is now the position that it isn't.

E Pluribus Unum

Fig. 12: Proposed design for Salmon Gambling. Six labeled fish enter, one makes it out. The remaining five become sushi available for the viewers.

Bass Ackwards Collider

Speedy thing goes in; speedy thing comes out.

fig. 1 A Jesus Helix

Typical Maury Povich. Girl brings 6 guys, only one is the father.

I don't have a caption, but it reminds me of the National Aquarium in Baltimore. One of the many attractions of the facility involves walking down several stories whilst sharks very visibly swim around you.

If given the opportunity, I'd recommend it. In case further enticement is needed, one of my first dates with my wife was taking her there and it seems to have worked out so far!

Shark Cloning Facility

That's right, you heard me, I said what I said.

Shark

Salmon reversing aid.

This device converts the data stream from a parallel format to a serial format. Fish swimming in the data stream enter simultaneously, but emerge one by one, both in little-endian notation.

food processor trump used to feed children on epstein island

thers no egress arrows, so, logically this is correct

Slippery slope.

Six Salmon Swam In – One Swimmin' Winner Remains

Fig 1. F I S H A C C E L E R A T O R

The antichrist.

Water cooled data center; water is supplied from local river

You kids these days with your fancy dancy fishy go rounds. When I was a kid all we had was the wobbly wheel of death. All but 1 of the fish would climb on, and then that 1 fish would start pushing with all their might and then jump on. Then the other fish would eventually lose their grip and flung fuck off.

Chris Cross Crash. But with fish and in reverse. 5 fish go in but only a lucky one will come out.

Oscillation Overthruster

How many fish does it take to screw in a light bulb?

feesh plinko

A visual representation of an echo chamber

Goldfish crackers extraction.

Something fishy.